2the9s said:

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me too

Boob said:

Alrighty, now we know what a cock ring is, what the hell is an anal plug? What's it supposed to do?

Sounds awful to me.

bkw said:

It's exactly what you think it is

NWF said:

But what's the point? Is it supposed to stop your flatulance?

Is so, I think i know what my wife is going to get me for Christmas.

wait a sec. you mean this metal ring i'm wearing should be around some guy's. . . private parts? why didn't it come with a LABEL? how was i to KNOW that when i picked it up outta the guttter and put it on???

bkw said:

Uhhh, no dude. The butt-plug is only for pleasure purposes.

NWF said:

i'm sure it would give his wife great pleasure to stop him farting...

MrBliss said:

It's her fault anyway. I blame her cooking.

Women never see the comedy in farting, do they?

Well her comes the Doctor. Men can use the Butt plug or women can to Stretch-Open their Anus before Anal Penetration or just alone as the man can enter her from the Vagina and then put the Butt plug in her Ass. Basically,if you are a Virgin to Anal it's Fingers,Thin Butt plug and Gradual to Enlarge the opening and after awhile of this well you can Use some Anal-Ease and a condom and Penetrate without Causing EXTREME Pain and Bleeding. As Vanity says Give Me Satisfaction ,Put The Stick In My Ride. Check-out the sex shops for a View to the different sized Toys and You'll be Amazed at what you see! Get Educated on all things and be Smart!

What's a cock ring . Thanks for the education

Natasha said:

Great, yet hardcore, explanation, Natasha.

Erection Rings
Erection rings restrict the flow of blood from the penis, creating a pleasurable feeling of tightness and pressure, prolonging erection, and delaying ejaculation. Usually worn at the base of the penis behind the scrotum, some men enjoy erection rings around the base of their penis only. It really depends on size and personal preference.
You may find it easiest to put on an erection ring before your penis is erect, but you'll want to experiment to find what works best for you. You should remove the ring as soon as it becomes uncomfortable -- no longer than 20 minutes or so. Beginners should play around with different durations, just to make sure they don't hurt themselves. In order to avoid unpleasant snaps, snags or yanking, you may want to trim or shave the hair in the area where you'll be wearing the strap or ring, or use a little lubrication to grease the wheels.

Erection rings come in all sizes, materials and constructions. Here are a few of the most popular:


Single-strap Ring Placed behind the scrotum and fastened over the top of penis, this adjustable strap is usually made of leather. These easily removed straps are perfect for beginners.

Solid Ring Made of sturdy plastic or metal, these solid rings can be dangerous if you aren't experienced. Be careful. Insert your flaccid penis through the ring, then tuck your testicles, one at a time, through the hoop. Solid rings don't have any snaps or buckles, so the only way you're going to get them off is by losing your erection, either through removal of stimulus or ejaculation.

Testicle-Spreader Place the longer strap behind the scrotum and snap it closed on top of your penis, forming a ring. The short straps should be hanging down, behind the scrotum. Snap each short strap to the ring, using one hand to hold a testicle and the other to bring the strap between your testicles to the sides of the ring.

Testicle-Stretcher Place the longest strap behind the scrotum and snap it closed on top of your penis. Pull your testicles to the bottom of your scrotum and snap the widest piece of leather around the scrotum above the testicles. Bring the thin strap between the testicles and snap it to the ball stretcher. Adding small weights or a leash to the attached ring can increase sensations of pressure -- it sounds extremely complicated, but some men really enjoy these doohickeys.

Vibrating Ring This type of erection ring is designed to stimulate both partners with vibration during intercourse. Usually a single-strap erection ring made of a firmer jelly material, the ring slides onto his penis and then usually has an attachment for a vibrating bullet. The bullet may have a battery pack or, with more recent technology, may simply require the inserting of the battery to work. The bullet can be worn on the top of the penis to stimulate the woman partner's clitoris or put below the penis to stimulate his testicles.
Do not use erection rings if you bleed easily or have a blood clotting disorder, if you are diabetic, or if you suffer from any vascular or nerve disorder. Do not use these toys if you are taking anticoagulants, aspirin or any other blood-thinning medication. If you experience discomfort or any unusual body changes -- including bruising, pain, bleeding or loss of sensation -- remove the ring and see your doctor. Do not place over sore, swollen, or infected areas or areas without sensation.
If your erection ring feels too loose, you can typically adjust the size but cutting a portion of the ring near the clasp off.


http://www.mypleasure.com...ept_id=903

If anyone wants to look at them or purchase them.

This thread has inspired a lil tune to go 'round my brain:

"Cock rings, cock rings
Roly-Poly cock rings!"

TongueBox said:

no one had to tell me twice...

Cock Rings... it's what happens when ur rooster phone gets a call.

Testicle-Spreader !?!?!?! Testicle-Stretcher?!?!?!?!?

I saw a Gay movie and the guy was having Weights put on his balls and then this other guy had like his Dick tied with string and all and he was getting twisted in some kind of Woodhouse/workshop and he was making faces like it hurt so damn much and then this other guy just spit in his hand ahem and put it on his Cock and then 1,2,3 in. Damn it looked like he was Dry F*** Him and Whew that gotta Hurt!

Natasha said:

I finally figured it out...

Natasha is really KLHK!

Uncle Demetrius he have many of the cock ring! He clip them on ankle of the male chicken so the thieving gyspies can't steal.

nevermind...

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[This message was edited Tue Dec 17 13:12:48 PST 2002 by CarrieLee]

Natasha said:

Today, I'm reviving lots of MrBliss's threads.