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I've just found out... ...that there's no Santa Claus.
I'm writing this with tear-filled eyes. I'm totally inconsolable. I feel so... empty. How could my parents lie to me like that? For all those years? And now, all those years of magic have just gone within the whisper of one single sentence. I feel a kind of anger when I think too much about it. Somebody tell me a true story about Santa to make me feel better. | |
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santa is real, and he will prove it on christmas day | |
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Santa hires midgets for slave labor and thinks he can talk to animals. coo coo! | |
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OVIOUSLY YOU MISSED MY THREAD!!!
i'll bring it back for you. I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME ™ | |
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00769BAD said: OVIOUSLY YOU MISSED MY THREAD!!!
i'll bring it back for you. Damn, this has already been done? Sorry! | |
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I knew there was no Santa when he started changing colors and sounding different each year. This was back in the 80's when I found out. I'm BAD's FIRST BORN Baby Girl
The BITCH of the NORTH the | |
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Haystack said: 00769BAD said: OVIOUSLY YOU MISSED MY THREAD!!!
i'll bring it back for you. Damn, this has already been done? Sorry! NO but i know why theres no santa I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME ™ | |
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Haystack said: ...that there's no Santa Claus.
I'm writing this with tear-filled eyes. I'm totally inconsolable. I feel so... empty. How could my parents lie to me like that? For all those years? And now, all those years of magic have just gone within the whisper of one single sentence. I feel a kind of anger when I think too much about it. Somebody tell me a true story about Santa to make me feel better. Well I hate to be the bearer of bad news Haystack, but there is no Easter bunny or Tooth Fairy either. I'm sorry. --If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, then give me the electric chair for all my future crimes.-- Electric Chair/Batman/Prince | |
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How could you say such things,what a cynical bunch you are
Of course Father Christmas is real Much love Pochacco | |
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SoupDog said: Haystack said: ...that there's no Santa Claus.
I'm writing this with tear-filled eyes. I'm totally inconsolable. I feel so... empty. How could my parents lie to me like that? For all those years? And now, all those years of magic have just gone within the whisper of one single sentence. I feel a kind of anger when I think too much about it. Somebody tell me a true story about Santa to make me feel better. Well I hate to be the bearer of bad news Haystack, but there is no Easter bunny or Tooth Fairy either. I'm sorry. You bastard! Talk about kicking a man when he's down. | |
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wait a second. what are you people talking about? of COURSE there's a santa. why else would rudolph exist? | |
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