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PrintablePunkMistress said: And not for nothing, but I wouldn't open my legs to some douche who's running around talking about how big his dick is.
  sometimes it snows in april....
sometimes i feel so bad..... | |
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Sorry, never had that happen before.
Guys that say they had big cocks, had big cocks. I've never really had a guy run his mouth about how awesome he was in bed though. | |
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why don't we change this forum's name to "sex"
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oh yeah, I've got a big cock. | |
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what time shall i pick you up???  THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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Byron said: Are the emoticons the NSFW part?
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ZombieKitten said: Fauxie said: That's meant to be a hotdog?
I thought it was a corn cob  I SO thought that was a corn on the cob! | |
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.... getting caught.THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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| Chiiiild you ain't neva lied. Just happened yesterday and I am not a happy camper.
I was too nice to bust his ego.  | |
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I hate that shit. But what's more disappointing is when a guy lies about his size. I love the look on their faces when I tell them they're liars.  | |
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PunkMistress said: And not for nothing, but I wouldn't open my legs to some douche who's running around talking about how big his dick is.
I have never had the experience. NOBODY has ever tried to tell me they have a large penis before I seen it. One of them, I DID hear from a friend of his who said he had felt inadequate next to him in the mensroom, but I wasn't even thinking to sleep with him back then. When it came down to it, it was TOO big, would you believe it! it just hurt. | |
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the new trend is to say its small so you are in the clear no matter what You're so glam, every time I see you I wanna slam! | |
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hemphizzx said: ZombieKitten said: it won't look as tiny if it's not described as huge in the first place! some people have a high opinion of their parts in my experience Some people have much lower opinions of themselves than they should, too. I had one guy apologize profusely ahead of time for how tiny his junk was, but when the pants came down there was nothing to be ashamed of. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Rogue588 said: hemphizzx said: can work both ways
annnnnd HOW... 
Smooches;) | |
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hemphizzx said: a dick in a bun cannot be a good thing
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I had one guy talk about how great  was gonna be...
It didn't end well..... He kept asking "Do you love it?"  Are you fucking serious?
I couldn't get him out of my home fast enough 
Then he kept saying that he was nervous and the 2nd time would be better...like he thought there would actually be a 2nd time.... Smooches;) | |
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MsMisha319 said: I had one guy talk about how great
was gonna be...
It didn't end well..... He kept asking "Do you love it?" Are you fucking serious?
I couldn't get him out of my home fast enough
Then he kept saying that he was nervous and the 2nd time would be better...like he thought there would actually be a 2nd time.... Smooches;)
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hemphizzx said: sometimes women can talk the talk and then not have a clue what to do and think that doing it with a light on is the height of experimentation
[Edited 6/3/09 0:45am] Like people who call themselves "freaks" and you find out their definition of a "freak" is oral sex. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. |
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JustErin said: Sorry, never had that happen before.
Guys that say they had big cocks, had big cocks. I've never really had a guy run his mouth about how awesome he was in bed though. It's overrated. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. |
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looka here...
 THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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SUPRMAN said: hemphizzx said: sometimes women can talk the talk and then not have a clue what to do and think that doing it with a light on is the height of experimentation
[Edited 6/3/09 0:45am] Like people who call themselves "freaks" and you find out their definition of a "freak" is oral sex.
I asked a guy once what he meant by freak, he said she could take his condom off with her pussy muscles alone  | |
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And guys, for the love of Bob, "ask my brother!" is not the way to go about confirming that you have an impressive package. It's not creepy enough to hear you going on about your tool as if we're in some kind of job interview ("so what do you think qualifies you for this job?"), but do I really need to know what your brother thinks of it? Murica: at least it's not Sudan. | |
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Horsefeathers said: And guys, for the love of Bob, "ask my brother!" is not the way to go about confirming that you have an impressive package. It's not creepy enough to hear you going on about your tool as if we're in some kind of job interview ("so what do you think qualifies you for this job?"), but do I really need to know what your brother thinks of it?
or his mum | |
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myfavorite said: There's nothing Unsafe 4 Work about this thread, except maybe this pic... | |
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mudeah's a bitch!..... THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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....and i hate it when fukkers dont understand...you try to tell them., now they're throwed off...  THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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SUPRMAN said: hemphizzx said: sometimes women can talk the talk and then not have a clue what to do and think that doing it with a light on is the height of experimentation
[Edited 6/3/09 0:45am] Like people who call themselves "freaks" and you find out their definition of a "freak" is oral sex. 
exactly sometimes it snows in april....
sometimes i feel so bad..... | |
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BoOTyLiCioUs said: don't you hate it ladies when a guy brags about his stuff and how he can make you feel good...then you do it....the
 is and the is even worse. horrible!sorry about your luck with men next time try a real man, because a real man doesn't brag about that kinda stuff i mean, what does it say about you that you would sleep with a guy who brags about his stuff before you sleep with him honey.....get some standards then again.....what do i know? your screen name is Bootylicious LOL!! [Edited 6/4/09 4:32am] | |
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japanrocks said: BoOTyLiCioUs said: don't you hate it ladies when a guy brags about his stuff and how he can make you feel good...then you do it....the
is and the is even worse. horrible!sorry about your luck with men next time try a real man, because a real man doesn't brag about that kinda stuff i mean, what does it say about you that you would sleep with a guy who brags about his stuff before you sleep with him honey.....get some standards then again.....what do i know? your screen name is Bootylicious LOL!!
[Edited 6/4/09 4:32am] Tryin to insult me because I don't like your idol, Eminem? Get a life. I was just talking about what I've heard from many women in general. | |
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BoOTyLiCioUs said: don't you hate it ladies when a guy brags about his stuff and how he can make you feel good...then you do it....the
is and the is even worse. horrible!Wow, that's gotta suck. Did you call him out on it? | |
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