...well, at least I don't eat ass



fast forward to 4:28

"Your daddy should have asked for head the night you were concived"

Honey said:

what the fuckever!

thank god you're pretty

total waste of face

you shoulda asked your daddy for a better boob job

cheesecakequeen said:

damn, even my feelings are hurt by that one

"I've seen better faces on clocks!"

"Fuck you Dan!"

gets me every time...

I don't know about my favorite but the two cruelest I have heard kids say to each other (remember I teach)

Kid A after Kid B was talking about his recently deceased mother:

Kid A: Please don't talk about my mom she just died

Kid B: I know I murdered the bitch.


The other cruel one was one kids dad told him he was "The little abortion that got away."

Both of these bothered me, are cruel, but are seared to my memory

Oxygen thief

My wife says this; "Go piss up a rope!"

Also from a T-shirt I saw; "Does your face hurt? Because it sure is KILLING me."

eat a dick

bboy87 said:

LMAO!

karmatornado said:

OUCH!!!

Cloth-eared bint.

^^^^^... wt..??....


my fav insult is...you gotta be kidding! you actually.....

gad, what a fuck-up!etc., etc.

iceblue07 said:

pumpkin-humper

turd-burgler

Talking to you is like masterbating with a cheesegrater...slightly amusing but mostly painful.

You're so fat, on your shirt tag under "size" it says Town Car.

She was so ugly, I got turtle-penis.

(to a fattie) Don't be lookin at me...I ain't got no Twinkies.

you're just a walking life support system for your dick

They say man evolved from apes but looking at u clearly some did not evolve far enough

You're living proof that dinosaurs once walked the earth.

People like you are the reason i'm pro choice.

Eat a dick.

PurpleJedi said:

I still don't know what this should insinuate. Means nothing to me.

InsatiableCream said:

By the way, your siggy: What Dan said - didn't he say that to me?

RenHoek said:

He stold that shit from me.

I posted a "fuck you" to some newbie's self-introduction thread a few years ago, and that crazy Brit took my line and used it against me.


I hate him.

Dave1992 said:

He said it to me but i'm sure he said it to you too. Dan isn't very creative and tends to reuse sayings.

InsatiableCream said:

This isn't true. I ensure that I misspell a different word each time I post the same thing.


It's all about nuances.

at both of your posts...


Dan, you're so cute.

iceblue07 said:

I can hear you saying it.
[Edited 7/27/09 4:29am]

Imago said:

make love to me.

Go fuck yourself with a broken bottle

I've noticed that if some drunken asshole yells something about my long hair he is most likely shaven bald or would seem to be naturally balding himself. This is once more starting to get more common - people tend to start throwing around random insults in public during times of recession, actually. Times like these always tends to generate "us vs. them" -type of mentality and most anything can trigger their frustration. They also always yell things like that when they move in groups so that they don't have to risk getting punched back in the face (I'm not a small guy).

Anyway, in that case,
"grow yourself some hair so you'll look like a grown up man and not like a fucking baby" works pretty well as a counter-insult.

Nothing wrong with guys with shaven heads, but you get the point.