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PrintableNDRU said: DesireeNevermind said: once you get to the magic number three you are officially in the hideous zone. i mean come on...usually some chick with a dude up her chucky and pee pee and maybe a fouth down her lollipop. its just awful. then she makes that face like she's in the worst physical pain cuz she is and then OMG you get a glimpse of what used to be an ass and a pussy   that's just beautiful   AT YOU.  | |
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DesireeNevermind said: once you get to the magic number three you are officially in the hideous zone. i mean come on...usually some chick with a dude up her chucky and pee pee and maybe a fouth down her lollipop. its just awful. then she makes that face like she's in the worst physical pain cuz she is and then OMG you get a glimpse of what used to be an ass and a pussy
Actually, I find most threesome videos to be rather hot.    But you do have a point about a lot of double penetration videos, especially the ones that seem to be featured on those "monster dick" or "huge black cock" ones where they always seem to find the most petite white chick taking in two extremely well hung dudes who fuck her so deep that their dicks are up into her cervix and the end of her colon respectively. Even some of the sluttiest porn stars who say they love doing anal look like they're in great pain by the end of it.
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728huey said: DesireeNevermind said:
once you get to the magic number three you are officially in the hideous zone. i mean come on...usually some chick with a dude up her chucky and pee pee and maybe a fouth down her lollipop. its just awful. then she makes that face like she's in the worst physical pain cuz she is and then OMG you get a glimpse of what used to be an ass and a pussy
Actually, I find most threesome videos to be rather hot. But you do have a point about a lot of double penetration videos, especially the ones that seem to be featured on those "monster dick" or "huge black cock" ones where they always seem to find the most petite white chick taking in two extremely well hung dudes who fuck her so deep that their dicks are up into her cervix and the end of her colon respectively. Even some of the sluttiest porn stars who say they love doing anal look like they're in great pain by the end of it.
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Nikademus said: [WARNING: This topic is obviously NOT intended
for children or for you adults that are at work! The topic is porn and the subject matter is porn related. If this is not your "cup o' tea" turn around now. If you don't mind a link or two to porn related sites, turn around now. Minors are discouraged from continuing any further as well. Parents: Mind your children! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED - June7] Sooooo.....what exactly are you trying to imply here? 
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Ottensen said: *druggies who clearly have no clue what they're being subjected to
*anything with too much semen, especially that gargling/swapping crap: it always reminds me of phlegm or nose snot 
*i haven't seen any, but there's a lot of ads on online sites for girls barely legal, and the girls are very thin and under developed to resemble middle schoolers....disturbing. *i simply don't get certain fetishes. such as pregnancy, boot/shoe/foot, panties,bodily function fetishes... i. just. don't. understand. 
*men who grab women's heads while they're giving BJs, I just always feel like saying "could you back the f*** UP and a let a chick concentrate  ..???"
*people who are not careful to shield kids during amateur video taping. This sends me into a rage. If you check out any kind of monster truck-ish/gun-bike outdoor style striptease clips online, whenever the stripper/simulated sex people come on to do their entertainment act, some dumb ass always has a child present in the backround like they're just hogging down some hot dogs at a summer picnic....I always feel like they should be reported, but I wouldn't know where to start: do you go to the FBI, is there a specific child protection watch group to voice your concerns? For me,it's some form of child abuse or child endangerment and it practically makes me cry in the couple of times I'm discovered it. I believe that porn is something for adults, made by consenting adults, period. You don't drag your kids to watch the strippers do adult entertainment on a hot rod while you just stand there scarfing down burgers and inhaling Budweiser. I don't watch anything labeled stripteaes, exhibition, or anything car/truck related as a result 
*unnatural boobs with those hideous scars *fake screaming/whining *those massive gangbangs. totally senseless, unrealistic, dangerous, and i would imaggine painful...and on top of it, doesn't each guy out of the 50,100,200 on the train get about 10-20 seconds???? what the heck do they expect a woman to get from that??? just sheer stupidity whoever came up with that as a porn concept.... that old man who does the buttmaster videos, i think his name is matt or max. the older he gets,the more exploitive and sinister he gets to cross the lines in his porn. a decade ago he was always snatching up women with a penchant for giving/receiving anal. he'd do an anal vid, he'd give, the girl would give back to him, everybody was smiling and happy then basta, movie over....but now???? he's moved onto waaay too many drugged out women with lopsided, ribboned ponytails with running snot and eyeliner... with him pretending to be their father. their eyes are always glassy and about to pop out heir heads while he screams at, abuses, and relieves himself on them after he he has anal sex with them  . he's gross and i really question how or why the women that do his films end up there...it's too real in a way that does not celebrate life or the joy of sex to me
[Edited 6/8/09 6:57am] what kind of porn are YOU watching?  "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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bboy87 said: Ottensen said: *druggies who clearly have no clue what they're being subjected to
*anything with too much semen, especially that gargling/swapping crap: it always reminds me of phlegm or nose snot
*i haven't seen any, but there's a lot of ads on online sites for girls barely legal, and the girls are very thin and under developed to resemble middle schoolers....disturbing. *i simply don't get certain fetishes. such as pregnancy, boot/shoe/foot, panties,bodily function fetishes... i. just. don't. understand.
*men who grab women's heads while they're giving BJs, I just always feel like saying "could you back the f*** UP and a let a chick concentrate ..???"
*people who are not careful to shield kids during amateur video taping. This sends me into a rage. If you check out any kind of monster truck-ish/gun-bike outdoor style striptease clips online, whenever the stripper/simulated sex people come on to do their entertainment act, some dumb ass always has a child present in the backround like they're just hogging down some hot dogs at a summer picnic....I always feel like they should be reported, but I wouldn't know where to start: do you go to the FBI, is there a specific child protection watch group to voice your concerns? For me,it's some form of child abuse or child endangerment and it practically makes me cry in the couple of times I'm discovered it. I believe that porn is something for adults, made by consenting adults, period. You don't drag your kids to watch the strippers do adult entertainment on a hot rod while you just stand there scarfing down burgers and inhaling Budweiser. I don't watch anything labeled stripteaes, exhibition, or anything car/truck related as a result
*unnatural boobs with those hideous scars *fake screaming/whining *those massive gangbangs. totally senseless, unrealistic, dangerous, and i would imaggine painful...and on top of it, doesn't each guy out of the 50,100,200 on the train get about 10-20 seconds???? what the heck do they expect a woman to get from that??? just sheer stupidity whoever came up with that as a porn concept.... that old man who does the buttmaster videos, i think his name is matt or max. the older he gets,the more exploitive and sinister he gets to cross the lines in his porn. a decade ago he was always snatching up women with a penchant for giving/receiving anal. he'd do an anal vid, he'd give, the girl would give back to him, everybody was smiling and happy then basta, movie over....but now???? he's moved onto waaay too many drugged out women with lopsided, ribboned ponytails with running snot and eyeliner... with him pretending to be their father. their eyes are always glassy and about to pop out heir heads while he screams at, abuses, and relieves himself on them after he he has anal sex with them . he's gross and i really question how or why the women that do his films end up there...it's too real in a way that does not celebrate life or the joy of sex to me
[Edited 6/8/09 6:57am] what kind of porn are YOU watching? I'm sayin' that is some outright scary shit! I could have never even made that up...not in a 100 years. | |
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Vendetta1 said: There are porn sites with no warnings.
Thre are a few porn sites which don't have disclaimers about being an adult site, but most of them do have them. However, they've become somewhat pointless because the majority of porn enthusiasts on the web come into these sites by search and bypass the home pages of these porno sites. For example, if someone is searching for Sasha Grey videos on Google, they're likely to come across a search result describing "Sasha Grey gangbang double penetration cum facial" that links directly to a RedTube-type video page, which gets totally around the home page disclaimer.   | |
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**dudes who don't care enough to take off their black dress socks, shoes, and their fucking watch!
**Ava Devine...she can work the stick in my ride, but GODDAMN  She talks WAYYYYY too much!
**Bad boob jobs....when the nipples are wall-eyed, there's a problem! **the whole DP thing...I just really can't get with another guy's junk slapping against my leg while I'm getting my freak on...not to mention the double-up in one spot thing....that shit is just WRONG!! **dudes who scream and holla like they're about to go all Vesuvius when they cum and then.....*pfft* just cum and get it over with, for jeebus sake! **women with too much hail damage.....and guys who you KNOW wouldn't have a shot in hell of laying the uber-beauties of porn... ..among other things!! He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
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bboy87 said: Ottensen said: *druggies who clearly have no clue what they're being subjected to
*anything with too much semen, especially that gargling/swapping crap: it always reminds me of phlegm or nose snot
*i haven't seen any, but there's a lot of ads on online sites for girls barely legal, and the girls are very thin and under developed to resemble middle schoolers....disturbing. *i simply don't get certain fetishes. such as pregnancy, boot/shoe/foot, panties,bodily function fetishes... i. just. don't. understand.
*men who grab women's heads while they're giving BJs, I just always feel like saying "could you back the f*** UP and a let a chick concentrate ..???"
*people who are not careful to shield kids during amateur video taping. This sends me into a rage. If you check out any kind of monster truck-ish/gun-bike outdoor style striptease clips online, whenever the stripper/simulated sex people come on to do their entertainment act, some dumb ass always has a child present in the backround like they're just hogging down some hot dogs at a summer picnic....I always feel like they should be reported, but I wouldn't know where to start: do you go to the FBI, is there a specific child protection watch group to voice your concerns? For me,it's some form of child abuse or child endangerment and it practically makes me cry in the couple of times I'm discovered it. I believe that porn is something for adults, made by consenting adults, period. You don't drag your kids to watch the strippers do adult entertainment on a hot rod while you just stand there scarfing down burgers and inhaling Budweiser. I don't watch anything labeled stripteaes, exhibition, or anything car/truck related as a result
*unnatural boobs with those hideous scars *fake screaming/whining *those massive gangbangs. totally senseless, unrealistic, dangerous, and i would imaggine painful...and on top of it, doesn't each guy out of the 50,100,200 on the train get about 10-20 seconds???? what the heck do they expect a woman to get from that??? just sheer stupidity whoever came up with that as a porn concept.... that old man who does the buttmaster videos, i think his name is matt or max. the older he gets,the more exploitive and sinister he gets to cross the lines in his porn. a decade ago he was always snatching up women with a penchant for giving/receiving anal. he'd do an anal vid, he'd give, the girl would give back to him, everybody was smiling and happy then basta, movie over....but now???? he's moved onto waaay too many drugged out women with lopsided, ribboned ponytails with running snot and eyeliner... with him pretending to be their father. their eyes are always glassy and about to pop out heir heads while he screams at, abuses, and relieves himself on them after he he has anal sex with them . he's gross and i really question how or why the women that do his films end up there...it's too real in a way that does not celebrate life or the joy of sex to me
[Edited 6/8/09 6:57am] what kind of porn are YOU watching? Ummmm, you seriously need to take that look off your (screen) face. The porn I've seen is the same porn that anybody can find on any online site on the net, and the majority of the time you don't even know what you're getting into until you're a couple minutes into the clip. We are talking about things we've seen that turn us off ,so let's not throw around emoticons like we're tryin'ta judge, mmmkay?  | |
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reneGade20 said: **Ava Devine...she can work the stick in my ride, but GODDAMN She talks WAYYYYY too much!
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DesireeNevermind said: bboy87 said: what kind of porn are YOU watching? I'm sayin' that is some outright scary shit! I could have never even made that up...not in a 100 years. Yup. The Maxx Buttmaster porn is troubling now...which is why I avoid his online clips like the plague.They're disturbing. About 12-14 years ago (when the world was still using vcrs), his vdeos were cheesey to the point of being funny. Typical fake dialog attempting to construct a real storyline. Over tanned man meets babe on roller blades in the park, he gives her the cheeseball come-on lines, using words like Babe every 5 seconds, she plays up the camera like she's auditioning to be the next Charlie's Angel reject, then next thing you know they fall for each other so instantly they're groping under a tree and doing it up the butt. Total Cheeseville. How he moved from making porn that looked like Three's Company theme clip rejects themes to those jacked up movies of him violating some coked up girl to the point of near snuff is beyond me...although I suspect for the gonzo type stuff, some of these girls might not know what their in for. The one I saw, he had pulled some random chick from an Expo,and by the time they got started she looked high as hell and he had another girl there to guide her into the action I guess. Probably not what the newbie had in mind when the other two asked her if she wanted to party | |
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Ottensen said: bboy87 said: what kind of porn are YOU watching? Ummmm, you seriously need to take that look off your (screen) face. The porn I've seen is the same porn that anybody can find on any online site on the net, and the majority of the time you don't even know what you're getting into until you're a couple minutes into the clip. We are talking about things we've seen that turn us off ,so let's not throw around emoticons like we're tryin'ta judge, mmmkay? Homie, you talkin' about porn with some old ass muthafucka bonin' crackheads and relieving himself on them afterwards That ain't Bangbros. That ain't ghetto ass West Coast Productions What part of the game is that?! Am I gonna have to call a family meeting? AM I?! "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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Leave Ottensen alone.
There really should be no 's on a thread like this.
I don't know this Maxx Buttmaster. I need clips to make up my own mind on the matter.  [Edited 6/9/09 22:46pm] | |
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johnart said: Leave Ottensen alone.
There really should be no 's on a thread like this.
I don't know this Maxx Buttmaster. I need clips to make up my own mind on the matter.
[Edited 6/9/09 22:46pm] Don't do it! Don't do it!!! You feel like you need to scrub with 20 Mule Team Borax afterwards  ... | |
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bboy87 said: Ottensen said: Ummmm, you seriously need to take that look off your (screen) face. The porn I've seen is the same porn that anybody can find on any online site on the net, and the majority of the time you don't even know what you're getting into until you're a couple minutes into the clip. We are talking about things we've seen that turn us off ,so let's not throw around emoticons like we're tryin'ta judge, mmmkay? Homie, you talkin' about porn with some old ass muthafucka bonin' crackheads and relieving himself on them afterwards That ain't Bangbros. That ain't ghetto ass West Coast Productions What part of the game is that?! Am I gonna have to call a family meeting? AM I?! And all those folks are on pacoporn and redtube just like Butt-doer man, so what's your point, Nephew? This is not an intervention! Online porn clips generally come under multiple tags, so just because you click on one tag doesn't mean you won't get some crazy stuff in between like watersports. As a matter of fact, what in the hell are you doin' tryin'ta account for taste in porn when we are talking about stuff that we don't like to see??? You know what? SHUT UP, Timmy...er, um.. I mean, Bboy!
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Ottensen said: bboy87 said: Homie, you talkin' about porn with some old ass muthafucka bonin' crackheads and relieving himself on them afterwards That ain't Bangbros. That ain't ghetto ass West Coast Productions What part of the game is that?! Am I gonna have to call a family meeting? AM I?! And all those folks are on pacoporn and redtube just like Butt-doer man, so what's your point, Nephew? This is not an intervention! Online porn clips generally come under multiple tags, so just because you click on one tag doesn't mean you won't get some crazy stuff in between like watersports. As a matter of fact, what in the hell are you doin' tryin'ta account for taste in porn when we are talking about stuff that we don't like to see??? You know what? SHUT UP, Timmy...er, um.. I mean, Bboy!
...sorry...I always get you two mixed up 
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bboy87 said: Ottensen said: And all those folks are on pacoporn and redtube just like Butt-doer man, so what's your point, Nephew? This is not an intervention! Online porn clips generally come under multiple tags, so just because you click on one tag doesn't mean you won't get some crazy stuff in between like watersports. As a matter of fact, what in the hell are you doin' tryin'ta account for taste in porn when we are talking about stuff that we don't like to see??? You know what? SHUT UP, Timmy...er, um.. I mean, Bboy!
...sorry...I always get you two mixed up
[Edited 6/10/09 2:52am] I can't help it, I'm so used to seeing the two of you post together in my mind you're like twins in the org fam'ly to me!!!
If we did have a family meeting, you need to know I'd be the drunk aunt who'd be be screaming in the backround, "hey TI....I mean, B-b, I mean..., oh hell! You know who in the hell I mean, hey, bring me my pocketbook from off the kitchen table  ...!!!"
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Ottensen said: bboy87 said:
[Edited 6/10/09 2:52am] I can't help it, I'm so used to seeing the two of you post together in my mind you're like twins in the org fam'ly to me!!!
If we did have a family meeting, you need to know I'd be the drunk aunt who'd be be screaming in the backround, "hey TI....I mean, B-b, I mean..., oh hell! You know who in the hell I mean, hey, bring me my pocketbook from off the kitchen table ...!!!"
Like Eddie Murphy's Aunt Bunny "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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bboy87 said: Ottensen said: I can't help it, I'm so used to seeing the two of you post together in my mind you're like twins in the org fam'ly to me!!!
If we did have a family meeting, you need to know I'd be the drunk aunt who'd be be screaming in the backround, "hey TI....I mean, B-b, I mean..., oh hell! You know who in the hell I mean, hey, bring me my pocketbook from off the kitchen table ...!!!"
Like Eddie Murphy's Aunt Bunny Please tell me there's a youtube clip for this  That already sounds like the perfect alter ego for me | |
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Ottensen said: bboy87 said: Like Eddie Murphy's Aunt Bunny Please tell me there's a youtube clip for this That already sounds like the perfect alter ego for me [Edited 6/10/09 3:40am] "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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bboy87 said: Ottensen said: Please tell me there's a youtube clip for this That already sounds like the perfect alter ego for me [Edited 6/10/09 3:40am] Now...I'm only 5 ft 4 and 120 lbs, so you cannot clock me on being the big fat scary auntie with a moustache, but YES I WOULD be the one that slipped down the stairs saying 'Lawd, jeeezus, hep me lawd, lawd hep me please, I fell! Oh lawd, jeezus--- MY SHOE!!!!" | |
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Ottensen said: bboy87 said: [Edited 6/10/09 3:40am] Now...I'm only 5 ft 4 and 120 lbs, so you cannot clock me on being the big fat scary auntie with a moustache, but YES I WOULD be the one that slipped down the stairs saying 'Lawd, jeeezus, hep me lawd, lawd hep me please, I fell! Oh lawd, jeezus--- MY SHOE!!!!" I friggin LOVE that clip! If you happen to fall down the steps ( or up the steps...) around my family, granted that you are ok and not injured, we will crack out the Aunt Bunny on you!
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Ottensen said: johnart said: Leave Ottensen alone.
There really should be no 's on a thread like this.
I don't know this Maxx Buttmaster. I need clips to make up my own mind on the matter.
[Edited 6/9/09 22:46pm] Don't do it! Don't do it!!! You feel like you need to scrub with 20 Mule Team Borax afterwards ...No seriously, I need to see.
I googled Maxx Buttman and nothing. Share your pain, let me be a shoulder you can lean on. I can only help if I see these clips. | |
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johnart said: Ottensen said: Don't do it! Don't do it!!! You feel like you need to scrub with 20 Mule Team Borax afterwards ...No seriously, I need to see.
I googled Maxx Buttman and nothing. Share your pain, let me be a shoulder you can lean on. I can only help if I see these clips. you asked for it...you got it. (link's NSFW as hell) | |
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BSK3478 said: johnart said: No seriously, I need to see.
I googled Maxx Buttman and nothing. Share your pain, let me be a shoulder you can lean on. I can only help if I see these clips. you asked for it...you got it. (link's NSFW as hell) OH! I was lookin at those last night (not for the first time ever  ).
I even posted (then edited) "Do you mean Buttmaster or Buttman???" No comment. | |
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this thread hath turned me from the wicked,immoral tales of depravity. out dammned stain! hark who goes there? it is Romeo and he hath brought the magic stick by which to cleanse my mind and bless my body. Oh yea of foul temptations. no blessings for the wicked. Woe to the consumers of such uncleanliness for ye dollar shall be spent and ye inclincations unserved.   | |
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johnart said: BSK3478 said: you asked for it...you got it. (link's NSFW as hell) OH! I was lookin at those last night (not for the first time ever ).
I even posted (then edited) "Do you mean Buttmaster or Buttman???" No comment. It's not Maxx Buttmaster...it's MAX HARDCORE. HE'S the guy you were talking about earlier--does the really nasty anal stuff with girls dressed up to look REALLY young. Max is currently serving a prison sentence for obscenity. Read his entry on Wikipedia or his bio at rotten.com. | |
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Queston for the fellas:
What the hell is it with you and ass fucking? Seriously. Then some of y'all have the nerve to think ur not even a little gay. And what's up with you and teen girls? Seriously. And some of you have the nerve to front like you aint panty freaks. Im just asking.  | |
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