My 1 day employment

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day.....
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

LOL
[Edited 5/28/09 18:46pm]

alphastreet said:

No actually you didn't have to.

I blame my countertransference on that.....

Vendetta1 said:

I agree.

Sorry for offending you. I've edited it.

funkpill said:

my mom sent it to me and I chuckled.

alphastreet said:

Vendetta1 said:

And it was a joke in the first damn place, you dummy.

SHE DIDN'T EXIST.
[Edited 5/29/09 8:28am]

don't be hard on alpha...

Vendetta1 said:

ThirdandFinal said:

PunkMistress said:

LMAO!!!



Smooches;)

alphastreet said:

That is all good, pumpkin

Don't you wish sometimes you could be that abruptly HONEST at work?

PurpleJedi said:

peacenlovealways said:

Nice one

I just like that after she said I can't believe someone slept with you twice she followed it with, "have a good day and thanks for shopping at wal-mart."

peacenlovealways said:

too funny. Eventhough its just a joke I honestly I don't see that as a reason to be fired but thats just me