every one should return the poem that SHAUSLER wrote them



be creative PLEASE...

no copying is acceptable

There once was an Orger who Voomed
Both inside and outside his room.
When Matt shut him down
He started to clown
And for the Org, that near spelled doom!

Shausler is the org laureate.
His poems are as good as they get.
How many is he?
I count at least three.
Counting Z it is four, I bet.

SHAUSLER DEAR SHAUSLER
the org LAURIET
YOUR SONGS ARE WELL SUNG
WHEN YOUR WHISTLE IS WET
YOU'VE WRITTEN SO MUCH
WE COULD FILL UP THE ROOM (chat)
AND WE FORGIVE YOU FOR
THE G.D. FORUM YOU DOOMED
SENCE YOUR RETURN
THERE'S BEEN PEACE GALORE
BECAUSE YOU DON'T DO
\/oo|\/|S OR WHUTEVER NO MORE...


i'm no poet, but this is gonna get RAVES!!!

2the9s said:

cool..
.

His love for Prince is assured
Though his faith in the club hasn't endured.
One Nite Alone;
Rope of Silly Con;
Such twaddle has made it tough to inure.

shausler...

you perceive what we are,
for we are what we do
your perception of us
gives us the feeling of visibility.

i'd make it rhyme, but i'm not shaus.

4 Shausler
(clears throat)

I ain't saying I'm better
No better then U
It's just that there's so many things
(with little time)
I know we could do

I ain't I'm better
Then nobody else
But when ur around
I can't seem 2 help myself

I ain't saying it's better
Then what u may have
With No second guessing
Can ya tell who has a better ass

It's just ur so wicked
You make bad look good
If I was a man I swear
I would wake up with morning wood..

Now I ain't saying it's better
Just 2 good 2 believe
If we made love all night
U would have mutiple fantasies

People say ur colorblind
I say ur just a tease
Cuz deep inside ur lonely heart
I know u really want me

If u take that sypnosis
and divide that by three
U fall for my imagination
I just love ur individuality

How can I make u see
This is destiny
I ain't saying it's better
Just a better 2 be



That one's 4 u Shausler

Vooom

teller said:

WOW..!!!

awsome teller ..!!


very good short poem

DigitalLisa said:

how i get all up in yo poem???

Shausler never wrote me shit,
I didn't get a poem
Fuck the words, lets get it on,
and let me take you home...






Poetry is NOT my strong point! lmao!

00769BAD said:

My bad I give u credit when my LP comes out
This would've happened without u

DigitalLisa said:

if i was YOUR BAD,wee'ld be workin on that verse
and i GIVE BETTER THAN I GET!!!

Some people may think he's a jerk,
Cause he’ll swoop on down from a lurk.
But his intentions are good;
He's just misunderstood;
And he’s willing to do the work!

most of these poems
are from 2the9s
he comming up
with so many rhymes
so SHAUSLER DEAR SHAUSLER
do a VOOMY VOOM VOOM
for 2the9s
and please do it soon

there once was a man from nantucked
who shausler said spit in a bucket
that nasty old man
pissed in a PAN,..!
so shausler
the poor schmuck
was shit outa luck

There once was a woman named Dora.
Who Cracula tried to scora.
she acted real crass
and he bit her ass
and that's about all i got for ya

no punctuation, no capitals, no glitz
none of that's needed with shaus in the mix
he says so much with so few words
he's a trip and a half, but not too absurd

he's lovable and comical and a smart ass at times
but that's why we love him and his crazy-ass rhymes
how does he do it? and where did he learn?
the man's on fire, burn baby, burn

i aint is even knows poetry
i is even aint know is me
i is never done \/ooms
but i is done shrooms
i is got really good
lookin scrotum SEE!!!

Shausler is our org poet
His poems are great and we know it
If only our Matt
Hadn't proceeded to shat
All over our good friend and blow it.

bkw said:

And I thought 2the9's poems were bad.

"THU THEE THI THOR THI THITHITH.
THI THITHITH THI THOR THI THEE" RICHARD PRYOR'S 'that nigga's crazy'

shausler told me not 2 cry
i never even asked him why
oh yeah, i recall...
poems were written 4 y'all
but no mention of June in reply

he corrected this error so fast
that my sadness was so quick 2 pass
a smile took place
no more frown on my face
2 complain any further'd b crass

so, 2 shausler a poem is owed
June7 is writing this ode
u're the man with the verse
some is bad, some is worse
just keep 18JumboShrimp stowed

WOW! Where do I find Shausler's poems?

http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_387314


there u go

:
the org has a member named shausler
he writes poems for people he doesn't really know
unselfishly giving his time for another
not even in an attempt to steal the show

i'm glad to say
mr shausler is a part of our special team
because he knows how to brighten the day
so thank you for making smiles beam

Come on!!! More, more, more.

LaVisHh said:

I want a Shausler smooch first.

gooeythehamster said: