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hey fellas... let's share tips on how to soothe your lady when she's pre-menstrual
i just tried this new technique this morning with peachy results mrsbliss was at the computer... i walked up behind her and ran my fingers through her hair... giving her a gentle head massage.... running my fingers lightly down her neck the conversation went something like this mrbliss: you smell great honey mrsbliss:  aww thanks babe
mrbliss: are you wearing perfume?... it's really ni... errr.... hang on... what's tha.... nevermind mrsbliss: what's what? mrbliss: nothin' babe... anyway... i'm gonna head out to the studio mrsbliss: no... what's what babe? mrbliss: nothing babe mrsbliss: TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY! 
mrbliss:  i just thought your hair was thinning out a bit... like a little bald patch but it's nothing
mrsbliss runs into bathroom... looks in mirror with hand mirror behind her head... frantically parting her hair mrsbliss: what are you talking about?????!!!! mrbliss: i told you it was nothing... must have been the light coming through the window playing tricks on me..... cuddle? 
mrsbliss: (trying to be mad and not to laugh) you are SUCH an asshole mrbliss: i said cuddle!
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You'd be pushing up daisies, if that were me in my pmt's. Poor mrs bliss, you've probably given her a complex now  I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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i just thought your hair was thinning out a bit... like a little bald patch but it's nothing
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Anyway, run her a hot bath. Then get the hell away from her. | |
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PunkMistress said:
Anyway, run her a hot bath. Then get the hell away from her. Don't forget to leave a biiiiig box of chocolates I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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MrsGoodnight said:
You'd be pushing up daisies, if that were me in my pmt's. s'fun to live on the edge | |
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MrsGoodnight said: PunkMistress said:
Anyway, run her a hot bath. Then get the hell away from her. Don't forget to leave a biiiiig box of chocolates See, I was gonna say hand her a couple of Xanax and a big glass of water...  A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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RenHoek said: MrsGoodnight said: Don't forget to leave a biiiiig box of chocolates See, I was gonna say hand her a couple of Xanax and a big glass of water... That too  I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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