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What The Hell Was Burger King Thinking? LoL... Anyone see this ad yet?
Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
If it hasn't already happened, today can go down in the record books as the day subtlety died. Burger King's latest advertisement -- for its, ahem, BK Super Seven Incher -- leaves little to imagination or interpretation. As you can see here, the woman in said advertisement is about to go down on said Super Seven Incher with a suggestive tagline that uses the word "blow." Mmhmm, I think it's safe to assume that such humor will only be going over the head of those younger than, oh, about 13 years old. (Sorry, parents!) The "copy" at the bottom of the ad -- not sure that you can even seen it here -- takes the whole thing even further: "Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER," it says. "Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A1 Thick and Hearty Steak Sauce." "Something long, juicy"? "Yearn for more"? "Mind-blowing"? I think it's all rather glorious, in an I-love-trash kind of way. Who ever cared about cunning, cleverness, and nuance anyway? Blow your mind (and this Super Seven Incher) instead! http://popwatch.ew.com/po...ncher.html | |
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Where's the ad showing a dude about to dive face first into a taco? "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said:
Where's the ad showing a dude about to dive face first into a taco? I'm waiting for the complaints about the ad showing a white, blond female lusting after 7 inches of dark meat  ... | |
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To me it seems like Frat boys have been in charge of Burger King Ads over the past few years (Square Bob no pants  .... family restruants ) |
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stunt for attention, they know damn well this shit is super tacky   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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kpowers said: To me it seems like Frat boys have been in charge of Burger King Ads over the past few years (Square Bob no pants
.... family restruants )I've just seen their poster for chocolate shake. Seems they've been watching 2 Girls - 1 Cup.....  | |
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Byron said: meow85 said:
Where's the ad showing a dude about to dive face first into a taco? I'm waiting for the complaints about the ad showing a white, blond female lusting after 7 inches of dark meat ... surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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CalhounSq said: stunt for attention, they know damn well this shit is super tacky
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LAWDY LAWD!
ok whos tired or tryin this shit? let me know if it s good. holla! | |
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How tacky.  | |
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not to mention the i like square butt remake ..... commercial was tacky too
it really puzzling to me what is going on, now ah day when u have Bk..... doing ad & commercials. that are so tacky and beyound. if any typo please look over, them my spelling in not the best Smiling Makes Joy Come Alive........and Joy can never die .........  | |
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Desperate..... | |
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Byron said: meow85 said:
Where's the ad showing a dude about to dive face first into a taco? I'm waiting for the complaints about the ad showing a white, blond female lusting after 7 inches of dark meat ...
so true it'll happen too [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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How often do we discuss porn???
That's what they were thinking.
At least she didn't have a dab of mayo drippin from the corner of her mouth. [Edited 6/26/09 8:36am] | |
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johnart said: How often do we discuss porn???
That's what they were thinking.
At least she didn't have a dab of mayo drippin from the corner of her mouth. [Edited 6/26/09 8:36am] No, see THAT'S for the commercial! [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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sammij said: johnart said: How often do we discuss porn???
That's what they were thinking.
At least she didn't have a dab of mayo drippin from the corner of her mouth. [Edited 6/26/09 8:36am] No, see THAT'S for the commercial! LMAO! Mayo splatter in slo-mo. MMMMM! Ohhhhh! | |
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johnart said: sammij said: No, see THAT'S for the commercial! LMAO! Mayo splatter in slo-mo. MMMMM! Ohhhhh! worse than those torpedo sub commercials quizno's had with the horny oven. [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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well sex sells, and this certainly is an attention getter If you will, so will I | |
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mcmeekle said: kpowers said: To me it seems like Frat boys have been in charge of Burger King Ads over the past few years (Square Bob no pants
.... family restruants )I've just seen their poster for chocolate shake. Seems they've been watching 2 Girls - 1 Cup..... If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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sammij said: johnart said: LMAO! Mayo splatter in slo-mo. MMMMM! Ohhhhh! worse than those torpedo sub commercials quizno's had with the horny oven. Im sorry but that original ad was brilliant. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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sammij said: johnart said: LMAO! Mayo splatter in slo-mo. MMMMM! Ohhhhh! worse than those torpedo sub commercials quizno's had with the horny oven. "Put it in me Scott..." surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: sammij said: worse than those torpedo sub commercials quizno's had with the horny oven. "Put it in me Scott..." [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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 Oh hellll no...
LOL @ the Quiznos quote. I love that commercial. These sandwich people must be really horny folk. They know what they're doing and it's a hot mess. Where else can they go but back down after reaching so many hidden innuendo highs? In the future, it's only going to get nastier and greasier.
Mmmmm....food porn.  | |
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Everybody's mind is not in the gutter. Kids and the elderly for instance. | |
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KidaDynamite said: sammij said: worse than those torpedo sub commercials quizno's had with the horny oven. "Put it in me Scott..." Scott's kinda cute in a goofy way.  | |
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Dayclear said: Everybody's mind is not in the gutter. Kids and the elderly for instance.
[...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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| Yikes. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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So if any straight guy buys this, he has to have "I'M EATING A BIG BROWN PENIS!" on his mind the whole time? | |
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