Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5
and then installed undesirable programs such as
· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate.


DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe! Tech Support

DESPERATE

SCNDLS said:

Saved!

:copy, write email, paste, send:

MrsGoodnight said:

ditto

re-installl/reboot Blowjob Vista

I had Anal 3.1 set to open automatically on start-up. It froze and then... well, I had to empty recycle bin and do a reinstall.

roodboi said:

I'm surprised tech support didn't suggest this FIRST. They must be in India or some shit and something got lost in translation.

ultrablue said:

Yeah, that's just gon' get you the blue screen of death at my crib.

Dewrede said:

I mean

SCNDLS said:

Dewrede said:

where is the reboot option

roodboi said:

I'd rather get back to singlehood 98 (so I can swing )

Honey said:

i should not find any of this funny as it is completely disrespectful and fosters mis-understandings between men and women

cheers!
~svn seven

Dewrede said:

That's a shame, a big dang shame.

lol@installing husband 1.0!
did the dude who made the women remote
not know how to use spellcheck? boooo

Dewrede said: