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creative or perverted things that you've done at work or with food... .
. ok... this shit is pretty broad... i just wanted people to post about the some of the most creative or perverted things that they've done at work or with food... in my instance, i can knock them all out with one picture... 
:LOL:... you can post pics or just tell us about it...  think hard about it and come up with something good...
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EllisDee said: .
. ok... this shit is pretty broad... i just wanted people to post about the some of the most creative or perverted things that they've done at work or with food... in my instance, i can knock them all out with one picture... 
:LOL:... you can post pics or just tell us about it... think hard about it and come up with something good...
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for some reason, the picture disappeared earlier... but it should be working now...
me and my friend janet were bored one day at work, so she started making a bread penis... so, i decided that if she was making a bread dick, then i had to make bread tits... and then, each of our dirty minds took over and we created the masterpiece that we like to call "pearl necklace"... ...
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EllisDee said: for some reason, the picture disappeared earlier... anyway, the link to the picture is http://www10.brinkster.co...ace.jpg... me and my friend janet were bored one day at work, so she started making a bread penis... so, i decided that if she was making a bread dick, then i had to make bread tits...
and then, each of our dirty minds took over and we created the masterpiece that we like to call "pearl necklace"... ...HTTP1.1 STATUS 403 Remote Access to this object forbidden This file cannot be directly accessed from a remote site, but must be linked through the Brinkster Member's site.  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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To answer your question, I can only say that I've had several orgasms at work
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INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: for some reason, the picture disappeared earlier... me and my friend janet were bored one day at work, so she started making a bread penis... so, i decided that if she was making a bread dick, then i had to make bread tits...
and then, each of our dirty minds took over and we created the masterpiece that we like to call "pearl necklace"... ...HTTP1.1 STATUS 403 Remote Access to this object forbidden This file cannot be directly accessed from a remote site, but must be linked through the Brinkster Member's site.  ... grr... i will get that taken care of...[This message was edited Sat Mar 8 13:51:44 PST 2003 by EllisDee] Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: ... grr... i will get that taken care of...mmkay... 
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INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: ... grr... i will get that taken care of...mmkay...
it has been taken care of... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: .
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:LOL:... 
dude, this is my 999th post...  [This message was edited Sat Mar 8 13:56:31 PST 2003 by INSATIABLE] Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: EllisDee said: .
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:LOL:...
dude, this is my 999th post...
[This message was edited Sat Mar 8 13:56:31 PST 2003 by INSATIABLE] and what a special post it was... i feel honored... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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Uh, where do you work?
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minneapolisgenius said: Uh, where do you work?
(Note to self: never go there) oh come on... it's not like we're going to serve it to the customers... :LOL:... and if we did, everything there is edible... bread... mayo... spicy mustard... olives... various seeds and oats... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: Uh, where do you work?
(Note to self: never go there) oh come on... it's not like we're going to serve it to the customers... :LOL:... and if we did, everything there is edible... bread... mayo... spicy mustard... olives... various seeds and oats... Yeah, but how do I know what that white stuff really is?  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Someone i know violated a life-sized cut out of
Paula Abdul a couple of years ago, with some kiwi fruit and a banana, and some bread dough... He worked on this under the watchful eye of our company camera...amazing! Nothing happened to him. I know someone else who was suspended for making a penis out of bread dough...one of his supervisors saw it... Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Revolution said: Someone i know violated a life-sized cut out of
Paula Abdul a couple of years ago, with some kiwi fruit and a banana, and some bread dough... He worked on this under the watchful eye of our company camera...amazing! Nothing happened to him. I know someone else who was suspended for making a penis out of bread dough...one of his supervisors saw it... I think this someone is you...  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: Uh, where do you work?
(Note to self: never go there) oh come on... it's not like we're going to serve it to the customers... :LOL:... and if we did, everything there is edible... bread... mayo... spicy mustard... olives... various seeds and oats... Yeah, but how do I know what that white stuff really is? you could taste it... ... trust me, it's mayo... it's lite mayo even... ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: Uh, where do you work?
(Note to self: never go there) oh come on... it's not like we're going to serve it to the customers... :LOL:... and if we did, everything there is edible... bread... mayo... spicy mustard... olives... various seeds and oats... Yeah, but how do I know what that white stuff really is? you could taste it... ... trust me, it's mayo... it's lite mayo even... ...Yeah, and it has a lot of protein I bet?  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: Uh, where do you work?
(Note to self: never go there) oh come on... it's not like we're going to serve it to the customers... :LOL:... and if we did, everything there is edible... bread... mayo... spicy mustard... olives... various seeds and oats... Yeah, but how do I know what that white stuff really is? you could taste it... ... trust me, it's mayo... it's lite mayo even... ...Yeah, and it has a lot of protein I bet? i actually don't think that anything used had any protein in it... trust me... it's all food... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: Uh, where do you work?
(Note to self: never go there) oh come on... it's not like we're going to serve it to the customers... :LOL:... and if we did, everything there is edible... bread... mayo... spicy mustard... olives... various seeds and oats... Yeah, but how do I know what that white stuff really is? you could taste it... ... trust me, it's mayo... it's lite mayo even... ...Yeah, and it has a lot of protein I bet? i actually don't think that anything used had any protein in it... trust me... it's all food... Oh, you were serious about the mayo thing! 
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minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: Uh, where do you work?
(Note to self: never go there) oh come on... it's not like we're going to serve it to the customers... :LOL:... and if we did, everything there is edible... bread... mayo... spicy mustard... olives... various seeds and oats... Yeah, but how do I know what that white stuff really is? you could taste it... ... trust me, it's mayo... it's lite mayo even... ...Yeah, and it has a lot of protein I bet? i actually don't think that anything used had any protein in it... trust me... it's all food... Oh, you were serious about the mayo thing!
Listen to me with my dirty mind. yes... geez... :LOL:... did you think i was just jacking off there in the back of the store... :LOL:... i'm sure that janet would've appreciated that too... we squeezed the mayo out of a squirt bottle so that it would have that look... but trust me, it's mayo... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: Uh, where do you work?
(Note to self: never go there) oh come on... it's not like we're going to serve it to the customers... :LOL:... and if we did, everything there is edible... bread... mayo... spicy mustard... olives... various seeds and oats... Yeah, but how do I know what that white stuff really is? you could taste it... ... trust me, it's mayo... it's lite mayo even... ...Yeah, and it has a lot of protein I bet? i actually don't think that anything used had any protein in it... trust me... it's all food... Oh, you were serious about the mayo thing!
Listen to me with my dirty mind. yes... geez... :LOL:... did you think i was just jacking off there in the back of the store... :LOL:... i'm sure that janet would've appreciated that too... we squeezed the mayo out of a squirt bottle so that it would have that look... but trust me, it's mayo... Okay, I believe you.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: Uh, where do you work?
(Note to self: never go there) oh come on... it's not like we're going to serve it to the customers... :LOL:... and if we did, everything there is edible... bread... mayo... spicy mustard... olives... various seeds and oats... Yeah, but how do I know what that white stuff really is? you could taste it... ... trust me, it's mayo... it's lite mayo even... ...Yeah, and it has a lot of protein I bet? i actually don't think that anything used had any protein in it... trust me... it's all food... Oh, you were serious about the mayo thing!
Listen to me with my dirty mind. yes... geez... :LOL:... did you think i was just jacking off there in the back of the store... :LOL:... i'm sure that janet would've appreciated that too... we squeezed the mayo out of a squirt bottle so that it would have that look... but trust me, it's mayo... Okay, I believe you. some people... you need to wash your mind out with soap... :LOL:... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: Uh, where do you work?
(Note to self: never go there) oh come on... it's not like we're going to serve it to the customers... :LOL:... and if we did, everything there is edible... bread... mayo... spicy mustard... olives... various seeds and oats... Yeah, but how do I know what that white stuff really is? you could taste it... ... trust me, it's mayo... it's lite mayo even... ...Yeah, and it has a lot of protein I bet? i actually don't think that anything used had any protein in it... trust me... it's all food... Oh, you were serious about the mayo thing!
Listen to me with my dirty mind. yes... geez... :LOL:... did you think i was just jacking off there in the back of the store... :LOL:... i'm sure that janet would've appreciated that too... we squeezed the mayo out of a squirt bottle so that it would have that look... but trust me, it's mayo... Okay, I believe you. some people... you need to wash your mind out with soap... :LOL:... Yeah, maybe I do. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Hey wait a minute!  Look at the title of your thread?! It even has the word perverted in it!
And I'm not the one sculpting genitals out of bread dough either! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Hey wait a minute!
Look at the title of your thread?! It even has the word perverted in it!
And I'm not the one sculpting genitals out of bread dough either! it's perverted because it's a food representation of a pearl necklace... not because i blew my load onto it...  ...
such nastiness... :LOL: Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: Hey wait a minute!
Look at the title of your thread?! It even has the word perverted in it!
And I'm not the one sculpting genitals out of bread dough either! it's perverted because it's a food representation of a pearl necklace... not because i blew my load onto it... ...
such nastiness... :LOL: Yeah, that was the first thing I noticed about that picture. The beautiful representation of a pearl necklace, lovingly painted onto an artfully designed dough sculpture. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: Hey wait a minute!
Look at the title of your thread?! It even has the word perverted in it!
And I'm not the one sculpting genitals out of bread dough either! it's perverted because it's a food representation of a pearl necklace... not because i blew my load onto it... ...
such nastiness... :LOL: Yeah, that was the first thing I noticed about that picture. The beautiful representation of a pearl necklace, lovingly painted onto an artfully designed dough sculpture. and don't forget the tasteful cardboard sign with the sharpie engraved heading "pearl necklace"...  ... it's a masterpiece... much time and love was put into the making of this... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: Hey wait a minute!
Look at the title of your thread?! It even has the word perverted in it!
And I'm not the one sculpting genitals out of bread dough either! it's perverted because it's a food representation of a pearl necklace... not because i blew my load onto it... ...
such nastiness... :LOL: Yeah, that was the first thing I noticed about that picture. The beautiful representation of a pearl necklace, lovingly painted onto an artfully designed dough sculpture. and don't forget the tasteful cardboard sign with the sharpie engraved heading "pearl necklace"... ... it's a masterpiece... much time and love was put into the making of this...I can see that. You should be commended for your hard work. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: EllisDee said: minneapolisgenius said: Hey wait a minute!
Look at the title of your thread?! It even has the word perverted in it!
And I'm not the one sculpting genitals out of bread dough either! it's perverted because it's a food representation of a pearl necklace... not because i blew my load onto it... ...
such nastiness... :LOL: Yeah, that was the first thing I noticed about that picture. The beautiful representation of a pearl necklace, lovingly painted onto an artfully designed dough sculpture. and don't forget the tasteful cardboard sign with the sharpie engraved heading "pearl necklace"... ... it's a masterpiece... much time and love was put into the making of this...I can see that. You should be commended for your hard work. yes... the org may commence commending... ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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commend me, damn you... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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