PaisleyPark5083 said:

I have many here is one

PaisleyPark5083 said:

not him but him:



But this aint the hot thread is it?

Imago

It's not that I don't think he's hot. I know he's hot. It's just that it does nothing for me or to me.

And I can't point at one specific characteristic on him that would be a turn off, physically, other than his build is too slight for me.
For example, his eyes are the kind of eyes I could get lost in. His lips are just the perfect size and shape. He has a nice, not cartoonishly square, jawline. He has nice hair, nice skin. Even his nose and eyebrows are perfect. Everything about his face should tell me that I want to bend him over my knee and have my way with him after spankin him

But for some reason, he does nothing for me. No urge. Not even any curiosity to know what he looks like naked. Normally if somebody appeals to me in any way, shape, or form, I imagine what they look like naked. With Imago, I couldn't care less.


He's a beautiful guy. I'm just not wired to respond appropriately.

PaisleyPark5083 said:

OMG those two are married? they soooo deserve each other

IstenSzek said:

right?!

endymion said:

endymion said:

actually, looking at this picture, i can imagine him whispering
sweet bat dick jokes into my ear of a summer's night. he's quite
dreamy. in a perverted, deranged cousin kind of way.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I think they call him "McSteamy"

Marisa Miller...



She has a man face and dead eyes, imo lol...but she's considered hot by 98% of the male population in this country.



Megan Fox...



Insanely overrated and always looks like she has 4 inches of make-up on her face lol

IstenSzek said:

I want to spread your legs and do what cousins here in Alabama do.

Byron said:

Agreed on both counts. Plus Marisa looks like she has 'boy ass'.

Imago said:

now that's the kind of talk i like

Byron said:

Eww

IstenSzek said:

U like it, really

Byron said:

i agree with you on Marisa whoever

but Megan Fox looks like she would be very 'inventive' so count me in

Byron said:

Both of these pics are scary!!
The first one is so boney, I just want to feed her a sandwich!
And the second one, has that caked on make-up look, that is so gross.

orlando bloom and johnny depp.

wtf?

these two always gave me the creeps. somehow my mom got it into her head
that i have a big crush on depp and she keeps mentioning him. which made
me hate him even more, lol.

orlando bloom just looks "off" to me. him and depp are handsome, i guess
and i can see why women and men go nuts over them but they leave me cold
as ice. i don't even like watching them in movies since their faces are
just objectionable to me.

Imago said:

i don't know. i have reservations about the whole bisexual thing.
with a bisexual dude there is always the possibility of walking in
on him wanking over a picture of fergalicious. that thought alone
is enough to make me limp for a month.

IstenSzek said:

Bloom I agree with. He's cute and all, I just don't get it.

As for your opinion on Depp? A nice, refreshing stay in the loony bin oughta clear that right up.










Is it just me, or ever since they did the Pirates movies together has Bloom been trying to cultivate a certain Depp-iness?
[Edited 5/28/09 12:00pm]

IstenSzek said:

Naw, bi dudes have higher standards than that.

IstenSzek said:

Fuck that shit. You're my bitch.

meow85 said:

i pray to got you're right

Imago said:

first you have to beat me in a game of mudwrestling

What's happening up in here ?

PaisleyPark5083 said:

Hahaha, ya this dude is not hot at all. He looks like a dad, a not hot dad.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

His lips totally look the same. Looks like he just mastered his pout, that's all.

IstenSzek said:

Can I wear a shower cap?

Mach said:

Don't get him at all.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Oh fuck ya, give me him.