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ZombieKitten said: Byron said: - when you ask someone a simple question and instead of giving you a simple answer they ask YOU a question instead, as if your original question was not important enough to address lol
  ...how do you mean? morningsong said: Byron said: I have a question....who the !#$! are Jon and Kate? lol
 You don't watch TLC do you? Why not just answer my question and tell me who they are? lol ... | |
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Byron said: ZombieKitten said: You don't watch TLC do you? Why not just answer my question and tell me who they are? lol ...who?  | |
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ZombieKitten said: Byron said: Why not just answer my question and tell me who they are? lol ...who? Precisely lol | |
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sapphiregirl said: PunkMistress said: What?  When I'm on the computer and someone, who has a big stomach, looks over my shoulder to see what I'm doing. I just hate the violation of personal space. Which brings me to my 7th pet peeve: 7. People who I don't know or I'm aggravated with getting to close to me (within a foot). Yes! I was sitting near the copy machine and another teacher squeezed in to make copies! I had her flabby ass on my neck, so I leaned forward... 
THEN she turned around and started talking to someone else. I finally got up and let put a big sigh. She kept right on 
 "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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1. When your friends' friends(who are strangers to you) get TOO fimiliar with you just because your friends do and somehow they feel like they don't wanna be left out. Many a times I had to put somebody on the spot when they tried to pull that shit on me.
2. Stuck up people(rich or poor). 3. Wiggers - I feel like suffocating somebody whenever I see them  what a bunch of frauds. And on that note....
4. Naturally proper talking black people who feel like they need to switch the "ebonics" key whenever they come to my side of town. I HATE that, just be yourself. TRUST ME, people are not fooled nor impressed. 5. Easily offended people who always try to go far on your ass knowing good & goddamn well that you can shut them up for the whole evening with just 2 words. 7. Grown ass people's obsession with Star Wars/Star Treck 
8. Waiters who treat you with a stanky attitude and then have the nerve to expect tipping,,,,,what planet did you fall on your head from, bitch? 
9. Parents who name their kids after CARS or a fancy brand of alcohol And on that note..
10. Parents who take SO MUCH SHIT from their spoiled lil' bastard kids I heard this mother getting cussed the fuck out for not buying her lil' mutant child a pair of "sneakers". If my child speaks to me with a HINT of attitude in their tone, oooooh | |
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^^ I agree with everything except #7. Don't mess with my Star Wars and Star Trek! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: ^^ I agree with everything except #7. Don't mess with my Star Wars and Star Trek!
I mean, don't get me wrong, I used to be fascinated with that stuff during my adolescent year but now it seems tame to me.
You should've seen my husband when he took us to he opening, the damn near came in his pants through out the movie it was SO cringe worthy.[Edited 5/26/09 4:54am] | |
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Harlepolis said: chocolate1 said: ^^ I agree with everything except #7. Don't mess with my Star Wars and Star Trek!
I mean, don't get me wrong, I used to be fascinated with that stuff during my adolescent year but now it seems tame to me.
You should've seen my husband when he took us to he opening, the damn near came in his pants through out the movie it was SO cringe worthy.
[Edited 5/26/09 4:54am] Oh, nah... it ain't THAT serious! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Byron said: Lammastide said: This one's easy to fix. Just trip them.   ...Oh, yeah, they'll definitely say "thank you" after I do that lol  Yeah, I see your point.  Well, at least you'll feel heartily avenged! Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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MajesticOne89 said: SCNDLS said: Left is for PASSING muthafuckas!!!  Not only that, but I HATE when people think they're fast in their little honda civics and rev the crap out of their cars with that loud ass shitty sounding fart can of an exhaust I get that ALL the time, mofos trynna challenge me, especially at stoplights. | |
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SCNDLS said: MajesticOne89 said: Not only that, but I HATE when people think they're fast in their little honda civics and rev the crap out of their cars with that loud ass shitty sounding fart can of an exhaust I get that ALL the time, mofos trynna challenge me, especially at stoplights. My car may be old, but U'll eat my purple dust! I don't play that! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Harlepolis said: I dont anderctand pepol obsesion weth spiling....
Oh yeh..hoever that pirson is 
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People who leave a swallow of milk or juice in the container. Nothing worse than going to the fridge to get something to drink and there's a tablespoon of it left. JUST DRINK THE WHOLE GATDANG THING ALREADY!!!
another one People who hog up two parking spots. Why the fuck why?? and while we're at it People who park in the handicapped zone when they are not handicapped (don't have a placard or DL plate). That's just wrong. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: another pet peeve. double dipping!! don't suck it or bite it then stick it back in the dip! other people might want some (dip).
[Edited 5/24/09 21:50pm] Why you so Uptighgt bout that just cuz you had an unplesant Xperience dont mean its always a bad thing..double dipping CAN be fun if mawfuckas be careful and USe some lube. not some Walgreen cheapo lube thouhg cuz that shitt s sticky likke a mawfucka and causes burning after a while. It aint no fun if the homies cant have none you know that. peeps dont realize that its not neceserily bout the double vag shitt ...yalll gotta be smoove with htat approach...take yur time and do it right.. I was hesitant butt then I gave it a SHoT ...no biggie boaut sticking it back in cuzz you know its all good as long as you wrap it up man.its all about the right lube and feelin sexy.gotts 2 b in the right mood, thats all baby RUDY sekksin it in the o nine !    
:tonk:Rudy Aint scared of SHITTT this summer ! Imma have FUN htis season.   :3way:Exhausting threesomes butt you only live once      
I hate it when folks burp ... I once sexxed thi s chick she was madd furry doen south and she´d burp rihgt in2 my ear when she felled like it.....Butt we had mad fun. [Edited 5/26/09 10:32am] [Edited 5/26/09 10:33am] | |
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RudyIsBackForGood said: DesireeNevermind said: another pet peeve. double dipping!! don't suck it or bite it then stick it back in the dip! other people might want some (dip).
[Edited 5/24/09 21:50pm] Why you so Uptighgt bout that just cuz you had an unplesant Xperience dont mean its always a bad thing..double dipping CAN be fun if mawfuckas be careful and USe some lube. not some Walgreen cheapo lube thouhg cuz that shitt s sticky likke a mawfucka and causes burning after a while. It aint no fun if the homies cant have none you know that. peeps dont realize that its not neceserily bout the double vag shitt ...yalll gotta be smoove with htat approach...take yur time and do it right.. I was hesitant butt then I gave it a SHoT ...no biggie boaut sticking it back in cuzz you know its all good as long as you wrap it up man.its all about the right lube and feelin sexy.gotts 2 b in the right mood, thats all baby W to the T to the F????? Step away from the porn...slowly so you don't hurt yourself!! | |
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Cellphone/Banking ads that mention "Life" | |
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DesireeNevermind said: RudyIsBackForGood said: Why you so Uptighgt bout that just cuz you had an unplesant Xperience dont mean its always a bad thing..double dipping CAN be fun if mawfuckas be careful and USe some lube. not some Walgreen cheapo lube thouhg cuz that shitt s sticky likke a mawfucka and causes burning after a while. It aint no fun if the homies cant have none you know that. peeps dont realize that its not neceserily bout the double vag shitt ...yalll gotta be smoove with htat approach...take yur time and do it right.. I was hesitant butt then I gave it a SHoT ...no biggie boaut sticking it back in cuzz you know its all good as long as you wrap it up man.its all about the right lube and feelin sexy.gotts 2 b in the right mood, thats all baby W to the T to the F????? Step away from the porn...slowly so you don't hurt yourself!! you republican ? Sorry didnt wanna hurt your ffelingss | |
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RudyIsBackForGood said: DesireeNevermind said: W to the T to the F????? Step away from the porn...slowly so you don't hurt yourself!! you republican ? Sorry didnt wanna hurt your ffelingss Im sayin' git yo wart infested cock outta my spinach dip for I whoop yo azz!!!! On second thought take it with you and tell yo tranny girlfriend to put down the silverware cuz this aint no yardsale. I hate throwing house parties cuz the wrong muthafuckas show up like THEY would ever get an invite. PET PEEVE ALERT!!! | |
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DesireeNevermind said: RudyIsBackForGood said: you republican ? Sorry didnt wanna hurt your ffelingss Im sayin' git yo wart infested cock outta my spinach dip for I whoop yo azz!!!! On second thought take it with you and tell yo tranny girlfriend to put down the silverware cuz this aint no yardsale. I hate throwing house parties cuz the wrong muthafuckas show up like THEY would ever get an invite. PET PEEVE ALERT!!!  at you fools! | |
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SCNDLS said: DesireeNevermind said: Im sayin' git yo wart infested cock outta my spinach dip for I whoop yo azz!!!! On second thought take it with you and tell yo tranny girlfriend to put down the silverware cuz this aint no yardsale. I hate throwing house parties cuz the wrong muthafuckas show up like THEY would ever get an invite. PET PEEVE ALERT!!! at you fools! rudy ray moore tryna ghettofy my thread! | |
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RudyIsBackForGood said: Why you so Uptighgt bout that just cuz you had an unplesant Xperience dont mean its always a bad thing..double dipping CAN be fun if mawfuckas be careful and USe some lube. not some Walgreen cheapo lube thouhg cuz that shitt s sticky likke a mawfucka and causes burning after a while. It aint no fun if the homies cant have none you know that. peeps dont realize that its not neceserily bout the double vag shitt ...yalll gotta be smoove with htat approach...take yur time and do it right.. I was hesitant butt then I gave it a SHoT ...no biggie boaut sticking it back in cuzz you know its all good as long as you wrap it up man.its all about the right lube and feelin sexy.gotts 2 b in the right mood, thats all baby RUDY sekksin it in the o nine !
:tonk:Rudy Aint scared of SHITTT this summer ! Imma have FUN htis season. :3way:Exhausting threesomes butt you only live once
I hate it when folks burp ... I once sexxed thi s chick she was madd furry doen south and she´d burp rihgt in2 my ear when she felled like it.....Butt we had mad fun. Rudy is currently studying for a masters degree in English Literature at Harvard, and chairs the Harvard Ladies' Romantic Fiction Circle. | |
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8. Being nagged to clean. Randomly.
9. Not being able to find tasteful (casual) size 12 shoes in shoe stores. 10. The lack of decent plus size clothing. Really, everything they make for us moo moo quality. That's why I want to learn how to make my own clothes.... 11. How the characters on cartoons (adventure and fighting genres) always have to talk for an entire episode before they finally decide to kick each other's ass. God help us all if there is a flash back...
12. How I look totally different when I wear my hair down...that's more of a personal pet peeve though. 13. How everytime I get a voicemail on my cellphone, and I delete it, it will still keep sending me the exact same one. It takes weeks to just clear the freaken icon. Stupid virgin mobile! Let's have a little fun....
If you win, I'll give you 50$ If I win, you have to get a lobotomy. A win win situation your you. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: RudyIsBackForGood said: you republican ? Sorry didnt wanna hurt your ffelingss Im sayin' git yo wart infested cock outta my spinach dip for I whoop yo azz!!!! On second thought take it with you and tell yo tranny girlfriend to put down the silverware cuz this aint no yardsale. I hate throwing house parties cuz the wrong muthafuckas show up like THEY would ever get an invite. PET PEEVE ALERT!!! ???Wha ? :confuse:Wsup wit u girl ? I aint got no problems with your spinach whatsoever...all I m saying is different strokes for different folks you know..I live 4 LUV u know ? I aint in2 no fighting shitt. I live 4 LUV !  m all about 
Butt you just  :bluv:me likke that ? sup wiht that ?
Im all about   :tonk:THIS SEASON you know? cuz life is short.t
all im sayin is it dont have to be painfull if done correct. I was a jealous mofo too U know ? butt then I changed.. its progress U know? Im more in2 sum HEDONISTIC shitt these days, aint got no time for beef and worries. As Bob Marley once said, sooo much trubble in the world. no need for hatin I still have nuttin butt luv for ya.   
you hott. i m hott ...we good ! peace.  | |
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Harlepolis said: 1. When your friends' friends(who are strangers to you) get TOO fimiliar with you just because your friends do and somehow they feel like they don't wanna be left out. Many a times I had to put somebody on the spot when they tried to pull that shit on me.
2. Stuck up people(rich or poor). 3. Wiggers - I feel like suffocating somebody whenever I see them what a bunch of frauds. And on that note....
4. Naturally proper talking black people who feel like they need to switch the "ebonics" key whenever they come to my side of town. I HATE that, just be yourself. TRUST ME, people are not fooled nor impressed. 5. Easily offended people who always try to go far on your ass knowing good & goddamn well that you can shut them up for the whole evening with just 2 words. 7. Grown ass people's obsession with Star Wars/Star Treck
8. Waiters who treat you with a stanky attitude and then have the nerve to expect tipping,,,,,what planet did you fall on your head from, bitch?
9. Parents who name their kids after CARS or a fancy brand of alcohol And on that note..
10. Parents who take SO MUCH SHIT from their spoiled lil' bastard kids I heard this mother getting cussed the fuck out for not buying her lil' mutant child a pair of "sneakers". If my child speaks to me with a HINT of attitude in their tone, oooooh And on that note: 14. Having to hear black people tease ("you act white...blah, blah)", Having to be considered a genius ("You should be a rocket scientist"), and being treated like an outsider, all because I choose to use proper grammar and subject verb agreement when I speak. My boyfriend, my brother, and I alway go thru social hell just because of how we speak and choose to conduct ourselves.... Let's have a little fun....
If you win, I'll give you 50$ If I win, you have to get a lobotomy. A win win situation your you. | |
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sapphiregirl said: Harlepolis said: 1. When your friends' friends(who are strangers to you) get TOO fimiliar with you just because your friends do and somehow they feel like they don't wanna be left out. Many a times I had to put somebody on the spot when they tried to pull that shit on me.
2. Stuck up people(rich or poor). 3. Wiggers - I feel like suffocating somebody whenever I see them what a bunch of frauds. And on that note....
4. Naturally proper talking black people who feel like they need to switch the "ebonics" key whenever they come to my side of town. I HATE that, just be yourself. TRUST ME, people are not fooled nor impressed. 5. Easily offended people who always try to go far on your ass knowing good & goddamn well that you can shut them up for the whole evening with just 2 words. 7. Grown ass people's obsession with Star Wars/Star Treck
8. Waiters who treat you with a stanky attitude and then have the nerve to expect tipping,,,,,what planet did you fall on your head from, bitch?
9. Parents who name their kids after CARS or a fancy brand of alcohol And on that note..
10. Parents who take SO MUCH SHIT from their spoiled lil' bastard kids I heard this mother getting cussed the fuck out for not buying her lil' mutant child a pair of "sneakers". If my child speaks to me with a HINT of attitude in their tone, oooooh And on that note: 14. Having to hear black people tease ("you act white...blah, blah)", Having to be considered a genius ("You should be a rocket scientist"), and being treated like an outsider, all because I choose to use proper grammar and subject verb agreement when I speak. My boyfriend, my brother, and I alway go thru social hell just because of how we speak and choose to conduct ourselves.... Ahhh you just need to steer clear of the ghetto. **cough** I mean the inner city. | |
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People who drive really slow on the freeway but really fast in residential areas. Doesn't make a lick of sense | |
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RudyIsBackForGood said: DesireeNevermind said: Im sayin' git yo wart infested cock outta my spinach dip for I whoop yo azz!!!! On second thought take it with you and tell yo tranny girlfriend to put down the silverware cuz this aint no yardsale. I hate throwing house parties cuz the wrong muthafuckas show up like THEY would ever get an invite. PET PEEVE ALERT!!! ???Wha ? :confuse:Wsup wit u girl ? I aint got no problems with your spinach whatsoever...all I m saying is different strokes for different folks you know..I live 4 LUV u know ? I aint in2 no fighting shitt. I live 4 LUV ! m all about
Butt you just :bluv:me likke that ? sup wiht that ?
Im all about :tonk:THIS SEASON you know? cuz life is short.t
all im sayin is it dont have to be painfull if done correct. I was a jealous mofo too U know ? butt then I changed.. its progress U know? Im more in2 sum HEDONISTIC shitt these days, aint got no time for beef and worries. As Bob Marley once said, sooo much trubble in the world. no need for hatin I still have nuttin butt luv for ya.
you hott. i m hott ...we good ! peace. Oh Alright!!! You can watch the porn...but turn the volume up, I can't hear what the midget is saying to the really hot fireman. Oh forget it...her mouth is full. | |
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RudyIsBackForGood said: DesireeNevermind said: Im sayin' git yo wart infested cock outta my spinach dip for I whoop yo azz!!!! On second thought take it with you and tell yo tranny girlfriend to put down the silverware cuz this aint no yardsale. I hate throwing house parties cuz the wrong muthafuckas show up like THEY would ever get an invite. PET PEEVE ALERT!!! ???Wha ? :confuse:Wsup wit u girl ? I aint got no problems with your spinach whatsoever...all I m saying is different strokes for different folks you know..I live 4 LUV u know ? I aint in2 no fighting shitt. I live 4 LUV ! m all about
Butt you just :bluv:me likke that ? sup wiht that ?
Im all about :tonk:THIS SEASON you know? cuz life is short.t
all im sayin is it dont have to be painfull if done correct. I was a jealous mofo too U know ? butt then I changed.. its progress U know? Im more in2 sum HEDONISTIC shitt these days, aint got no time for beef and worries. As Bob Marley once said, sooo much trubble in the world. no need for hatin I still have nuttin butt luv for ya.
you hott. i m hott ...we good ! peace. Rudy lists his hobbies as needlepoint, hill-walking and double vag shitt. | |
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sapphiregirl said: 8. Being nagged to clean. Randomly. YES!
9. Not being able to find tasteful (casual) size 12 shoes in shoe stores. YES! 10. The lack of decent plus size clothing. Really, everything they make for us moo moo quality. That's why I want to learn how to make my own clothes.... I FELL YA! | |
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