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just got this in my email and thought we needed a laugh today A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?' 'No,' she replies. . . Wait for it. . She says: 'You just happened to catch my eye.'  
We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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on a real note, there is this blind man that panhandles on the train and he does a speech about needing money but not for drugs or drink and then goes on to say he's blind and to prove it pulls the little plastic lens thingees out of his eye sockets to reveal two gaping empty eye holes and I always look around when he gets to that part to see the shock on peoples faces as he becomes eyeless before their very eyes 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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'You just happened to catch my eye.'
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 thank you buttah She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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well dayum. | |
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 I'm firmly planted in denial |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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  'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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A redhead, huh?  
pops eye back in before anyone notices...  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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very very nice | |
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cute! thanks  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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| much needed seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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Hah! Funny  I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe.. www.KerrysCakes.org.uk | |
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