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Thread started 06/09/09 5:07pm

Byron

And That's How The Fight Started...

One year, a wife decided to buy her mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, she didn't buy her a gift.

When the mother-in-law asked her why, she replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....

*****

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's how the fight started.....

*****

A wife was hinting about what she wanted for her and her husband's upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.

He bought her a scale.

And that's how the fight started.....

*****

A man asked his wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'

It warmed his heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.

So he suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's how the fight started.....

*****

A husband and wife were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while they were in bed.

He turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

He then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at him this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So he said, 'Then I would like to phone a friend.'

And that's how the fight started.....

*****

Saturday morning a husband got up early, quietly dressed, made his lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. He hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so he pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. He went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. He cuddled up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

His loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And that's how the fight started.....


*****

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy Crap’. That must be my husband!' So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!' The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And that's how the fight started.....


*****

A married couple were sitting at a table at the husband's high school reunion, and he kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. The wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' he sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' said his wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And that's how the fight started.....
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Reply #1 posted 06/09/09 5:09pm

Fauxie

lol
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Reply #2 posted 06/09/09 5:12pm

Vendetta1

falloff
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Reply #3 posted 06/09/09 5:17pm

MrsGoodnight

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falloff

Nice. thumbs up!
I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off

C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe..

www.KerrysCakes.org.uk
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Reply #4 posted 06/09/09 5:25pm

funkpill

clapping
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Reply #5 posted 06/09/09 5:25pm

angel345

Husband and wife jokes lol
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Reply #6 posted 06/09/09 6:11pm

chocolate1

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ohgoon

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #7 posted 06/09/09 6:35pm

wildgoldenhone
y

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[Edited 6/15/09 15:59pm]
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Reply #8 posted 06/09/09 7:03pm

ocean

lol I needed that
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Reply #9 posted 06/09/09 7:04pm

BlackAdder7

Funkpill????? eek
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Reply #10 posted 06/09/09 7:19pm

funkpill

lol nope...


all Byron's


thumbs up!
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Reply #11 posted 06/09/09 7:23pm

Byron

ocean said:

lol I needed that

lol mr.green
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Reply #12 posted 06/09/09 7:24pm

Byron

funkpill said:

lol nope...


all Byron's


thumbs up!

Well, I didn't make them up lol...but I did post 'em thumbs up!
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Reply #13 posted 06/09/09 10:00pm

emm

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'I AM your husband!' The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
falloff
doveShe couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay dove
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Reply #14 posted 06/09/09 10:12pm

Ottensen

Good stuff! lol lol lol
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Reply #15 posted 06/10/09 2:51am

MrsGoodnight

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wildgoldenhoney said:

wave

I know a joke.


Go on then! biggrin
I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off

C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe..

www.KerrysCakes.org.uk
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Reply #16 posted 06/10/09 3:37am

missmad

funkpill said:

clapping



yep!
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Reply #17 posted 06/10/09 3:59am

InsatiableCrea
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falloff
cream.
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Reply #18 posted 06/10/09 5:28am

RodeoSchro

falloff Those are great! More! More!
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Reply #19 posted 06/10/09 5:44am

missmad

RodeoSchro said:[quote]falloff Those are great! More! More![/quote]


Yes Please!!!!!
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Reply #20 posted 06/10/09 6:09am

Honey

lol...!!
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Reply #21 posted 06/10/09 3:20pm

wildgoldenhone
y

MrsGoodnight said:

wildgoldenhoney said:

wave

I know a joke.


Go on then! biggrin

'Knock, knock.'

neutral
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Reply #22 posted 06/10/09 3:35pm

funkpill

wildgoldenhoney said:

MrsGoodnight said:



Go on then! biggrin

'Knock, knock.'

neutral




nobody's home?? confuse
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Reply #23 posted 06/10/09 3:41pm

wildgoldenhone
y

funkpill said:

wildgoldenhoney said:


'Knock, knock.'

neutral




nobody's home?? confuse

mad


Hey, you cheated. hmph!
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Reply #24 posted 06/10/09 3:57pm

funkpill

woot!
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Reply #25 posted 06/10/09 4:29pm

wildgoldenhone
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boxing


lol



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Reply #26 posted 06/10/09 4:38pm

funkpill

wink
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Reply #27 posted 06/10/09 5:36pm

myfavorite

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alright david letterman. neutral ...lol
THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

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Reply #28 posted 06/10/09 5:37pm

myfavorite

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alright david letterman. neutral ...lol
THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

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