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Printablenovabrkr said: I've noticed that if some drunken asshole yells something about my long hair he is most likely shaven bald or would seem to be naturally balding himself. This is once more starting to get more common - people tend to start throwing around random insults in public during times of recession, actually. Times like these always tends to generate "us vs. them" -type of mentality and most anything can trigger their frustration. They also always yell things like that when they move in groups so that they don't have to risk getting punched back in the face (I'm not a small guy).
Anyway, in that case, "grow yourself some hair so you'll look like a grown up man and not like a fucking baby" works pretty well as a counter-insult. Nothing wrong with guys with shaven heads, but you get the point. I <3 your hair  | |
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Ure so low u could parachute from a snakes arsehole and still freefall PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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You know, you talk so much shit I think God made a mistake and put your asshole on your face. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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EmeraldSkies said:[quote]
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is  | |
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Imago said: "Your chair woman of the iddy biddy titty comity."
It's stupid now, but it was sooooo effective in middle school. that is so damn mean!!! wow, just found out it's a name of a movie too [Edited 7/28/09 20:32pm] unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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peacenlovealways said: Imago said:[quote]"Your chair woman of the iddy biddy titty comity."
It's stupid now, but it was sooooo effective in middle school. that is so damn mean!!! wow, just found out it's a name of a movie too [Edited 7/28/09 20:32pm] [/quote] Oh God Im back in highschool with that   PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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Beanie Sigel's "eat a dick with aids on the tip, keep my name off your lips" has been a longtime favorite. But I mostly prefer the short, traditional insults such as "mosquito dick" for men and "fungus cunt" for girls.  I'm afraid of Americans. I'm afraid of the world. | |
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spacedolphin said: Beanie Sigel's "eat a dick with aids on the tip, keep my name off your lips" has been a longtime favorite. But I mostly prefer the short, traditional insults such as "mosquito dick" for men and "fungus cunt" for girls.
Traditional? 
I also like "Rancorous, coiffeured old sow". | |
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chillichocaholic said: peacenlovealways said: that is so damn mean!!! wow, just found out it's a name of a movie too [Edited 7/28/09 20:32pm] Oh God Im back in highschool with that yeah...I have a small chest did before and still do... :roll:would be pissed if someone said that to me...especially a boy. unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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This is what happens when you let abortions grow up
The best part of you ran down my leg 20 years ago. I was gonna be your father but the ghat damn line was too long. | |
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