SCNDLS said:

do you really have to ask?

peacenlovealways said:

what is wrong with your real name?

ZombieKitten said:

Nonofya Business?

PANDURITO said:

nunya for short, which is quite a nice name really

ZombieKitten said:

Nice.

Besides Lisa is not that beautiful. At least in Spanish. It means plain, straight, no tits

PANDURITO said:

that's my sister's name!

PANDURITO said:

Then I guess that fits me.... I'm plain and not big up there.

ZombieKitten said:

it's long and every time I tell people my name I feel uncomfortable telling people it.

peacenlovealways said:

but do YOU like it?

uhhm, i'm sorta big in the hips.

ZombieKitten said:

I think it's me and I feel it fits who I am. so yep.

peacenlovealways said:

so don't go changing it, silly!

ZombieKitten said:

Say'qua

JuliePurplehead said:

say whaaa?

Conrad. I mean, think about it.

Let's see...

Perrier Evian
Gigolo
Lavivivivida
Princesses (yes, the plural)
[Edited 5/27/09 20:53pm]

Wofango.

She wrote a note on the envelope which read "Don't laugh. I am someone's mother."

I took care of a child (imma nurse) -Imagine Demaricle.
One was named Iceland. I thought there would be a good story behind that, but there wasn't. She just liked the name. I knew both a child and an older woman named Precious.Another kid's name was Devotion. It's a boy. They call him Devo-that is cute.
A mom of a kid was named Cinderella. Another was Tafetta.
I went to school with a Honi. She was a good friend of mine.

ZombieKitten said:

Erm, well... Lisa is also Swedish for big-breasted-sister or something like that

Well I guess my people have officially joined the ranks.
I just got a friend request from another Gascot (my last name, distant cousins find my websites online all the time).
His name is Kasim and runs or works for (or something) for GHETTO TV.

I just saw we got a KaSheena in the family too.

Haaaay Holla.
[Edited 5/28/09 18:30pm]

That R&B singer Houston, the one who gouged his own eye out a few years back? His mother's name is LaTylanol.

hokie

sinamontoastapher.

My real name is Tane, but thast actually not African ghetto, its a proper Maori word meaning 'man'. But if you put anything on the ened then it becomes ghetto eg Taneadra, Tanisha, Taneshquah, Taneniqua, Tanetay tay Tanequiqui

.
[Edited 5/30/09 20:39pm]

Heres some more I found on a site

RayShawn
LaDiamond
LaJazmine
Cocaine Corvette Jones
Marijuana Keymah Jone
Ladeontre
Saveontray
Germanique
Cristal
Porshe
Platinumiquah Latreece
Shyique
Raheem Malikah Shebazzanequah

Not really ghetto, but my best mate has neighbours who have named their kids, Ben and Jerry. Always makes me chuckle.

When my brother was in first grade (in southeast Minneapolis), he had a classmate named 'Marijuana,' but the teacher made the other students call her 'Mary.'

There was a story going 'round quite some time ago about a woman who thought she was pregnant with one baby but ended up having twins. She named one of them something like 'Virginia' and named the other 'Vagina.' I don't have the courage needed to google this story.

Le-a, pronounced 'Ledashia'.