I'd TOTALLY date a fucking amazingly hot co-worker (if one actually existed, that is).

I can leave the personal shit outta my work life - frig I do that every day without fucking another staff member.

johnart said:

THEN get it on with the 4th person on one of their desks.

You don't fuck where you eat.

For the love of God, I will never understand
why anyone would date somebody who are
in the same office or even the same
work building.

What if you break up? Having to look
at or talk to the a person on a regular
basis after a breakup is seems
über unpleasant to me, especially if
it involves work.


I'd snitch them out
What if the boss needed a recommendation
on one of them as to who to chose
for an important project or who to riff?
A woman in love will stab your
ass in the back in a heart beat
to make her man happy.

heybaby said:

both of them are some big tittied, emotionally unstable, insecure, loud barrel sized women.

i wouldn't even want to fight them, i'd have to hit them over the head with my monitor or throw a printer at them or something.

heybaby said:

both of them are some big tittied, emotionally unstable, insecure, loud barrel sized women.

i wouldn't even want to fight them, i'd have to hit them over the head with my monitor or throw a printer at them or something.

Tell the bitch to get lost and tell the guy to either give you some dick or you're going to the boss about their behaviour.

when they got touchy feely i'd start rubbing my nipples and let just the right amount of dribble slide down my chin.... a few well placed 'fuck yeah's' under my breath wouldn't go astray either

i'm not kidding

usedtobebliss said:

If it were up to me, I'd say we have a winner here

usedtobebliss said:

If it were up to me, I'd say we have a winner here

Ottensen said:

nah. you'd have to see them, i couldn't even fake that shit.

when they got touchy feely i'd start rubbing my nipples and let just the right amount of dribble slide down my chin.... a few well placed 'fuck yeah's' under my breath wouldn't go astray either

i'm not kidding

when they got touchy feely i'd start rubbing my nipples and let just the right amount of dribble slide down my chin.... a few well placed 'fuck yeah's' under my breath wouldn't go astray either

i'm not kidding

i work in a cube with three other people: one guy and two women. i've been working with these people for the last two years. everything had remained the same from day one until recently i noticed the guy and one of the women getting a little too close. :UGH: they came clean to me and supposedly i'm the only one who knows though everyone in the whole damn company has been talking about them always being together.

i thought, well, whatever do your thing, but lately things have been getting out of hand in regards to their affection to one another. they are constantly gushing to each other, touchy feely, taking all three of their breaks together, constantly I.Ming each other with the internal messenger. put it this way, you don't see one without the other. i really do think their fucking on their break. they leave for about a hour and a 1/2 and come back with something the picked up at the drive thru. they spend about 2/3's of their day courting each other and disregarding their work.

now, i'm probably the best person i know who can keep a secret and knows how to mind his own, but because their are so conspicuous and tactless i really want to bust them out to the boss. i know that wouldn't be cool, i just don't want to set off the fireworks by telling them about themselves. i do have to work with these people and yes they are very vindictive.

WWYD?

now i'm to the point where their behaviour is obnoxious and revolting. i can't stand to look at either one of them. i use to be friendly with the two, but now i don't have the energy to utter one word to them, this of course is adding more tension to the cube

usedtobebliss said:

Soooo wrong! But surely effective!