It's your day! I'm gonna walk the dog, cook you anything you want to eat, and even clean my side of the bedroom!

Show some love, fuckers. He's getting old.

Happy Birthday ! Enjoy your day with your gorgeous family!

EVERYONE POST TITTIES!

I'll heat up the griddle, you hold her down:

Happy Birthday Jerz!

tittays



sour diesel






Have fun

I was sooooo going to post a Birthday thread for him a few days ago, but then I realized you might cut me.



Chris, you KNOW I think you're the best ever. And for once, I'm being sincere.


Happy Birthday, old man

WTF

PunkMistress said:

Fucking damn hell shit.

Who is that?

Imago said:

Gemma Atkinson.

I just realized gifbin.com's hotlinking is screwed again.

FAIL.

Chris and I have had many chats with each other on yahoo, and a few on the phone.
He is a guy quick to laughter, and rarely to criticism.
He's genuine.

And everybody knows genuine is hard to come by.

We've had some really deep, heartfelt conversations and we've even rambled about seemingly meaningless things.

I remember when he and I used to discuss which hair products where best for hair. He expressed that he couldn't understand why anyone would use the cheap drug store stuff and not a TIGI product like the Bed Head line. At that time we were both sporting faux-hawks and with my course Asian Hair, and his overly masculine Italian hair, we both knew... KNEW... that a high end hair product line was not just preferable in maintaining the right look, but absolutely essential.

Of course, talk of hair naturally leads to conversations about cologne, of which Chris alway shad terrific insights and opinions. He was the one that turned me on to Kenneth Cole black long before it started being the cologne EVERYBODY had bought. Always a step ahead of the crowd, Chris was a source of many of my fashion decisions. He was an inspiration.

Even when he recommended specific lines of products for niche' items or really expensive items, I still appreciated his input. I would have not known anything about the TUMI line of luggage if not for Chris.

He's bought me wonderful things like Burt's Bees (long before it was chic to be green with your cosmetic products), and of course LUSH soaps and shampoos.

In short, he's a real doll.



I hope one day to find myself back in Tampa, and to continue my friendship with him and his beautiful wife, who'm I could write a novel about as far as the levels of respect and admiration I have for her.



I need to stop. I've said to much.


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Happy birthday you funny bitch!

I fucking love this thread!!!!!

Imago said:

Part of me is sad that you have moved on away from the Bay area here, but the other is very happy to see you "living".

Finish that book and I'll be the first to buy it.


Then I'll have Erin read it to tell me how it was.

Happy Birthday!

You are one crazy bitch and Chris is so lucky

Happy B-day silly

Happy Birthday to one of my favorite orgers, my fellow cancerian and fellow aquarist and KRS One fan and Marvel comics fan...and weed connoisseur...we should meet one day..I´m sure we´d have a VERY interesting time!


Chris is da man !

PunkMistress said:

Wasn't she in Hollyoaks?

PunkMistress said:

She really needs to be careful when eating M&M's... look, she's dropped some down her top... what a messy eater

Sorry... what was I thinking?... I came to wish Jersey a Happy Birthday and got hypnotised by the boobies!

Happy Birthday Jers!

Happy Birthday!

From the happiest place on earth...