1. Do post on the org. If Fauxie can you can to.

He should take some pictures and post them for us. Thailand is BEAUTIFUL.

He shouldn't smuggle illegal drugs




Smooches;)

Do some sort of naked activity with Fauxie and post pics on the org.

no sex with thai children

Jakeasaurus said:

Or children of any nationality.


He send us regular reports on all the new and favorite foods he's trying.

Who's Jakeasaurus and what's their fascination with having sex with Thai childen?


Dan should:

Learn to speak Thai, preferably from me so I can slip in a few deliberately erroneous and potentially comedic booby traps.

Dan shouldn't:

Get drunk and try to befriend random people in bars and tell them about how he's with the CIA on an undercover mission. We get enough of that already.

Once again: DON'T EMBARRASS THE NATION.

He SHOULD remember wherever he roams, he is still my BROKE DOWN SHANTY EYE CHING CHANG HO.

He Should remember to keep his kness together when he sits in a sarong.

He should use

SUNBLOCK

SUNBLOCK

SUNBLOCK

No Thai-Fried-Sweet-Cheeky-Monkey.

Dan should not cross a Bangkok street under Fauxie's wife, Mon, guidance.....if he does too, he should watc out carefully! And I know what I'm talking about!

Also, I wouldn't recommend buying a soup based on a nice little old lady's recommendations.

I only recognized one meat item she put in that motherfucker. I finally had to sneak out of her restaurant while she wasn't looking.

Imago said:

did you leave her any money before you snuck out, or did she lose money on the deal?

BlackAdder7 said:

Of course. I paid for it first.

Then I waited for another person to come in and start talking to her to distract her. I even tipped her.



Seriously, I could not even begin to tell you what was in the soup.

littlemissG said:

He shouldn´t go...

Check this shit out


Any insights into what was in it would be greatly appreciated.
I took this just a couple of hours ago.

Thai brown dogs are EVERYWHERE here.
They're quazi wild things. Nobody owns them, but people seem
to tolerate them rummaging through garbage, and some folks
even leave food out for them.
The leave you alone, but they're everwhere.

I filmed this a few hours ago too. cute little pups playing.

Imago said:

Yup, i ate this stuff for 4 months and it didnt kill me. No idea whats in it tho!!



What part of Bangkok are you staying in?

mostbeautifulboy said:

Some suburb in north Bangkok where all the rich white folks live behind gated golfcourse communities, complete with chauffeurs, chefs, and maids.


Look, I'll take whatever accommodations I can get, especially when they're free.



I do plan on getting into town and seeing normal parts of Bangkok as soon as possible though. Not that normal and bangkok are words that really fit together in a sentence.

10 million people in all this tropical heat. AMAZING.

Look out for this guy, he owes me £20!!

mostbeautifulboy said:

Both those guys are beautiful. Which one are you?

Either way, We NEED to have sex.

Imago said:

Now?!

mostbeautifulboy said:

Actually, I can't.
I'm waiting for my uncle's driver to pick me up and take me to his house.


You're hot. That's all I want to say. Just hot.