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1-day employment joke My 1 day employment
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day..... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work. unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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LOL [Edited 5/28/09 18:46pm] | |
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Funny each time I hear it
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alphastreet said: was she black? Sorry, I had to. No actually you didn't have to. | |
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I blame my countertransference on that..... | |
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Vendetta1 said: alphastreet said: was she black? Sorry, I had to. No actually you didn't have to.I agree. | |
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Sorry for offending you. I've edited it. | |
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funkpill said: Funny each time I hear it
my mom sent it to me and I chuckled. unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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alphastreet said: Sorry for offending you. I've edited it.
unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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Vendetta1 said: alphastreet said: was she black? Sorry, I had to. No actually you didn't have to.And it was a joke in the first damn place, you dummy. SHE DIDN'T EXIST. [Edited 5/29/09 8:28am] | |
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don't be hard on alpha... unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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Vendetta1 said: alphastreet said: was she black? Sorry, I had to. No actually you didn't have to.Le prego di non toccare la macchina per favore! | |
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ThirdandFinal said: Vendetta1 said: No actually you didn't have to.
unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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PunkMistress said: Vendetta1 said: No actually you didn't have to.
And it was a joke in the first damn place, you dummy. SHE DIDN'T EXIST. [Edited 5/29/09 8:28am] | |
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LMAO!!!
Smooches;) | |
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alphastreet said: Sorry for offending you. I've edited it.
That is all good, pumpkin | |
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Don't you wish sometimes you could be that abruptly HONEST at work? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: Don't you wish sometimes you could be that abruptly HONEST at work? unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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peacenlovealways said: My 1 day employment
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day..... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work. Nice one I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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I just like that after she said I can't believe someone slept with you twice she followed it with, "have a good day and thanks for shopping at wal-mart." unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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peacenlovealways said: My 1 day employment
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day..... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work. too funny. Eventhough its just a joke I honestly I don't see that as a reason to be fired but thats just me | |
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