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my 95 year old maternal grandmother Took her sleeping tablet. After a little while she got to wondering if she could still do push-ups.
She couldn't, so she got back up and went to bed. The End.  my mum was FURIOUS!!! | |
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Was that supposed to be a haiku?...Because I think you did it wrong.  | |
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Byron said: Was that supposed to be a haiku?...Because I think you did it wrong.
you can't spot the anomaly in this story? | |
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ZombieKitten said: Took her sleeping tablet. After a little while she got to wondering if she could still do push-ups.
She couldn't, so she got back up and went to bed. The End. my mum was FURIOUS!!!Did you steal one of funkpill's jokes? 
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it's not a joke, this really happened last Thursday night! | |
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| your grandmother's funny | |
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Amazing how they have these notions at times...bless her heart
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ZombieKitten said: it's not a joke, this really happened last Thursday night!
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noimageatall said: ZombieKitten said: it's not a joke, this really happened last Thursday night!
 With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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awwwww, that is really cute hun | |
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Was it Ambien?
Ask johnart about his adventures... We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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noimageatall said: ZombieKitten said: it's not a joke, this really happened last Thursday night!
I thought she wasn't able to do any. | |
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ZombieKitten said: Took her sleeping tablet. After a little while she got to wondering if she could still do push-ups.
She couldn't, so she got back up and went to bed. The End. my mum was FURIOUS!!!if she took her sleeping pill... wasn't she supposed to BE asleep??  'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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ZombieKitten said: so she got back up and went to bed. The End. i find this part confusing... is this like "wake up and go to sleep?" | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: ZombieKitten said: so she got back up and went to bed. The End. i find this part confusing... is this like "wake up and go to sleep?" no she got up off the floor, and climbed into bed, as any old lady just DOES. | |
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sextonseven said: noimageatall said:
I thought she wasn't able to do any. I know, I know  ...but this was so cute.  It's not really a 'push-up' anyway.  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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interesting. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
authentic power is service- Pope Francis | |
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noimageatall said: sextonseven said: I thought she wasn't able to do any. I know, I know ...but this was so cute. It's not really a 'push-up' anyway. Back in my breakdancing days, that was called the "float". | |
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sextonseven said: noimageatall said: I know, I know ...but this was so cute. It's not really a 'push-up' anyway. Back in my breakdancing days, that was called the "float".
That's what I was thinking it looked like.  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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sextonseven said: noimageatall said: I know, I know ...but this was so cute. It's not really a 'push-up' anyway. Back in my breakdancing days, that was called the "float". now why isn't there video footage of that!!! happy pants and your own square of cardboard - all the kids in my street had all they need with those 2 things  | |
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Genesia said: Was it Ambien?
Ask johnart about his adventures... I don't know what do they give little old ladies for long term use? She's probably needed help getting to sleep for the last 30 years. | |
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ZombieKitten said: sextonseven said: Back in my breakdancing days, that was called the "float". now why isn't there video footage of that!!! happy pants and your own square of cardboard - all the kids in my street had all they need with those 2 things I never heard of them referred to as "happy pants" before. | |
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sextonseven said: ZombieKitten said: now why isn't there video footage of that!!! happy pants and your own square of cardboard - all the kids in my street had all they need with those 2 things I never heard of them referred to as "happy pants" before. they are probably called something different over there  | |
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