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Can you answer these questions? Can you cry under water?
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REDFEATHERS said: hey sexy lady  | |
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I think it's very difficult to make a round cardboard box | |
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Mach said: If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
you know it  Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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IAintTheOne said: Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? I did that! | |
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ZombieKitten said: I think it's very difficult to make a round cardboard box
Not to mention expensive. Do you want to pay more for a pizza just for a round box? I didn't think so.
And, yes - you can cry under water. You can also sweat under water. Anyone who's ever been a competitive swimmer knows how dehydrated you can be after a swimming workout. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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IAintTheOne said: REDFEATHERS said: hey sexy lady hello Nessy Noo  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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IAintTheOne said:
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? The same reason a round record album comes in a square cover.  Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Genesia said: ZombieKitten said: I think it's very difficult to make a round cardboard box
Not to mention expensive. Do you want to pay more for a pizza just for a round box? I didn't think so.
And, yes - you can cry under water. You can also sweat under water. Anyone who's ever been a competitive swimmer knows how dehydrated you can be after a swimming workout. oh yeah after water aerobics, you're just parched  | |
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
Swine flu? | |
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sorry | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: What disease did cured ham actually have?
Swine flu? you know there is oinkment for that  | |
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ZombieKitten said: sinisterpentatonic said: What disease did cured ham actually have?
Swine flu? you know there is oinkment for that swineally! | |
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