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Ageing This is an amusing little "observation" I just received by email and I thought I'd share it.
L I F E Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions." How old are you? "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16 ! And then the greatest day of your life... you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony... YOU BECOME 21. YESSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 . . . and your dreams are gone. But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday, Thursday, Friday etc..! You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I was JUST 92." Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!" May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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I guess I'm bad milk then. | |
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heh. life is weird that way huh?
they've discovered the fundamental key to aging, lately. has to do with the way cell tissue degenerates. maybe sometime soon we'll be living till we're 200. | |
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althom said: I guess I'm bad milk then.
Me too! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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i dont know 31 has been awsome for me
sour milk... naaa more like richer taste | |
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Isn't this a George Carlin routine? ==========================
LICK MY MAJIK NIPPLE!!! | |
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Boob said: Isn't this a George Carlin routine?
Boob! You're gonna sag when you get old! | |
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2the9s said: Boob said: Isn't this a George Carlin routine?
Boob! You're gonna sag when you get old! Like a couple of socks with sand in them. ==========================
LICK MY MAJIK NIPPLE!!! | |
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2the9s said: Boob said: Isn't this a George Carlin routine?
Boob! You're gonna sag when you get old! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Boob said: 2the9s said: Boob said: Isn't this a George Carlin routine?
Boob! You're gonna sag when you get old! Like a couple of socks with sand in them. Like in "There's Something About Mary". When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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I'm 16, and I wish I was still 10. Just shot your email to hell, didn't I?
More and more I realize I'm getting too old, and the best part of my life was before I hit double digits. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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45 was cool til i get 50
50 GONNA BE ANTHER BOMB ASS YEAR!!! 3 to go and i'm planning it even now... I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME ™ | |
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bkw said: Boob said: 2the9s said: Boob said: Isn't this a George Carlin routine?
Boob! You're gonna sag when you get old! Like a couple of socks with sand in them. Like in "There's Something About Mary". Oh no! I just got a bad mental picture there. | |
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Eye'm not worried about ageing, eye'm 37 and eye still look very young, eye'v also been told that eye sound very young on the phone. | |
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Paisley said: Eye'm not worried about ageing, eye'm 37 and eye still look very young, eye'v also been told that eye sound very young on the phone.
Lol Paisley, Im 36 and holding!! Well at least for 4 more days!! Dear God, am i gonna wake up and BLOOMP!! It's all sagging to the floor? | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: Paisley said: Eye'm not worried about ageing, eye'm 37 and eye still look very young, eye'v also been told that eye sound very young on the phone.
Lol Paisley, Im 36 and holding!! Well at least for 4 more days!! Dear God, am i gonna wake up and BLOOMP!! It's all sagging to the floor? CAN I GET THAT LOOK... before all that happens I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME ™ | |
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00769BAD said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Paisley said: Eye'm not worried about ageing, eye'm 37 and eye still look very young, eye'v also been told that eye sound very young on the phone.
Lol Paisley, Im 36 and holding!! Well at least for 4 more days!! Dear God, am i gonna wake up and BLOOMP!! It's all sagging to the floor? CAN I GET THAT LOOK... before all that happens NASTY LITTLE FREAK | |
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00769BAD said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Paisley said: Eye'm not worried about ageing, eye'm 37 and eye still look very young, eye'v also been told that eye sound very young on the phone.
Lol Paisley, Im 36 and holding!! Well at least for 4 more days!! Dear God, am i gonna wake up and BLOOMP!! It's all sagging to the floor? CAN I GET THAT LOOK... before all that happens BEHAVE DAMN IT!!! :NONO: | |
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Deja vu | |
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Aging is overrated.I feel as good at 232 as i did at 118 | |
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I'm 2 years away from 30 but people say i'm still like a little mischievous boy so that's cool. The trick is to stay youthful in your mind and spirit. | |
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