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SHAUSLER gives so he should GET every one should return the poem that SHAUSLER wrote them
be creative PLEASE... no copying is acceptable | |
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There once was an Orger who Voomed
Both inside and outside his room. When Matt shut him down He started to clown And for the Org, that near spelled doom! | |
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Shausler is the org laureate.
His poems are as good as they get. How many is he? I count at least three. Counting Z it is four, I bet. | |
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SHAUSLER DEAR SHAUSLER
the org LAURIET YOUR SONGS ARE WELL SUNG WHEN YOUR WHISTLE IS WET YOU'VE WRITTEN SO MUCH WE COULD FILL UP THE ROOM (chat) AND WE FORGIVE YOU FOR THE G.D. FORUM YOU DOOMED SENCE YOUR RETURN THERE'S BEEN PEACE GALORE BECAUSE YOU DON'T DO \/oo|\/|S OR WHUTEVER NO MORE... i'm no poet, but this is gonna get RAVES!!! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME ™ | |
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2the9s said: There once was an Orger who Voomed
Both inside and outside his room. When Matt shut him down He started to clown And for the Org, that near spelled doom! cool.. . Navah | |
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His love for Prince is assured
Though his faith in the club hasn't endured. One Nite Alone; Rope of Silly Con; Such twaddle has made it tough to inure. | |
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shausler...
you perceive what we are, for we are what we do your perception of us gives us the feeling of visibility. i'd make it rhyme, but i'm not shaus. Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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4 Shausler
(clears throat) I ain't saying I'm better No better then U It's just that there's so many things (with little time) I know we could do I ain't I'm better Then nobody else But when ur around I can't seem 2 help myself I ain't saying it's better Then what u may have With No second guessing Can ya tell who has a better ass It's just ur so wicked You make bad look good If I was a man I swear I would wake up with morning wood.. Now I ain't saying it's better Just 2 good 2 believe If we made love all night U would have mutiple fantasies People say ur colorblind I say ur just a tease Cuz deep inside ur lonely heart I know u really want me If u take that sypnosis and divide that by three U fall for my imagination I just love ur individuality How can I make u see This is destiny I ain't saying it's better Just a better 2 be That one's 4 u Shausler Vooom | |
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teller said: shausler...
you perceive what we are, for we are what we do your perception of us gives us the feeling of visibility. i'd make it rhyme, but i'm not shaus. WOW..!!! awsome teller ..!! very good short poem | |
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DigitalLisa said: 4 Shausler
(clears throat) I ain't saying I'm better No better then U It's just that there's so many things (with little time) I know we could do I ain't I'm better Then nobody else But when ur around I can't seem 2 help myself I ain't saying it's better Then what u may have With No second guessing Can ya tell who has a better ass It's just ur so wicked You make BAD look good If I was a man I swear I would wake up with morning wood.. Now I ain't saying it's better Just 2 good 2 believe If we made love all night U would have mutiple fantasies People say ur colorblind I say ur just a tease Cuz deep inside ur lonely heart I know u really want me If u take that sypnosis and divide that by three U fall for my imagination I just love ur individuality How can I make u see This is destiny I ain't saying it's better Just a better 2 be That one's 4 u Shausler Vooom how i get all up in yo poem??? I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME ™ | |
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Shausler never wrote me shit,
I didn't get a poem Fuck the words, lets get it on, and let me take you home... Poetry is NOT my strong point! lmao! | |
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00769BAD said: DigitalLisa said: 4 Shausler
(clears throat) I ain't saying I'm better No better then U It's just that there's so many things (with little time) I know we could do I ain't I'm better Then nobody else But when ur around I can't seem 2 help myself I ain't saying it's better Then what u may have With No second guessing Can ya tell who has a better ass It's just ur so wicked You make BAD look good If I was a man I swear I would wake up with morning wood.. Now I ain't saying it's better Just 2 good 2 believe If we made love all night U would have mutiple fantasies People say ur colorblind I say ur just a tease Cuz deep inside ur lonely heart I know u really want me If u take that sypnosis and divide that by three U fall for my imagination I just love ur individuality How can I make u see This is destiny I ain't saying it's better Just a better 2 be That one's 4 u Shausler Vooom how i get all up in yo poem??? My bad I give u credit when my LP comes out This would've happened without u | |
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DigitalLisa said: 00769BAD said: DigitalLisa said: 4 Shausler
(clears throat) I ain't saying I'm better No better then U It's just that there's so many things (with little time) I know we could do I ain't I'm better Then nobody else But when ur around I can't seem 2 help myself I ain't saying it's better Then what u may have With No second guessing Can ya tell who has a better ass It's just ur so wicked You make BAD look good If I was a man I swear I would wake up with morning wood.. Now I ain't saying it's better Just 2 good 2 believe If we made love all night U would have mutiple fantasies People say ur colorblind I say ur just a tease Cuz deep inside ur lonely heart I know u really want me If u take that sypnosis and divide that by three U fall for my imagination I just love ur individuality How can I make u see This is destiny I ain't saying it's better Just a better 2 be That one's 4 u Shausler Vooom how i get all up in yo poem??? My bad I give u credit when my LP comes out This would've happened without u if i was YOUR BAD,wee'ld be workin on that verse and i GIVE BETTER THAN I GET!!! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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Some people may think he's a jerk,
Cause he’ll swoop on down from a lurk. But his intentions are good; He's just misunderstood; And he’s willing to do the work! | |
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most of these poems
are from 2the9s he comming up with so many rhymes so SHAUSLER DEAR SHAUSLER do a VOOMY VOOM VOOM for 2the9s and please do it soon I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME ™ | |
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there once was a man from nantucked
who shausler said spit in a bucket that nasty old man pissed in a PAN,..! so shausler the poor schmuck was shit outa luck | |
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There once was a woman named Dora.
Who Cracula tried to scora. she acted real crass and he bit her ass and that's about all i got for ya | |
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no punctuation, no capitals, no glitz
none of that's needed with shaus in the mix he says so much with so few words he's a trip and a half, but not too absurd he's lovable and comical and a smart ass at times but that's why we love him and his crazy-ass rhymes how does he do it? and where did he learn? the man's on fire, burn baby, burn | |
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i aint is even knows poetry
i is even aint know is me i is never done \/ooms but i is done shrooms i is got really good lookin scrotum SEE!!! King BAD is the giver of ME LIFE
Me will Live for he, Me Die for He this account, i would make it FRY for He. | |
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Shausler is our org poet
His poems are great and we know it If only our Matt Hadn't proceeded to shat All over our good friend and blow it. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Shausler is our org poet
His poems are great and we know it If only our Matt Hadn't proceeded to shat All over our good friend and blow it. And I thought 2the9's poems were bad. | |
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"THU THEE THI THOR THI THITHITH.
THI THITHITH THI THOR THI THEE" RICHARD PRYOR'S 'that nigga's crazy' King BAD is the giver of ME LIFE
Me will Live for he, Me Die for He this account, i would make it FRY for He. | |
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shausler told me not 2 cry
i never even asked him why oh yeah, i recall... poems were written 4 y'all but no mention of June in reply he corrected this error so fast that my sadness was so quick 2 pass a smile took place no more frown on my face 2 complain any further'd b crass so, 2 shausler a poem is owed June7 is writing this ode u're the man with the verse some is bad, some is worse just keep 18JumboShrimp stowed |
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WOW! Where do I find Shausler's poems? | |
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the org has a member named shausler he writes poems for people he doesn't really know unselfishly giving his time for another not even in an attempt to steal the show i'm glad to say mr shausler is a part of our special team because he knows how to brighten the day so thank you for making smiles beam | |
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Why am I doing this?
No words can describe What Shausler does to me His particular vibe. No part of him I like best He is entirely suave His presence all around Way kewler than Jahweh. His words are used To pleasure us all No one can really resist His poetic call. Common Shausler Let’s get entirely free. Come to Paris And French kiss me. | |
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Come on!!! More, more, more. | |
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LaVisHh said: Come on!!! More, more, more.
I want a Shausler smooch first. | |
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gooeythehamster said: LaVisHh said: Come on!!! More, more, more.
I want a Shausler smooch first. | |
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