You're back from the bar. Drunkass and hungry. Empty fridge.

What are some of the most pathetic meals you've had?


I tried to fake a pizza with white bread, Ragu and Kraft slices.

johnart said:

ha ha ..... I have done that before.
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sexyone said:

I'm so glad I'm not alone.

That is some sad shit.

mayonnaise sammich... 'nuff said!

RenHoek said:

I've had just mayo on bread before.

But to try and make it a sammich?? Sad.

I used to smoke joint and once I tried to eat some raisins off the floor, but they kept running away!

Dayclear said:

Are you sure it was just joint??

gawd...

myfavorite said:

This thread is not gonna be about your kids.

Dayclear said:

Ok so people want to throw up when I tell them this story, but at the time I thought it was hysterical.

I came home so wasted one night...a good, fun wasted where everything was funny. Anyway, I found a can of minced clams and mixed it with mayo and put it on a hamburger bun. I remember laughing at every bite I took.

Then I woke up the next morning with dried mayo and clams all around my mouth and half a hamburger bun on my chest

water on cereal is pretty pathetic

CarrieLee said:

Impressively sad and gross.

irrisistableB said:

I can't believe you tried that.
I usually just eat it dry if we're out of milk.

yea, I can't believe I did it either. that seems like the smarter choice...to go dry.

Crackers with pickles, and mustard and mayo.

After my dad left in 1980 we had no money. He never sent money at the time and we struggled hard. My brother (six years younger than I, and around 5 or 6 at the time) and I used to pretend they were hor'dourves.

ernestsewell said:

At uni I was poor and once I didnt have anything to eat.. but cooked spaghetti with strawberry jam on..

my MOST pathetic meal was when I got in one night, drunk.. my bf made me scrambled eggs on toast.. I ate a bit and left the plate by the side of my bed..

I got up ill in the night

when I woke up, I saw the scrambled eggs and thought I would finish them, quite forgetting that I had kinda puked on top of it all..

dayum, that shit was nasty..

johnart said:

I thought it was funny and yummy at the same time!

Wow Carrie you're amazing in a sick drunken kind of way (A pic of that would've been Org-Platinum!) and IrisistableB whatever possessed you to try cereal with water, that's just all kinds of wrong!!

In Germany I used to eat spaghetti with a few pats of butter and some salt. Once, while high, some friends thought it would be fun to eat a box of Mac & Cheese sans cooking. Dry noodles in a bowl, toss with cheese powder, eat!

We should all get together and write the definitive anti-cook book!!!

I probably shouldn't eat clams anymore. Another time I had spaghetti and clam sauce and choked...then I blew a clam out of my nose. I still felt something in there so I went digging and pulled out a 5 inch piece of spaghetti!

It was awesome.

CarrieLee said:

I just got weak.


OH and Imago needs to photoshop you fallin face first into a clam sammich.

johnart said:

hahahah nooo Imago noooo!

CarrieLee said:

You're lucky I don't know how.

CarrieLee said:

please say it was a date, please say it was a date...

CarrieLee said:

Uh....that wasn't Mayo.....

Sowhat said:

I'm not even gonna go there about the clams...

REDFEATHERS said:

i think u win

RenHoek said:

There was this one time I had nothing to eat but rice and spam. For desert, Hershey's kisses. I asked my grandmom for some desert and what happened next wasn't pretty.