A minivan and driver for Wednesday to cross the border into Cambodia and come back for my visa (got to leave and re-enter every 90 days). The reason for the minivan and driver is because I'm hoping it will make the trip seem more fun if we can just chill in the back listening to Thai pop-rock and playing 'shithead'.

If only Imago were here we could do a road trip together and talk about sports and compare our scars from bar fights.

So anyway, what awful shit do you try in vain to dress up as fun knowing all the while it's crap/annoying/tedious/unpleasant?

trips to the supermarket with the kids

ehhh, except there isn't anything I can do to make that pleasant so I go with it and enjoy how much they hate coming along and torment them mercilessly by adding more and more and more items to my shopping list and grossly overestimating the expected length of time in the store

ZombieKitten said:

You're quite possibly an evil person.

Fauxie said:

ZombieKitten said:

What do you estimate the expected length of this thread will be?

Fauxie said:

you're not going to like the answer

ZombieKitten said:

By not telling me straight away you've unwittingly made the thread surpass my original expectations. Any answer you could give now could only serve to send my low self-worth when it comes to starting threads skyrocketing towards near-normal.

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[Edited 4/6/09 5:42am]

Fauxie said:

http://thegeneralsituatio...minds.html
did you read this?

ZombieKitten said:

Oh my god.

Fauxie said:

I wouldn't have batted an eyelid at the original thread, but in this context I nearly wet myself think of how poor Prince must feel

ZombieKitten said:

It's hilarious. I don't think I was actually on the original thread, despite being mentioned by Supa. Reading through it it just sounds so familiar, all the regular protagonists, exactly as they post here every day. His sheer horror is brilliant. I can't even imagine how he must've felt.

Fauxie said:

Every weekend when it's time to clean the house, I try to turn up the music and convince the kids that we can make it fun.

It never works, and someone always ends up getting beat.

FunkMistress said:

Why the sigh?

Fauxie said:

My knuckles hurt.

Fauxie said:

that's what I'm saying, that's the best damn part of the weekend!

FunkMistress said:

I like your style

FunkMistress said:

ZombieKitten said:

I'm gonna read that shit EVERY SINGLE DAY at 7am in the morning. It will make sure that NONE of my days will ever be dreadful ever AGAIN !

I :heart: Dan for starting that thread allthough I've never read it. I :heart: Dan so much that whenever he comes over to Belgium I'm gonna rent a body double to tap his ass into oblivion. The only thing he will remember is that our national monument has more (shaven) balls than he will ever be able to handle.

PS. : Please note that the guy's blog statistics will show referrers, click that link (in this thread) as much as possible .

BlueZebra said:

best laugh i've had in ages

emm said:

Dan must be so proud of himself

ZombieKitten said:

Oh my.

Have I ever embarrassed myself over a celeb here? They're probably laughing at it right now.

Edit: Yulia Tymoshenko might have me under constant surveillance.
[Edited 4/6/09 12:34pm]

ZombieKitten said:

oh my god! That's the funniest thing ever!

ZombieKitten said:

you're the best mom ever. i'm serious.

Why not become a Thai citizen then you won't have that 90 day visa hassle.

sextonseven said:

probably!!!!

JasmineFire said:

I love you for even thinking that

Fauxie said:

Driving to and from work. But now that I have SIRIUS, it's almost a pleasure!

Fauxie said:

God damnit
I was trying to keep this from resurfacing on the org.

I might need to get a top secret clearance again, so I googled my name last week just to see if anything ....suspicious would surface NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS expecting a single thing to show up.

Then that blog

Mr. Torkells has emailed me back, and taken my full name which he originally posted down. He's quite a gentleman actually. And uber delicious in a travel-agent-turned-naughty-boy kind of way.

He added in his email that the thread was hilarious and that "his scars would eventually heal."

MrsGoodnight said:

I sent him Eric a link to Fauxie's Mullet Haired Poodleman photoshop 2.0 thread

BlueZebra said: