Socks
Women who are in pain or clearly faking
Shaved Men
When the women look too young or afraid
Men who don't make noise
Saliva everywhere
Piercings and tats

jockeyb4u said:

that's what i'm saying like the guy is gonna just stop and go watch a movie

Any god damned movie with Alex Sanders in it.

I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate his Amy Grant hair.

And why is he in every god damned straight porno ever made?


Sometimes he even gets to fuck some decently hot snatch: http://www2.bigboobsgalor...p5_big.jpg (NSFW)

But most of the times, the scenes he's in are just stupid: http://www.femalebondages...ony-02.jpg (nsfw)

Here's Carmaine Star, one of the hottest Asian porn stars IMO, going down on him. I mean, this mutherfucker is like the porno version of Kevin Costner circa 1990

http://www.freepornofreep...MDI3OjI6Ng (NSFW)




lawd, I'm getting upset over this.

Imago said:

I looooove Alex Sanders.

He has such a filthy mouth.

Imago said:

Imago said:

Yeah, you can't find a movie from the 90's that he's not in!

I saw this EUROPEAN film and the women was eating Shit and Drinking Piss and that is SO GROSS and I was SAYING HOW COULD she NOT BE DEAD from all the GERMS? Regular PORN only annoying thing is when the soundtrack doesn't match with the action and I hate so much Talking. I actually just wannna watch the action.

Vendetta1 said:

He vaguely reminds me of Red Fraggel but with a big set of balls.

I guess it's pretty obvious, hairdos are kind of important for me in porn

I hate it when your watching a video and something gross happens out of nowhere...like sudden random peeing.

Or, that's what my friend hates.

Imago said:

Charmaine Star

She doesn't do enough movies!

Fucked up ass names like
Dick Nasty
Julian St Jox
Devlin Weed
Wesley Pipes
Ryder Cummings

jockeyb4u said:

dude, so totally true!

I hope she does a bunch more before she gets older or retires. It's kind of depressing watching greats like Nina Hartley (who'm I'm a fan of not due to looks but by just the sheer enthusiam and nastiness she displayed for such tame, vanilla, studios she was normally hired in). Anyways, Nina's new flicks have started to creep me out with titles like "How to have Great sex while Pregnant" or "How to seduce a younger man", not so much because Pregnant women or younger men are gross, but because those flicks are so clinical. Nobody wants to feel like they're being lectured by their mother in almost academic style on how to fuck somebody She ruins what otherwise could be just your standard, degrading, cougar porn.



Dude, your thread really rocks. It's so much better than you're awful P&R threads. Even Alex Sanders couldn't make those any worse

when the guy cums in the girls' eyes (yes that's a fetish for some g
out of shape performers
when the girls' implants are badly done
alot of talking
when the girl looks too young
when the girls' asshole collapses (yes I've seen this )
overacting/faking
anything with Devlin Weed

bboy87 said:

Because of HD porn, female stars are now having to go back and try to get their scars and such worked on by plastic surgeons.


it's become a stressful delima for a lot of female porn stars who have had breast work (the vast majority of major ones).


I like natural breasts though, as long as they're not droopy bags.

pretty much all of it. in general, the people who do porn are overwhelmingly unattractive to me.

CarrieMpls said:

Have you seen Logan McCree?

http://gfx1.gamelink.com/...mccree.jpg

Imago said:

What the hell is he wearing? Is that a jumpsuit? Paired with a cowboy hat?

CarrieMpls said:

Would you prefer he wear a hair SCRUNCHY!?!?!?

Imago said:

He may as well be! A cream colored JUMPSUIT???

CarrieMpls said:

Shut. up.

Imago said:

This is the problem with me, though. Porn stars generally have no sense of style. It's all tacky and nasty. And not in a good way. Like the pose of him grabbing his crotch? NOT sexy!
Put him in a decent outfit and photograph him without the outline of his cock through his pants and he may be reasonably cute.

Imago said:

I guess I'm not all bad

But because of your comments I will start posting picks of Alex and Mike Horner's O faces on all of my P&R post.

jockeyb4u said:

If you guys think Charmaine Star is hot check out
Asian actress Loni. She talks shit while you're fucking her.

all that little schoolgirl bullshit!!

Don't get me wrong I love a girl in a school uniform but when they put their hair up in two ponytails and DRAW on freckles and suck on a lollipop all fake-innocent and shit...

hate that boolshite!

Imago said:

haha it's Prince symbol dude.

I've posted him before. He's "cute".

lazycrockett said:

AND sneakers.
It's one thing for heels, but dude, take the damn shoes off, ain't nobody tryin' to watch your feet right now.

phunkdaddy said:

love. her.

RenHoek said:

That shit grosses me out.


Not only is the pedophile part creepy, but I hate it when grown people try and act like teenagers. Nobody's saying you're over the hill in your late 20s and 30s but damn... poppin shirt collars, and behaving like you're a kid is NOT attractive.

johnart said:

Isn't he?

I'd sell my soul for one night with that ass.

jockeyb4u said: