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Happy Friday the 13th! Here are some fun greetings. I'm particularly fond of the 2nd one. 
Happy Friday the 13th http://www.perfectgreetin...&type_id=1 AOL Link T.G.I.F. http://www.perfectgreetin...&type_id=1 AOL Link Good Luck Kitty http://www.perfectgreetin...&type_id=1 AOL Link | |
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Damn... I didn't even realize that it was Friday the 13th...
Now I have to go murder some people with an axe... I will be back soon!  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Damn... I didn't even realize that it was Friday the 13th...
Now I have to go murder some people with an axe... I will be back soon! I think this day calls for some more clever killing Ice. You should think up something really devious and dreadful. | |
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today's stoopid
my morning started with our new roommate announcing he's moving out in a month...DAGNABBIT I wanted his money for at least 4 more months... ERGGGH! | |
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TRON said: IceNine said: Damn... I didn't even realize that it was Friday the 13th...
Now I have to go murder some people with an axe... I will be back soon! I think this day calls for some more clever killing Ice. You should think up something really devious and dreadful. Okay... I will go to the drugstore and buy 5,000 packages of razor blades and 1,000 mouse traps, then I will fill a room with them and invite door-to-door salesmen in, at which point I will trip them into the razor blades and mousetraps. The razor blades and mouse traps will not kill them, but they will be bleeding profusely and injured, at which point I will push them out the back door into a large tank of salt water filled with killer sharks that have been trained to attack at the mere scent of human blood. Is that better? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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endorphin74 said: today's stoopid
my morning started with our new roommate announcing he's moving out in a month...DAGNABBIT I wanted his money for at least 4 more months... ERGGGH! Check out the greetings. Those should cheer you up. 
Why is your roomie moving out so soon. Seems like he just moved in. Is it all that J-Lo crap you play?  | |
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IceNine said: TRON said: IceNine said: Damn... I didn't even realize that it was Friday the 13th...
Now I have to go murder some people with an axe... I will be back soon! I think this day calls for some more clever killing Ice. You should think up something really devious and dreadful. Okay... I will go to the drugstore and buy 5,000 packages of razor blades and 1,000 mouse traps, then I will fill a room with them and invite door-to-door salesmen in, at which point I will trip them into the razor blades and mousetraps. The razor blades and mouse traps will not kill them, but they will be bleeding profusely and injured, at which point I will push them out the back door into a large tank of salt water filled with killer sharks that have been trained to attack at the mere scent of human blood. Is that better? You're getting there. Still sounds a bit mainstream though. What else ya got? | |
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TRON said: IceNine said: TRON said: IceNine said: Damn... I didn't even realize that it was Friday the 13th...
Now I have to go murder some people with an axe... I will be back soon! I think this day calls for some more clever killing Ice. You should think up something really devious and dreadful. Okay... I will go to the drugstore and buy 5,000 packages of razor blades and 1,000 mouse traps, then I will fill a room with them and invite door-to-door salesmen in, at which point I will trip them into the razor blades and mousetraps. The razor blades and mouse traps will not kill them, but they will be bleeding profusely and injured, at which point I will push them out the back door into a large tank of salt water filled with killer sharks that have been trained to attack at the mere scent of human blood. Is that better? You're getting there. Still sounds a bit mainstream though. What else ya got? Okay... maybe I could pose as a clown and expose my genitals to elderly couples and hope that they died of coronary thrombosis. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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TRON said: Why is your roomie moving out so soon. Seems like he just moved in. Is it all that J-Lo crap you play?
I actually have shielded him from my dirty secrets (J-lo, Justin Timberlake and The Spice Girls) turns out some friends of his are movin back to town and gettin a house in St Paul. He went to college in St Paul and that's the part of the cities he likes (the idiot, heehee) so I understand why he'd move...but... 
the greetings are cute! and IceNine...your ideas for creating mayhem today have definately made me happier! | |
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IceNine said:
Okay... maybe I could pose as a clown and expose my genitals to elderly couples and hope that they died of coronary thrombosis.
Too easy. Next! | |
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TRON said: IceNine said:
Okay... maybe I could pose as a clown and expose my genitals to elderly couples and hope that they died of coronary thrombosis.
Too easy. Next! Okay... I've GOT IT!!! I will tie a machete to my penis and enroll in a Lambada course, at which point I will slaughter everyone in the place with my razor-sharp cock! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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MUTHAFUCKAJUSTSPLASHEDME!!!
but for me EVERY DAY IS A 'BAD' DAY the world should be so LUCKY... see.i guess you could call me A BLACK CAT. when it comes to who's gonna come out of the situation unscathed... it's gonna be me. "i don't do dope,but i'm dope not a DOPE and i'm doper than anybody trys to cope with the style i'm displayin and i ain't playin. yo, you can try all day..." EZ-E [This message was edited Fri Dec 13 9:23:09 PST 2002 by 00769BAD] I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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IceNine said: TRON said: IceNine said:
Okay... maybe I could pose as a clown and expose my genitals to elderly couples and hope that they died of coronary thrombosis.
Too easy. Next! Okay... I've GOT IT!!! I will tie a machete to my penis and enroll in a Lambada course, at which point I will slaughter everyone in the place with my razor-sharp cock! Better. But you're thinking too small scale. Who goes to Lambada classes anyway? | |
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TRON said: IceNine said: TRON said: IceNine said:
Okay... maybe I could pose as a clown and expose my genitals to elderly couples and hope that they died of coronary thrombosis.
Too easy. Next! Okay... I've GOT IT!!! I will tie a machete to my penis and enroll in a Lambada course, at which point I will slaughter everyone in the place with my razor-sharp cock! Better. But you're thinking too small scale. Who goes to Lambada classes anyway? Okay... let me think... I will go out and get 10 rabid badgers with ebola and tape them to my body... I will then run through a crowded mall bumping into people, thus letting the badgers bite them and give them ebola... they will die a horrible death of ebola and infection from the badger bites! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I think I'll fly to Texas, and sick that spider on IceNine...  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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IceNine said: TRON said: IceNine said: TRON said: IceNine said:
Okay... maybe I could pose as a clown and expose my genitals to elderly couples and hope that they died of coronary thrombosis.
Too easy. Next! Okay... I've GOT IT!!! I will tie a machete to my penis and enroll in a Lambada course, at which point I will slaughter everyone in the place with my razor-sharp cock! Better. But you're thinking too small scale. Who goes to Lambada classes anyway? Okay... let me think... I will go out and get 10 rabid badgers with ebola and tape them to my body... I will then run through a crowded mall bumping into people, thus letting the badgers bite them and give them ebola... they will die a horrible death of ebola and infection from the badger bites! What will you do to ensure that they won't bite you? Badgers are mean little bitches. | |
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sag10 said: I think I'll fly to Texas, and sick that spider on IceNine...
Please, no...
Please... you know how I hate those little buggers! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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TRON said: IceNine said: TRON said: IceNine said: TRON said: IceNine said:
Okay... maybe I could pose as a clown and expose my genitals to elderly couples and hope that they died of coronary thrombosis.
Too easy. Next! Okay... I've GOT IT!!! I will tie a machete to my penis and enroll in a Lambada course, at which point I will slaughter everyone in the place with my razor-sharp cock! Better. But you're thinking too small scale. Who goes to Lambada classes anyway? Okay... let me think... I will go out and get 10 rabid badgers with ebola and tape them to my body... I will then run through a crowded mall bumping into people, thus letting the badgers bite them and give them ebola... they will die a horrible death of ebola and infection from the badger bites! What will you do to ensure that they won't bite you? Badgers are mean little bitches. I will be wearing a suit of armor, of course... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Just for you Ice.
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TRON said: Just for you Ice.
That is just not cool! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Sorry. I'll try harder. Is this cool? Fighting spiders. At least they'll probably kill eachother.
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TRON said: Sorry. I'll try harder. Is this cool? Fighting spiders. At least they'll probably kill eachother.
They might accidentally fuck instead of fighting and thus increase the spider population... those fucks!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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What about this? A nice big fuzzy spider?
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TRON said: What about this? A nice big fuzzy spider?
[This message was edited Fri Dec 13 12:18:26 PST 2002 by TRON] It would be very nice to light that one on fire with lighter fluid and a match... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Murderer! Now this is my favorite of all. A unique bug-eyed irridescent tripping spider. Don't you think this one is kinda cool?
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TRON said: What about this? A nice big fuzzy spider?
[This message was edited Fri Dec 13 12:18:26 PST 2002 by TRON] That is one ugly spider! ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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TRON said: Just for you Ice.
that looks like the Tarantula I held, her name is Rosie... ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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TRON said: Murderer! Now this is my favorite of all. A unique bug-eyed irridescent tripping spider. Don't you think this one is kinda cool?
That fucker looks like it is in 3-D with the red and blue color... it would be horrible if I had 3-D glasses... I don't have 3-D glasses, thank fuck! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Oh come on. That one is a natural wonder! If this doesn't get you, nothing will. How bout a spider with a smiling ass. Now tell me that's not clever.
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TRON said: Oh come on. That one is a natural wonder! If this doesn't get you, nothing will. How bout a spider with a smiling ass. Now tell me that's not clever.
Yeah, I could definitely step on that one... I would enjoy it. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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