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PrintableImago said: 
Teacher, Teacher 
I kind of miss the early morning sight of my grandmom's fine ass neighbor. .... and those boxers, which I suspect he may be wearing this morning....  Probably. Maybe they were the 'idiot shorts' I spoke about? White waist band, bright colour, patterned with hello kitty or doraemon or something? They're everywhere!
Ok, so Mon and I were supposed to be just going out for some Japanese food and clothes shopping, but now she's decided she wants to go back to Sawasdee House and 'have some drink'. Wish me luck! | |
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Fauxie said: Imago said:
Teacher, Teacher
I kind of miss the early morning sight of my grandmom's fine ass neighbor. .... and those boxers, which I suspect he may be wearing this morning.... Probably. Maybe they were the 'idiot shorts' I spoke about? White waist band, bright colour, patterned with hello kitty or doraemon or something? They're everywhere!
Ok, so Mon and I were supposed to be just going out for some Japanese food and clothes shopping, but now she's decided she wants to go back to Sawasdee House and 'have some drink'. Wish me luck!
Wish her a habby birthday for me. | |
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Imago said: Fauxie said: Probably. Maybe they were the 'idiot shorts' I spoke about? White waist band, bright colour, patterned with hello kitty or doraemon or something? They're everywhere!
Ok, so Mon and I were supposed to be just going out for some Japanese food and clothes shopping, but now she's decided she wants to go back to Sawasdee House and 'have some drink'. Wish me luck!
Wish her a habby birthday for me. 
Will do!  | |
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Fauxie said: Imago said:
Wish her a habby birthday for me.
Will do! oh shit
Look, it's not easy to org when you need to take a shit every two minutes. | |
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Imago said: Fauxie said:
Will do! oh shit
Look, it's not easy to org when you need to take a shit every two minutes. 
farang  | |
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Fauxie said: Imago said: oh shit
Look, it's not easy to org when you need to take a shit every two minutes.
farang Well, I guess I can look on the bright side. If I had been eating English food, I would have been going to the bathroom every two minutes for projectile vomiting.  | |
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Imago said: Fauxie said:
farang Well, I guess I can look on the bright side. If I had been eating English food, I would have been going to the bathroom every two minutes for projectile vomiting. 
Not our fault you Thais all systematically fuck up your taste buds by consuming excessive amounts of chili. | |
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Fauxie said: Imago said: Well, I guess I can look on the bright side. If I had been eating English food, I would have been going to the bathroom every two minutes for projectile vomiting.
Not our fault you Thais all systematically fuck up your taste buds by consuming excessive amounts of chili. Look, we KNOW how to tear an ass up in more ways than one. You English are so singular in your approach to things. | |
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Imago said: Fauxie said:
Not our fault you Thais all systematically fuck up your taste buds by consuming excessive amounts of chili. Look, we KNOW how to tear an ass up in more ways than one. You English are so singular in your approach to things. I'm going to flaunt my elbows in front of you next time we meet. You'll love them. They're all elbowy and shit.  | |
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RenHoek said: Imago said: 
This picture is so full of PURSE 
It's like an explosion of purse.  or a purse beatdown...  Man! That's like watching "Smackdown" at Madison Square Garden. | |
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MORE PICS
These are from my trip to the North East of Thailand (near Kalasin). click on the image below to go to the photo album 
http://www.danonderdonk.c...east/album | |
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Imago said: MORE PICS
These are from my trip to the North East of Thailand (near Kalasin). click on the image below to go to the photo album
http://www.danonderdonk.c...east/album I looked through this and you weren't nekkid doin it with ladyboys in any of them. What a total waste of my time. | |
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johnart said: Imago said: MORE PICS
These are from my trip to the North East of Thailand (near Kalasin). click on the image below to go to the photo album
http://www.danonderdonk.c...east/album I looked through this and you weren't nekkid doin it with ladyboys in any of them. What a total waste of my time. Most ladyboys are actually very sweet and polite. It's funny how they end their sentences with "kha" the way girls do
And there will be no ladyboy hookup 
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Imago said: johnart said: I looked through this and you weren't nekkid doin it with ladyboys in any of them. What a total waste of my time. Most ladyboys are actually very sweet and polite. It's funny how they end their sentences with "kha" the way girls do
And there will be no ladyboy hookup
I'm not easy Oh come on, you're not really ghey if someone with titties pokes u up the butt.  | |
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johnart said: Imago said: Most ladyboys are actually very sweet and polite. It's funny how they end their sentences with "kha" the way girls do
And there will be no ladyboy hookup
I'm not easy Oh come on, you're not really ghey if someone with titties pokes u up the butt. gross!!!
I'm sending you a crotch picture. | |
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Dan, I love you sharing your adventure with us.
Thank you for the pictures, for the experience. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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Imago said: MORE PICS
These are from my trip to the North East of Thailand (near Kalasin). click on the image below to go to the photo album
http://www.danonderdonk.c...east/album This virtual tour of Thailand you are giving us is great you are like an American version of England's Alan Whicker in both delivery and looks What you don't remember never happened | |
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Imago said: johnart said: Oh come on, you're not really ghey if someone with titties pokes u up the butt. gross!!!
I'm sending you a crotch picture. I'll act like I'm shy and shocked when I get it. | |
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Where's the fourth picture in the second row?
What are the statues? No More Haters on the Internet. |
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sag10 said: Dan, I love you sharing your adventure with us.
Thank you for the pictures, for the experience. My pleasure
The org is a big part of my life, and I'm not embarrassed to say it. I've had a lot of fun here, so sharing it with you guys is as important as blogging to me. I'm going to see the legendary city of Ayutthaya (sp?) with Fauxie this week and will take pictures of it. I may even take a few pix of Silom today, though I'm not sure how I'll manage being that it's pretty seedy in spots and a guy carrying a thousand dollar camera may draw attention, even in a Western-heavy spot like that
I'm learning Thai and break neck speed right now cause all the taxi drivers who are talkative only speak Thai to me, and they know I don't understand them, but still they do it. I had a 20 minute, spirited conversation with a guy and the only thing I understood from him was "Thai Food delicious...Thai food Spicey very, no?" | |
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Imago said: sag10 said: Dan, I love you sharing your adventure with us.
Thank you for the pictures, for the experience. My pleasure
The org is a big part of my life, and I'm not embarrassed to say it. I've had a lot of fun here, so sharing it with you guys is as important as blogging to me. I'm going to see the legendary city of Ayutthaya (sp?) with Fauxie this week and will take pictures of it. I may even take a few pix of Silom today, though I'm not sure how I'll manage being that it's pretty seedy in spots and a guy carrying a thousand dollar camera may draw attention, even in a Western-heavy spot like that
I'm learning Thai and break neck speed right now cause all the taxi drivers who are talkative only speak Thai to me, and they know I don't understand them, but still they do it. I had a 20 minute, spirited conversation with a guy and the only thing I understood from him was "Thai Food delicious...Thai food Spicey very, no?"
Taxi drivers are a great resource for learning Thai. You're stuck there, for a start, and they can be pretty chatty. They ask the same questions every single time. Coming back from work each night I used to know exactly what was coming and was sorted after a month or two of refining my answers.
In Thai or broken English... where do you come from? (if from UK) what team (football) you cheer? are you a teacher? do you like thai food? thai food spicy? do u have thai wife? do u have children? thailand hot, no? etc. | |
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Fauxie said: Imago said: My pleasure
The org is a big part of my life, and I'm not embarrassed to say it. I've had a lot of fun here, so sharing it with you guys is as important as blogging to me. I'm going to see the legendary city of Ayutthaya (sp?) with Fauxie this week and will take pictures of it. I may even take a few pix of Silom today, though I'm not sure how I'll manage being that it's pretty seedy in spots and a guy carrying a thousand dollar camera may draw attention, even in a Western-heavy spot like that
I'm learning Thai and break neck speed right now cause all the taxi drivers who are talkative only speak Thai to me, and they know I don't understand them, but still they do it. I had a 20 minute, spirited conversation with a guy and the only thing I understood from him was "Thai Food delicious...Thai food Spicey very, no?"
Taxi drivers are a great resource for learning Thai. You're stuck there, for a start, and they can be pretty chatty. They ask the same questions every single time. Coming back from work each night I used to know exactly what was coming and was sorted after a month or two of refining my answers.
In Thai or broken English... where do you come from? (if from UK) what team (football) you cheer? are you a teacher? do you like thai food? thai food spicy? do u have thai wife? do u have children? thailand hot, no? etc. YES! I don' understand any of that shit, but the seem to trip out when I point to myself and say "Pom Kalasin" hoping they understand I'm telling them that I'm from Kalasin. I even say "Pom ben kon American/Kalasin, Krap" and they trip out. And they're always wanting to know if I find Thai women beautiful. Of course I do, but repeating it over and over again is both amusing and annoying. One Thai guy tried to tell me about the "Police" which he called "Sergeants" I have no clue what he was rambling on about other than he apparently doesn't like the "Sergeants" Thai men have hot asses. | |
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Also, a member of my family is developing an unnatural fixation on weather I've been to Soi Cowboy (which I have) and if I've been in a blowjob bar (which I have not).
...It's getting a bit uncomfortable and I don't like sharing my escapades in the city with family anyways. | |
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littlemissG said: Where's the fourth picture in the second row?
What are the statues? I don't know if they're buddhist relics or if they're representative of something else. They look like the common statues I see in China town being sold there, so I doubt that they are relics, though this particular Wat (temple) is known for having some old relics. This is the best blog I've seen on the temple so far: http://roietattractions.b...ol_05.html There's an official website, but oddly when I type the Temple's name in, none of the sites that come up in google are the official site of the temple. | |
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Imago said: Fauxie said:
Taxi drivers are a great resource for learning Thai. You're stuck there, for a start, and they can be pretty chatty. They ask the same questions every single time. Coming back from work each night I used to know exactly what was coming and was sorted after a month or two of refining my answers.
In Thai or broken English... where do you come from? (if from UK) what team (football) you cheer? are you a teacher? do you like thai food? thai food spicy? do u have thai wife? do u have children? thailand hot, no? etc. YES! I don' understand any of that shit, but the seem to trip out when I point to myself and say "Pom Kalasin" hoping they understand I'm telling them that I'm from Kalasin. I even say "Pom ben kon American/Kalasin, Krap" and they trip out. And they're always wanting to know if I find Thai women beautiful. Of course I do, but repeating it over and over again is both amusing and annoying. One Thai guy tried to tell me about the "Police" which he called "Sergeants" I have no clue what he was rambling on about other than he apparently doesn't like the "Sergeants" Thai men have hot asses. Q: Maa jak phathet arai khrap? A: Phathet America kap Thai khrap! ...dae phom kert thii phathet Laos 
lol @ the 'sergeants' Was he getting all steamed up? Mon and I were in a taxi one time and the guy flipped out this mini DVD player and put in a propaganda VCD for the yellow shirts and just started going off on a rant about police brutality. Very awkward and annoying! | |
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Imago said: MORE PICS
These are from my trip to the North East of Thailand (near Kalasin). click on the image below to go to the photo album
http://www.danonderdonk.c...east/album beautiful | |
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I just got back from the club and am about to crash, but tonight I witnessed buff go-go boys buttfucking each other on stage to a PAULA ABDUL SONG!!!!! , laughed at a super fat drag queen doing a hilarious burlesque number, danced with a fine ass Welsh guy (in Bangkok of all places! ) whose Thai boyfriend was home sleeping I found out , and danced my ass off at DJ station which is a lot like a Miami dance club.
I honestly, and I mean this, don't know if I can live in Bangkok. I will get in a lot of trouble here. I need to find my way over to Germany where all the Germans are virginal 
But seriously, there's a seedy underbelly that is entertaining, but unsettling to me. I've been uncomfortable with that feeling since I arrived. Good night 
Trust me...You do not want to see balls slapping somebody asshole to Paula Abdul's "My love is for real". The guys I went with weren't the least bit phased. And though I've seen a lot in my day, I just couldn't get passed how surreal the entire thing was
I should have invited Fauxie along. That would have been nice. . [Edited 7/11/09 13:02pm] | |
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Imago said: I just got back from the club and am about to crash, but tonight I witnessed buff go-go boys buttfucking each other on stage to a PAULA ABDUL SONG!!!!!
, laughed at a super fat drag queen doing a hilarious burlesque number, danced with a fine ass Welsh guy (in Bangkok of all places! ) whose Thai boyfriend was home sleeping I found out , and danced my ass off at DJ station which is a lot like a Miami dance club.
I honestly, and I mean this, don't know if I can live in Bangkok. I will get in a lot of trouble here. I need to find my way over to Germany where all the Germans are virginal
But seriously, there's a seedy underbelly that is entertaining, but unsettling to me. I've been uncomfortable with that feeling since I arrived. Good night
Trust me...You do not want to see balls slapping somebody asshole to Paula Abdul's "My love is for real". The guys I went with weren't the least bit phased. And though I've seen a lot in my day, I just couldn't get passed how surreal the entire thing was
I should have invited Fauxie along. That would have been nice. . [Edited 7/11/09 13:02pm] you better be there next month around the 20th!!!  | |
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Imago said: I just got back from the club and am about to crash, but tonight I witnessed buff go-go boys buttfucking each other on stage to a PAULA ABDUL SONG!!!!!
, laughed at a super fat drag queen doing a hilarious burlesque number, danced with a fine ass Welsh guy (in Bangkok of all places! ) whose Thai boyfriend was home sleeping I found out , and danced my ass off at DJ station which is a lot like a Miami dance club.
I honestly, and I mean this, don't know if I can live in Bangkok. I will get in a lot of trouble here. I need to find my way over to Germany where all the Germans are virginal
But seriously, there's a seedy underbelly that is entertaining, but unsettling to me. I've been uncomfortable with that feeling since I arrived. Good night
Trust me...You do not want to see balls slapping somebody asshole to Paula Abdul's "My love is for real". The guys I went with weren't the least bit phased. And though I've seen a lot in my day, I just couldn't get passed how surreal the entire thing was
I should have invited Fauxie along. That would have been nice. . [Edited 7/11/09 13:02pm] No thanks. 
'seedy underbelly'... because you had no idea what you'd find there, or even that it was in what's basically the red light district!  | |
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Fauxie said: Imago said: I just got back from the club and am about to crash, but tonight I witnessed buff go-go boys buttfucking each other on stage to a PAULA ABDUL SONG!!!!!
, laughed at a super fat drag queen doing a hilarious burlesque number, danced with a fine ass Welsh guy (in Bangkok of all places! ) whose Thai boyfriend was home sleeping I found out , and danced my ass off at DJ station which is a lot like a Miami dance club.
I honestly, and I mean this, don't know if I can live in Bangkok. I will get in a lot of trouble here. I need to find my way over to Germany where all the Germans are virginal
But seriously, there's a seedy underbelly that is entertaining, but unsettling to me. I've been uncomfortable with that feeling since I arrived. Good night
Trust me...You do not want to see balls slapping somebody asshole to Paula Abdul's "My love is for real". The guys I went with weren't the least bit phased. And though I've seen a lot in my day, I just couldn't get passed how surreal the entire thing was
I should have invited Fauxie along. That would have been nice. . [Edited 7/11/09 13:02pm] No thanks.
'seedy underbelly'... because you had no idea what you'd find there, or even that it was in what's basically the red light district! Oh, I knew what I would find. I just wasn't expecting it to accompany Paula Abdul. No seriously, it's not just Silom. It's everywhere here. Just underneath the hussle and bussle of the place...underneath all the charm and 'fun' of the people. There's something about Bangkok that will just eat you alive. I feel like quoting that "One Night In Bangkok Song"
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