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Today's my birthday Go ahead and mock me. Yeah, I'm 37 today (which is 456 is Cow years I think).
Yeah, I know. I'm so old I probably give powdered milk. And my udders aren't as firm as they used to be. And my leather has lost its luster. And my spots are fading a bit. And I start more and more sentences with "You know, when I was a young heifer..." But you know what. I'm still alive and kicking. And I'm awesome. And at least I am not a damn horse! Eat Mor Horses | |
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 Happy birthday!!!!! 
you and sweeney and justerin... and some guy named gotta   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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  Hey, it's time to jam! Nastyarse, dance, dance, dance!!!   | |
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emm said: Happy birthday!!!!!
you and sweeney and justerin... and some guy named gotta Happy birthday to all of those humans! I remember that Gotta person. Kinda funny in a dorky sort of way. Too many alters though. Eat Mor Horses | |
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happy birthday!!  | |
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nastyarse said:  Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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Happy Birthday
Im going to a birthday party today that serves hamburgers  | |
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 Peace. Love. Prince | |
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DanceWme said: Happy Birthday
Im going to a birthday party today that serves hamburgers That's just wrong. Eat mor chikn Eat Mor Horses | |
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Mooooo!
Translation: Happy birthday! Hope you have a fantastic day I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe.. www.KerrysCakes.org.uk | |
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happybirthday  |
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I want to milk you. The Normal Whores Club | |
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And here I thought I was the only cow that was born on this day. | |
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JustErin said: And here I thought I was the only cow that was born on this day.
Aw, you weren't born a cow.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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mmmmmooooo!!!!!  I swear the words "HATER" is wayyy over-rated...smh | |
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FunkMistress said: JustErin said: And here I thought I was the only cow that was born on this day.
Aw, you weren't born a cow. Oh ya, calf! A calf! | |
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Happy birthday! Hope your day is "udderly" fantastic. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Cow said: Go ahead and mock me. Yeah, I'm 37 today (which is 456 is Cow years I think).
Yeah, I know. I'm so old I probably give powdered milk. And my udders aren't as firm as they used to be. And my leather has lost its luster. And my spots are fading a bit. And I start more and more sentences with "You know, when I was a young heifer..." But you know what. I'm still alive and kicking. And I'm awesome. And at least I am not a damn horse! happy birthday to moo happy birthday to moo happy birthday dear moooo coowwwww happy birthday to moo!!! | |
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despite your conspicuous absence from my butter lamb thread  -
happy birthday!  
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Happy Birthday   | |
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Erin's thread has 4 times as many responses....you need to be around more...
get a mooooowve on.  | |
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did you forget something, adder? She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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here's a stripper bull for you!! 
 She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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Such nice comments from all of you wonderful humans (well mostly nice comments).
I keep getting asked what cows want on theor birthdays. Grain is good, or maybe, you know, imported wheat. A nice walk outside the farm maybe. A day off from milking is always nice. Also, if anyone wanted to send me a new "Moo Phone", I wouldn't turn it down. Mostly, though a little companionship would have been nice. Naughty cows need love too. Eat Mor Horses | |
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It was my birthday today too but you didn't see me milking it. All good things they say never last... | |
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Happy Birthday | |
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You're a cud above, cow. I mean that. | |
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ThreadBare said: You're a cud above, cow. I mean that.
an udderly classy ORGer, for sure  | |
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GottaLetitgo said: It was my birthday today too but you didn't see me milking it.
And a happy birthday to YOU too! I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe.. www.KerrysCakes.org.uk | |
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