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Thread started 07/03/09 12:04am

funkpill

A Man Goes Into A Bar And Seats Himself On A Stool

The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"

The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles."
The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down,
then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served.
Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.

"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."

The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"

The man quickly replies, "A dollar." confused
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Reply #1 posted 07/03/09 12:18am

Serious

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lol Happy Friday everybody grouphug!
With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #2 posted 07/03/09 12:35am

MrsMdiver

Serious said:

lol Happy Friday everybody grouphug!



Happy Friday hug

rose
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Reply #3 posted 07/03/09 1:12am

Serious

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MrsMdiver said:

Serious said:

lol Happy Friday everybody grouphug!



Happy Friday hug

rose

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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #4 posted 07/03/09 5:42am

myfavorite

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lol I love him!...
THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

**....Someti
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Reply #5 posted 07/03/09 7:22am

matthewgrant

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HA! giggle
12/05/2011guitar
P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!! whistle
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Reply #6 posted 07/03/09 7:23am

ThreadBare

lol

Bringin' da noise, bringin' da FUNK!!!

Happy Friday. Happy July!!!
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Reply #7 posted 07/03/09 7:59am

MrsGoodnight

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It ain't Friday without one of funk's jokes!

Happy friday all thumbs up!
I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off

C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe..

www.KerrysCakes.org.uk
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Reply #8 posted 07/03/09 11:32am

morningsong

lol lol
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Reply #9 posted 07/03/09 11:33am

muirdo

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confuse
I dont get it.
Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
woot!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05
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Reply #10 posted 07/03/09 12:26pm

SUPRMAN

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muirdo said:

confuse
I dont get it.

He couldn't pay for the drinks, so he drank them before the bartender charged him.
I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think.
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Reply #11 posted 07/03/09 1:36pm

purplebutterfl
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falloff falloff falloff
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Reply #12 posted 07/03/09 4:08pm

paintedlady

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lol Happy Friday funk! hug
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Reply #13 posted 07/03/09 4:55pm

Dayclear

That's funny!

[Edited 7/3/09 16:58pm]
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Reply #14 posted 07/03/09 5:11pm

ocean

lol
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Reply #15 posted 07/03/09 7:46pm

peb319

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falloff

giggle
sun 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..
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Reply #16 posted 07/04/09 8:56am

Wishuponastar

lol
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