Am I trash???

I'm driving around in an old Malibu (rental)that squeeks non stop, no air or turn signals, w garbage bags full of clothes a box of cookbooks an old chair n a kitchenaid mixer in the passenger seat, my kids n the back eating tag along blizzRds, a chafed peach cuz my mom uses generic toilet paper, n livin on a prayer on repeat....?

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Dude you're pathetic

For reals, I have a spare bedroom if you'd just get your ass out to CA where you and everyone belongs. Think that Malibu can make it?

And steal a pack of baby wipes from Wal-Mart or some shit (they're probably like Starbucks out there, right?). Homie don't play crotch rash.

And sure, you're trash. It takes one to know one. I've been living off corn tortillas with hot sauce today because I'm too lazy to walk to the tienda on my one day off.

INSATIABLE said:

at your avatar.

kitchen aid mixers are classy.

are the tag along blizzards spiked with rum? if so, do i need to bother asking if it's top shelf rum?

I've been waiting 4 u to show ur tite ass! Seriously I can't even get wet rite now!! WTF. N e ways once everything is settled I can totally do whatever I want....so weird! I'll take a road trip!

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I know it's probably impossible with your spawn and all, but you've always got a place to stay if you ever come out the San Fran way. You're doing great, girl. You're still alive, and you'll live through the rest of this situation. I'm here if you need to vent.

Steal some Desitin or some shit. Ouch.

Anxiety said:

My night is half-way made. Now all I need is a 99cent Arizona iced tea tall-boy from the gas station. And maybe a bag of Funyuns.



Yes, I do big things on Friday nights.

Anxiety said:

Shut up, I had to make an itemized list of everything I want from da house 4 my lawyer 2day, n I totally named every last lichen gadget I could
Pampered chef meat mallet, paula deen sifter, apple coder,penis ice mold...PAGES of it

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Who's fault is that you're trash??
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TotalANXiousNESS said:

i'm serious, kitchen aid mixers ARE classy! i love mine! i inherited it from my mom, who inherited it from HER mom. you lose trash points for owning one!

Anxiety said:

Dude I know. Why do u think I'm totin it around....it's up there w my kids, clothes, n CDs

NastradumasKid said:

Can u repeat the question...

I love it, I'm feelin totally Erin brokovitch rite now. Well without the titts n the lawyer stuff n the contaminTed water n all

TotalANXiousNESS said:

It's your fault that you're trash. don't blame anyone but yourself loser.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Did you just say "Penis Ice mold"?

IAintTheOne said:

they have creams for that

You know what. Who gives a shit what other people thing. Do what you need to survive and do what you need to keep your chin up. Fuck everyone else.





Don't get a home perm though. Try and save for a salon visit, even if it's a Walmart salon.

i like the smell of lilt home perms though. i was just thinking about that earlier today.

Imago said:

Omg I stained my face in like 8th grade trying to dye my hair w Kool aide. We had a big bowl of the red stuff n I put my head in the thing face first. Oops

Bon Jovi. I like DQ Blizzards. Am I trash too?

Anxiety said:

Has anyone told Painted?

NastradumasKid said:

Be nice

It sounds like you're in a trashy situation. I read your previous blog but can't say I know you personally. Hope it gets better.

angel345 said:

Well to know me is to love me

I think you should come out to CA.

Here's a link for you.