Why do people think monkeys are cute? They make me nervous. They're all hands, and they're shifty-eyed. You can't trust them. And they're awful kissers too.

I don't get it.

Keep your anti-Monkey agenda off these boards!

FYI, here's few facts about monkeys:

• Monkeys live in the trees of Central and South America,
  Africa, and Asia.
  
  
• Monkeys vary in size from 15 centimeters to 81
  centimeters.
  
  
• Most monkeys have tails.
  
  
• Monkeys are very smart.
  
  
• Most kinds of monkeys eat almost anything they can find -- like leaves, nuts, birds' eggs, and insects.
  

because they are interesting.

Neither do i.

I completely agree, the only kind of monkeys I enjoy are those really small ones.

geminito said:

because they're like CANADIANS???

00769BAD said:

hey i am canadian i dont LOVE MONKEYS

DORA said:

i didn't say they like canadians
i said they are LIKE canadians aye.

geminito said:

They fling poo and masturbate alot too!

Kinda reminds me of someone whose name starts with a 2 and ends with a the9s.

00769BAD said:

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ya like that u b

Curious George and Pook are the bomb...Lancelot Link private eye wasn't bad either...Marcel kind of sucked.

POOK is my favorite monkey

geminito said:

But they go so well with a light orange sauce and a mischevious clarete.

I hate monkeys.

But, I like Pook.

monkeys are fine. i never minded sharing a toothbrush with one back then, and i don't now either

I don't like those little monkies that look cute but then tear u to pieces at the sight of a small piece of apple or a shiny collar. I was coming down the 1132 (or so) steps at Buddha's footprint in Krabi and about 8 of the little bastards jumped on me and started eating my jacket.

These were the same cute little monkies I'd watched playfully jumping around the trees on my jacket-less ascent.

Scary little bastards. All teeth and prodding limbs.