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Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.
Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt. According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500. ___ Information from: Shelbyville Times-Gazette, http://www.t-g.com http://news.yahoo.com/s/a..._assault_1 You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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"somehow"?  | |
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"If you don't put down the toilet seat, I SWEAR I'm going to shove these cheetos up your nose!!!!"
"Woman, you even TOUCH my cheetos, I SWEAR I'll shove them where the sun don't shine!!!!" I'm firmly planted in denial |
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i guess you could try to smother someone with an unopened bag of cheetos the way you would smother someone with a pillow.
or you could duct tape someone's mouth shut and stick cheetos up their nostrils. or, um...if you had crunchy cheetos you could maybe gouge an eye out, though if you had the puffy cheetos, not so much. i feel like a soldier for hire: "i know how to kill a man 99 ways with nothing but my bare hands and a bag of cheetos."  | |
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Cheesy Snack Attack Leads to Assault Charges Against Son
DES MOINES (AP) - A Des Moines man has been charged with a cheesy snack attack on his dad.
The weapon? A bag of Cheetos. Patrick Hamman, 22, was arrested on a charge of domestic assault after he threw a bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face Sunday night. Police say the bag hit his father's glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose. The police report says "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust." Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips A woman pleaded no contest last week to prostitution charges, accused of agreeing to be paid for services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee.
Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142 in municipal court from charges from a February arrest. According to the police report, undercover officers noticed Smith "trying to catch a date” by flashing her headlights at SE 33 and Robinson. Officers said they followed Smith’s car and found her with her blouse open and found a man in the passenger seat pulling his pants up. The man told police he was having marital problems and knew he could pick up a prostitute there. Smith told police the man told her he was looking for company but he didn’t have any money, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car.  | |
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Ever left the bag open over night? Those things become orange bullets! | |
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THE REAL REASON FOR THE CHEETO INCIDENT
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I read this headline today & laughed my ass off   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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DesireeNevermind said: THE REAL REASON FOR THE CHEETO INCIDENT
 Okay, I seriously almost gagged. & I don't gag I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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| Now I done seen and heard it all. Cheetos?
YEESH! I could see where it could hurt if it were the hot ones. The cheesy ones I'd probably just catch with my mouth before assault was even considered. Eh...but then again, I have all my cards on deck. If I'm boxin', I'm goin' out like a Southsider... | |
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I used to love Cheetos.  | |
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I kept waiting for the police to have have been there on "unrelated matter". | |
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The police report says "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."
OMG that's to funny!! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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DesireeNevermind said: THE REAL REASON FOR THE CHEETO INCIDENT HOLY SHIT you can see that woman on the lefts scrotum  Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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cheetos are pure lard with orange color #29 or some shit. it ought to be illegal cuz it is not even food. some whack ass scientist created it one night while he was lighting up a joint and eating cheddar and getting it on with some fat chick after he'd been fired from the FDA; just as he was getting his knob slobbed by said chubby chica he went "eureka! cheetos!". Little kids been getting diabetes ever since. | |
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