Doing it dogstyle and the bottom of the chicks feet are dirty. Dirty feet are a turnoff period

Imago said:

The Prince symbol on his back is like an "Enter Here" sign.

hollywood69 said:

Shit, you're lucky to see chicks with their high heels off anyways.

hollywood69 said:

Amen. Suddenly seeing dirty ass feet that's been walking around on a filthy cum soaked concrete studio floor ruins the erection in a heartbeat. Shit these people have fluffers!!!, where the hell are the people with a washcloth and some water to get rid of that dirt?

Imago said:

hell, even without HD, it was easy to tell

case in point: Briana Banks was in this scene was in one scene doing reverse cowgirl and tits were so far apart they could see the breast bone

another one would be one of my favorite stars, Sienna West, but when she does doggystyle, you can actually see the dents in the bags

guys that look bored like they could be doing their grocery list instead of fucking

and when i see people that i know really well

*The first 10 minutes in a scene involving the woman "modeling". Flipping her hair, licking lips, rubbing her body, clapping her ass checks, etc. I'm like " just get on with it".*
*Obvious boredom*
*Excessive screaming, especially if it's high pitched*
*Herpes scars or butt pimple scars in the ass crack*
*lots of talking*
*I refuse to watch the "Ghetto Gaggers" stuff
*fake orgasms*
*asshole eating*
*unattractive porn stars*
*women dressed as little girls. pigtails, kiddie looking clothes, etc*
*Mr. Marcus wearing hats in everyone of his videos*
*anything like that 2 girls and 1 cup shit*

Awkward positions that make me lol because they're so ridiculous

Ugly people

Anything outdoors

Extreme close ups

Exaggerated dirty talk

Stupid "acting" beforehand, like "Oh my car broke down someone do me!"

Too much head.

plot

and

condoms (i know, i know...)

rushing07 said:

you're not alone on that

- fakery

- racially themed porn

- masturbation

- ugly genitals

- performers who are obviously high/out of it

- looking @/playing to the camera

- ashy mf's

- too much gagging

- anyone who looks too young

- dumb outfits

- making stupid faces

- too much talking

- drinking cum out of a cocktail glass or any contraption

- cum swapping

- out of shape mf's

- that moment when the girl is about to swallow a mouthful of cum & she almost can't do it b/c she realizes how fucking disgusting it is but then she remembers she won't get her $/drugs if she doesn't do it so she does it & looks so disappointed in herself but tries to hide it with a fake ass smile & wave to the camera when all she really wants to do is vomit - THAT is some sad shit, kills it for me



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CalhounSq said:

to all

- leaving their socks and shoes on
- fisting
- anal

it's all preference but it's not for me.

johnart said:

<--- needs a whole case of mental floss

cum bubbles.

The weak story lines.

When you keep seeing the same cheap hotel with the flowery bed spread. It's like they rent a room for the day and shoot 100 movies at a time. Makes you really feel sorry for the people who will check in the next day.

I hate spitting in porn! Use lube dang it!!!

When a woman looks into the camera, and you know she is faking! Drives me nuts!

To much fake dirty talk..come on people, if it's any good you would be to busy moaning then having full on conversations with the person who is doing you.

I suppose fake breasts come with the territory, but I hate breasts which are so fake that they don't jiggle at all when the woman is riding on top. I don't like it when you can see indentations of the implant on the side of the woman's tits.

And I can't stand pissing of any kind. (Which is not the same as squirting; that is really hot. ). Anytime I see some chick pissing into something or some guy taking a piss on some chick, I immediately get turned off.

And I don't like violence either. It's one thing to playfully tap some woman on the ass while going doggy style or even some playful bondage, but when the guy starts slapping and punching the girl in the face, even if it's a rape fantasy role play, it's too uncomfortable for me to watch.

JellyBean said:

Story lines...?

Vendetta1 said:

Bingo.

1) Cuckolds
2) Music ( I like the sounds of sex)
3) gangbangs
4) Wesley Pipes.
5) glory holes.
6) when the gyrls are too skinny.
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beyond the big ones already mentioned, (SOCKS, those ridiculous fuck me shoes, too young, doe eyes to the camera, music... )

i dislike that voice in the background

shrill annoying repetitive "ugh ugh"

"stupid whores get conned into fucking" or
"stupid whores turn into cum dumpsters" will.not.watch.

The itty bitty tittie committe

actually, a lotta things some of ya'll have listed are hilarious...to a point (like OTT moaning). i don't watch much pr0n (i'm more of an in-print kinna gal, tipping towards the vintage stuff. new porn is eww, for the most part), but here's my list of no-nos:

-- socks/shoes (srsly, why the hell do folks need their socks or a pair of 8" heels on while they're sexin'?!)
-- ass-to-mouth ( )
-- OTT use of toys
-- bewbage that's too small
-- bewbage that's too big
-- fake bewbage (misshapen, scar tissue-ridden ones )
-- spitting on whatever
-- solo scenes where the woman's obviously faking that shit
-- squirting (why, lawd, WHYYYYY...especially where they're spooting out about 5 gallons of water outta there )
-- folks who look way too young (or too old)
-- extreme close-ups
-- gangbang/rape/hardcore shit like that


...i'ma be here all day typing shit, lemme stop.

Caramelita said:

and razor burn. can't forget the occasional razor burn...


oh gawd, mr. marcus...i saw one of his videos with a bunch of dorm mates when i was in job corps (yeah, someone snuck that shit on campus ), and i dunno which video it was but there was this one part where he was with this woman. i'll never forget her, she had these obnoxiously lopsided fake boobs...anyway, dude was about to give her a pearl necklace or something and all the while the woman's kinna cringing for the impact and whining "you're aiming for my face! don't get it in my face!!"

Why the fuck do duded jack off 7 minutes at the end of the scene to bust a nut? Hello, You got a chick who was just sucking your dick and giving you business, why not let her get you off.

men in porn. just give me lesbians..lesbians, and more lesbians please.

BlackAdder7 said:

faux lesbianism in porn is a HUGE turn-off for me.

PunkMistress said:

Imago said:

...And after looking at that, I am adding a new to my list:

MANBOOBIES!