johnart said:

I can relate. I eat packets of anything - mayo, horseradish sauce, even mustard. Just bite the top off and squeeze the contents into my mouth


Did I write that out loud?

TitWankSymphonyInGMINOR said:

I drank those fuckers like they were Capri Soys no wonder I was a tremendous child.

TitWankSymphonyInGMINOR said:

I eat bottles of hot sauce.

hemphizzx said:

what on earth is that? kebab noodles?

ZombieKitten said:

donner kebab (finest english after pub delicacy) flavoured pot of noodles

hemphizzx said:

that is pretty weird! but is it nice?

ZombieKitten said:

i must admit a donner kebab after a few drinks is soooo bad but nice

the potted variety however is truly appalling

hemphizzx said:

yes, and even NOT pissed they can be truly delish, so in the name of science, this noodle version is crap thanks I will avoid

ZombieKitten said:

glad to be of service

avoid at all costs

u will never get back those few minutes waiting for the kettle to boil

salad cream sarnies ?

hemphizzx said:

ZombieKitten said:

one of lifes great let downs
[Edited 5/29/09 4:59am]

hemphizzx said:

I know I've had countless moments like that too

ZombieKitten said:

bless u



how could it go wrong a kebab in a pot - just add water

maybe i need to drink heavily and retry - in the name of science of course

hemphizzx said:

really, when you need a kebab, only a kebab will do, simple as that. No noodle shit will ever do

ZombieKitten said:

u are a woman of great taste

i have had a rethink

bollox to the pot !!

full on kebabs only from now on - extra chilli

hemphizzx said:

hear hear!!!!!

Actually, currently I have been making a bland yet somehow wholesome tasting sandwich:

Grilled chicken breast on two slices of 100% whole wheat bread, one side buttered.

This thread is a crackup. I especially love the stoner tales.

I'm a student and I'm broke most of the time. I've been reeaaaaally broke on and off. Luckily, I like simple food. A bowl of rice with some sesame oil and soy sauce, or bread-and-"butter", or a cup of soymilk with a spoon of honey. . . I guess those are pathetic meals, but sometimes that's what I've got, and I don't really mind.

I'm about to have mashed potatoes for breakfast

One food I have sometimes, can't really be described as a "meal" but it's something me and my friends have eaten sometimes as a snack of sorts:

It's Yum Yum noodles from Thailand... the best noodles IMO... especially the chicken flavour...
the twist is that instead of buying them in just-add-water cups ready for the microwave we ate them dry out of the bag..
first we squished the noodles to make them "snack-size", put the seasoning in, then we shook the bag so the seasoning blended and ate straight from the bag and usually drank a big can of PEPSI with it.
We started this habit in high school, usually going to the grocery store after school and since we weren't at home this was the perfect alternative to "proper" noodles with boiled water.

Right now, there's only one store I know of in Reykjavík that sells these, but when I get the chance to go there I usually buy at least three bags, and of course they're really cheap like most noodles are.

Ottensen said:

Oh My God! I have eaten everyone of those. The cinnamon toast is the bomb!

johnart said:

same here...or condensed milk with water...but i just ate plain cereal by itself.

i remember one time while living in brazil as a missionary, that the family i stayed with went out of town for a couple of days, and left me with no food, i was so hungry that i found a can of green olives and ate the whole thing.
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I had to think hard about this.

Drunk moment?

I drank an entire jar of pickle brine. Vlassic garlic pickle brine.

i fried a microwavable burrito cause I didnt have a microwave. I had it with pringles and tabasco sauce

CarrieLee said:

Now that's funny!