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How's your Postman or Postwoman? Mines not too bad can be a little strange sometimes and we're on first name terms cos he read my name off my mail  We recently ripped out our hedge that split my neighbours and our gardens apart and he has started taking a short-cut over our garden to get next door. At Xmas we got him a wooly hat and a can of deoderant  Are you happy with your postman? [Edited 6/19/09 22:53pm] Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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My postman is lovely! He's only about 23 and he's always really friendly. I feel sorry for him though as he sees me at my absolute worst :bedface: I've promised him that one day he'll come to the door and I'll be dressed and have a full face of makeup on he said he's looking forward to it!I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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MrsGoodnight said: My postman is lovely! He's only about 23 and he's always really friendly. I feel sorry for him though as he sees me at my absolute worst :bedface: I've promised him that one day he'll come to the door and I'll be dressed and have a full face of makeup on
he said he's looking forward to it!Sounds like your flirting with him
Wait till he comes to your door with a "special delivery"  Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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Not even doable, that's how mine is. | |
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My postman is super nice. His name is Steve. | |
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LOVE my postman, in a non-sexual way. He is very sweet and is always cheery. I always give him avocados off of my tree and he brings peaches off of his tree. My husband thinks I'm goofy.  [Edited 6/19/09 14:36pm] | |
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ours always leaves our mail at somones elses house  Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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veronikka said: ours always leaves our mail at somones elses house
Did he put your million dollar check in someone else's box?  | |
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I dont know my post officer because I pick up my mail about 300 ft away from my apartment. I never get to speak to him/her. I do know my UPS man by name. Hes a great guy! Hi Patrick!  | |
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BTW, Patrick loves Snicker bars, so I make sure he keeps stocked around holiday time. | |
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my usps guy is really nice...always asks about my mom...very friendly.
ups guy too lazy to ring my bell so leaves my packages with other people. unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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I would love to be a postwoman, I guess I am right now...LOL  | |
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Mine has a beautiful voice and sings old R&B tunes whilst he fills the boxes in the lobby of my building. It's usually quite pleasant. | |
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Wouldn't have a clue..... | |
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Lazy. He doesn't like to carry packages and I often order books from Amazon. I uaually have to go to the post office to pick them up because he won't bring them.  | |
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Aw alright then I will fess up , I have a huge crush on my postman . He is absolutely fuckin drop dead gorgeous and I would have him do me in a heartbeat but like all great love stories through history ... he loves the ladies and I loves the mens  | |
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Dayclear said: Lazy. He doesn't like to carry packages and I often order books from Amazon. I uaually have to go to the post office to pick them up because he won't bring them.
I would bet if you had to carry the weight of a mail bag around for just one day (let alone actually delivering it!) your rather egocentric opinion on that would change.  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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veronikka said: ours always leaves our mail at somones elses house
ditto  And we get all the neighbor's mail."Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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Don't know this one at all..but our old one was AWESOME!!! I would give him Xmas gifts, he was so AWESOME!! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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muirdo said: MrsGoodnight said: My postman is lovely! He's only about 23 and he's always really friendly. I feel sorry for him though as he sees me at my absolute worst :bedface: I've promised him that one day he'll come to the door and I'll be dressed and have a full face of makeup on
he said he's looking forward to it!Sounds like your flirting with him
Wait till he comes to your door with a "special delivery" Yeah.... No. It's really hard to flirt with someone when your hair is all over the place and you answer the door in a pink fluffy robe, bleary eyed, with a baby on one hip and a pre-schooler clinging to your other leg 
I give him unlimited kudos for not recoiling in horror when I answer the door  I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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MrsGoodnight said: muirdo said: Sounds like your flirting with him Wait till he comes to your door with a "special delivery" :lol: Yeah.... No. It's really hard to flirt with someone when your hair is all over the place and you answer the door in a pink fluffy robe, bleary eyed, with a baby on one hip and a pre-schooler clinging to your other leg :roll: I give him unlimited kudos for not recoiling in horror when I answer the door I'm a postman, that's how i was asking lol Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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muirdo said: MrsGoodnight said: Yeah.... No. It's really hard to flirt with someone when your hair is all over the place and you answer the door in a pink fluffy robe, bleary eyed, with a baby on one hip and a pre-schooler clinging to your other leg
I give him unlimited kudos for not recoiling in horror when I answer the door I'm a postman, that's how i was asking lol and just how many women do you have special deliveries for? hmm?  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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muirdo said: MrsGoodnight said: Yeah.... No. It's really hard to flirt with someone when your hair is all over the place and you answer the door in a pink fluffy robe, bleary eyed, with a baby on one hip and a pre-schooler clinging to your other leg
I give him unlimited kudos for not recoiling in horror when I answer the door I'm a postman, that's how i was asking lol Oh aye? Do you get many scary 'just woken up' women, with kids dangling off her flirting with you? I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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dannyd5050 said: veronikka said: ours always leaves our mail at somones elses house
Did he put your million dollar check in someone else's box?  BEST REPLY!!!
http://prince.org/msg/8/311572 [Edited 6/21/09 9:33am] | |
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MrsGoodnight said: muirdo said: I'm a postman, that's how i was asking lol Oh aye? Do you get many scary 'just woken up' women, with kids dangling off her flirting with you? I wish!!! Ive been bitten once or twice though.(by dogs) And Ive also been peed on (also by a dog) Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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MrsGoodnight said: My postman is lovely! He's only about 23 and he's always really friendly. I feel sorry for him though as he sees me at my absolute worst :bedface: I've promised him that one day he'll come to the door and I'll be dressed and have a full face of makeup on
he said he's looking forward to it!I like how you've pondered his age in your thoughts. | |
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muirdo said: MrsGoodnight said: Oh aye? Do you get many scary 'just woken up' women, with kids dangling off her flirting with you? I wish!!! Ive been bitten once or twice though.(by dogs) And Ive also been peed on (also by a dog) Oh mate - if I were on your round, you'll be hoping for one of those dogs to be trained as your guide dog. I'm not a pretty sight at the best of times, first thing in the morning I'm just scary looking!! I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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muirdo said: Mines not too bad can be a little strange sometimes and we're on first name terms cos he read my name off my mail
We recently ripped out our hedge that split my neighbours and our gardens apart and he has started taking a short-cut over our garden to get next door. At Xmas we got him a wooly hat and a can of deoderant
Are you happy with your postman? [Edited 6/19/09 22:53pm] A can of deodorant? Does your postman have a problem with body odor?  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Cinnie said: MrsGoodnight said: My postman is lovely! He's only about 23 and he's always really friendly. I feel sorry for him though as he sees me at my absolute worst :bedface: I've promised him that one day he'll come to the door and I'll be dressed and have a full face of makeup on
he said he's looking forward to it!I like how you've pondered his age in your thoughts. Moi?!  I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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