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OMG, FARTS!!! LMAO! oohhhhh k.
People can be divided into two seperate classes--those who always find farts funny, and those who only find them funny in certain circumstances. I, contrary to popular belief, fall under the second class. A fart does not always illicit a response from me. Sometimes, I don't even give a shit that somebody farts. Sometimes, I'm actually annoyed that they're doing it, especially a friend who does it just to be 'funny'---I mean, that's so Weekend-foot-ball-with-the-buds-and-beer fodder 
But I was just reading Anxiety's post about companies that he hates to buy products from, and no sooner did I just barely finish his first entry about Nike, that I let out this little fart. 
It was like defiance in the face of Anxiety's product snobbery. Sort of an artistic statement made in private. 
It was like, "Yeah, well, if you're gonna be full of hot air, here's some hot are for ya Mr.  "
And it wasn't even intentional. I was just reading his post and out came a fart. That's what's so brilliant about it. Anxiety's post = Fart Fodder
So anyways, it gave me inspiration for this thread. yeah. | |
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This is worse than one of my threads, yet because its you will be on fiya! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said:
This is worse than one of my threads, yet because its you will be on fiya! 
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Imago said: People can be divided into two seperate classes--those who always find farts funny, and those who only find them funny in certain circumstances. Oh there's a third kind. That never find them funny. 
I'm this close to deleting this thread. |
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Anxiety said: New Prince protege??? Better than Bria. [Edited 6/15/09 19:47pm] | |
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CarrieMpls said: I'm this close to deleting this thread. don't you think you should go that extra mile?  | |
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johnart said: Anxiety said: New Prince protege??? Better than Bria. [Edited 6/15/09 19:47pm] yes, and his new album is called LotionBask3t.  | |
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CarrieMpls said: Imago said: People can be divided into two seperate classes--those who always find farts funny, and those who only find them funny in certain circumstances. Oh there's a third kind. That never find them funny.
I'm this close to deleting this thread. Do It! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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Anxiety said: CarrieMpls said: I'm this close to deleting this thread. don't you think you should go that extra mile? Nooooo!!! She's perfectly ok with plastic dicks in tight white pants on waiters! Which of course, also divides the world into two classes of people. I find them vulgur. | |
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Anxiety said: johnart said: New Prince protege??? Better than Bria. [Edited 6/15/09 19:47pm] yes, and his new album is called LotionBask3t. This thread almost has potential now. I said almost. | |
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Imago said: vulgur
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Anxiety said: Imago said: vulgur
what? It's misspelled isn't it? | |
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karmatornado said:
This is worse than one of my threads 
your threads bomb usually cause you start it then you go and do something else like IN REAL LIFE instead of hosting your thread properly | |
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ZombieKitten said: karmatornado said:
This is worse than one of my threads
your threads bomb usually cause you start it then you go and do something else like IN REAL LIFE instead of hosting your thread properly Well what am I supposed to do, sit here all day, neglect my grades, my loved ones, my training, and church? hmmm maybe i should do that! lol  Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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Anxiety said: prince is so fukkn hot sometimes | |
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karmatornado said: ZombieKitten said:
your threads bomb usually cause you start it then you go and do something else like IN REAL LIFE instead of hosting your thread properly Well what am I supposed to do, sit here all day, neglect my grades, my loved ones, my training, and church? hmmm maybe i should do that! lol it's a sacrifice well worth making don't you think?  | |
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A silent  that stinks is the funniest. | |
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