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1. Breast implants, especially when you can see the scars or they are way out of porportion!

2. When you're stroking it and they cut to either the mans face or his nutsack.

3. When the womans vagina looks like an inflated balloon on day 30

4. When the moan track is out of sync with the video

5. When they are doing an outdoor seen and flies keep landing on the dudes junk.

6. When my ex-wife is in them

When a man or woman looks at the camera.

Women's faking.

Why a guy puts his hand on his hip.

Fake tits.

When you can tell a woman is in pain.

Hemorrhoids.

Vendetta1 said:

I don't mind them looking in the camera, but when a woman is overly faking it, yeah that's lame. And, yeah I've seen some where you can tell the women really don't want it shoved where it's at. It's only a turn on when the womans turned on, but that's just my opinion.

jockeyb4u said:

weused2luvhim said:

How's that a turn off?

Exaggerated slurping sounds during a blowjob

jockeyb4u said:

Do tell please

JayJai said:

I always LMAO when the ladies do that, like they eatin' a fork full of pasta or something

weused2luvhim said:

That's hot.

socks.

lazycrockett said:

Ed Powers!

DevotedPuppy said:

I mean .

extreme close ups on the penetration

i actually don't watch porn anymore though

lazycrockett said:

Shoes on women.

Socks!!
Girls who talk too much
Guys who talk too much
Ugly girls
Ugly guys
Bullet/ knife wound scars
Fakeness
Guys who eat for 5 minutes... I mean really? What the hell is that going to do for anyone? She just did you for the first 30 mins of the friggin movie!!

Wow. I didn't think this would be such a sensitive subject.

purpleizpassion said:

I can fast forward a movie and the chick is still sucking dick 15, 20 minutes later.

i don't really care about what the guys look like as long as the dick is big.

Socks??? You people really don't like socks? I love it! I much prefer it to the all glamed up look! You know, when the actors look too perfect, like they're about to do a photoshoot. Socks just makes it look real! Like they are just two horny people who can't wait to cum, so fuck taking the time to remove the socks.

Recycled Cum

Completely shaved male bodies

jockeyb4u said:

If a man comes to bed with me with socks on, I will punch him in the throat.

johnart said:

johnart said:

Do i want to know what recycled means John?

Vendetta1 said:

With your clit

johnart said:

Vendetta1 said:

Cum passed around from one mouth to another (and sometimes to another)
Cum sucked out of a hole after lawd knows how long its been there
Cum saved in tupperware or glasses and funneled in places or then consumed.
Cum frozen and...nevermind.
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and too much talking. like "oh yeah fuck me"

Gaping wide male assholes.

If I wanted to watch A River Runs Through It
I would.

InsatiableCream said:

I was watching one the other day and the girl was screaming "oh yeah! keep fucking me in the ass". The only problem, he was in her vag!

At what point do you lose track of that?!

lazycrockett said:

They do this with chicks too. I don't get it.

Who wants to look up there that close. All inside-y and shit.

jockeyb4u said: