New topic
Printable| Author | Message |
A Man And Woman Meet In A Bar And start to dance. She comments on how the man is a wonderful dancer. He says, not bad for a man with a wooden leg, eh? She says, yeah right, you don't have a wooden leg. Well watch. So he unscrewed his leg and proved it to her. Later, dropping her off at home he kisses her and she say's my you embrace me divinely. He says not bad for a man with a wooden arm, huh? They go inside and play cards with her parents. She say's, my you play a wonderful game of cards. He say's not bad for a guy with a wooden head eh? She say's you don't have a wooden head. He say's come into the next room and I'll show you. The parents waited quite a while but finally look and sure enough he was screwing his head off.  | |
- E-mail - orgNote -  Report post to moderator |
 *rimshot* Funny. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
[Edited 5/22/09 2:28am] | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Happy Friday, Folks! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Happy Friday  With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| Happy Friday! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Happy Friday! I hope everyone has a fun and safe weekend!!!! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Thanks Funk. Happy friday. cant go wrong. Partyyy. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
woodpecker alert!  happy friday funky! She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
emm said: woodpecker alert!
happy friday funky!Actually I thought that was gonna be the punchline lol..."Not bad for a guy with a wooden pecker..." | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
 Happy Friday!Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
|
Happy Friday Funkhoney!!! I'm firmly planted in denial |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
  'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
 | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
oh dear... lol One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
 "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
noimageatall said:  That's nasty, April With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
noimageatall said: I'm telling mom!!!
LOL | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |