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Anyway, once when I was high, I took a tortilla and filled it with sliced bananas and Reese's Peanut Butter chips (you know, like chocolate chips but they're peanut butter.) I wrapped it up like a burrito and fried it in butter. Actually, it was delicious. | |
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PunkMistress said: Why do most of these begin with "Once when I was high..."?
Anyway, once when I was high, I took a tortilla and filled it with sliced bananas and Reese's Peanut Butter chips (you know, like chocolate chips but they're peanut butter.) I wrapped it up like a burrito and fried it in butter. Actually, it was delicious. That sounds HELLA GOOD!!... to someone who's high... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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moderatorImago said: There was this one time I had nothing to eat but rice and spam. For desert, Hershey's kisses. I asked my grandmom for some desert and what happened next wasn't pretty.
 
My favorite ORG story of ALL TIME!!! . [Edited 5/21/09 11:31am] "Always blessings, never losses......"
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johnart said: You're back from the bar. Drunkass and hungry. Empty fridge.
What are some of the most pathetic meals you've had? I tried to fake a pizza with white bread, Ragu and Kraft slices.  
Once the ex rolled up Kraft slices in a tortilla and microwaved them. | |
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hokie said: johnart said: You're back from the bar. Drunkass and hungry. Empty fridge.
What are some of the most pathetic meals you've had? I tried to fake a pizza with white bread, Ragu and Kraft slices.
Once the ex rolled up Kraft slices in a tortilla and microwaved them. Is that wrong?  | |
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CarrieLee said: I probably shouldn't eat clams anymore. Another time I had spaghetti and clam sauce and choked...then I blew a clam out of my nose. I still felt something in there so I went digging and pulled out a 5 inch piece of spaghetti!
It was awesome.   Hey loudmouth, shut the fuck up, right? | |
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Sowhat said: CarrieLee said: .....Then I woke up the next morning with dried mayo and clams all around my mouth and half a hamburger bun on my chest
Uh....that wasn't Mayo..... Yes it was! And it wasn't a date! | |
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fried bologna and rice. no bread no nuthin | |
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strange pathetic meals I eat in the middle of the night:
butter bread (wheat bread of any kind from a cracker to a tortilla w/ butter, splenda, & cinnamon) a single ,split open, fried hot dog with mustard and nothin else tuna & rice with Lawry's Seasoning Salt wheat cracker with any piece of meat from the fridge and some mayo a lettuce leaf rolled up with any old deli and cheese slice in it a leftover matzoh ball
and my annual favorite 2 slices of fried bologna with a slice of american cheese in the middle! | |
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heybaby said: fried bologna and rice. no bread no nuthin
Shoot, I could work with that... | |
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Ottensen said: strange pathetic meals I eat in the middle of the night:
butter bread (wheat bread of any kind from a cracker to a tortilla w/ butter, splenda, & cinnamon) a single ,split open, fried hot dog with mustard and nothin else tuna & rice with Lawry's Seasoning Salt wheat cracker with any piece of meat from the fridge and some mayo a lettuce leaf rolled up with any old deli and cheese slice in it a leftover matzoh ball
and my annual favorite 2 slices of fried bologna with a slice of american cheese in the middle! Nothing pathetic about matzoh balls.  | |
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johnart said: Ottensen said: strange pathetic meals I eat in the middle of the night:
butter bread (wheat bread of any kind from a cracker to a tortilla w/ butter, splenda, & cinnamon) a single ,split open, fried hot dog with mustard and nothin else tuna & rice with Lawry's Seasoning Salt wheat cracker with any piece of meat from the fridge and some mayo a lettuce leaf rolled up with any old deli and cheese slice in it a leftover matzoh ball
and my annual favorite 2 slices of fried bologna with a slice of american cheese in the middle! Nothing pathetic about matzoh balls. Yeah, but that looooone, leftover matzoh ball sittin' in 1 teaspoon of broth, at 3am?? Half asleep, bent over the stove? That's just crack-ish | |
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GOOD GOD, you mf's are freaking me OUT!!!     I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Ottensen said: johnart said: Nothing pathetic about matzoh balls. Yeah, but that looooone, leftover matzoh ball sittin' in 1 teaspoon of broth, at 3am?? Half asleep, bent over the stove? That's just crack-ish Well, but Kosher Crack-ish. I guess I've never left over just one ball. Wait. | |
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johnart said: Ottensen said: Yeah, but that looooone, leftover matzoh ball sittin' in 1 teaspoon of broth, at 3am?? Half asleep, bent over the stove? That's just crack-ish Well, but Kosher Crack-ish. I guess I've never left over just one ball. Wait. Man o Man you crack me up
it seems every time me and my boys are low on food we always have cake mix, a small thing of rice or maybe some beans left. One day my son was hungry and He wanted me to make the cake. Joking, I told him to bake it himself. I come in the kitchen and he's already mixing and stirring lucky we always have frosting left. Or cook breakfast all day | |
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CalhounSq said: GOOD GOD, you mf's are freaking me OUT!!!
Sounds to me like you got something to add...  A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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heybaby said: johnart said: Well, but Kosher Crack-ish. I guess I've never left over just one ball. Wait. Man o Man you crack me up
it seems every time me and my boys are low on food we always have cake mix, a small thing of rice or maybe some beans left. One day my son was hungry and He wanted me to make the cake. Joking, I told him to bake it himself. I come in the kitchen and he's already mixing and stirring lucky we always have frosting left. Or cook breakfast all day As a kid I remember when my mom was laid off sometimes we'd just have rice and beans and fried eggs. I was a fat fat kid, we never went hungry. | |
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johnart said: heybaby said: Man o Man you crack me up
it seems every time me and my boys are low on food we always have cake mix, a small thing of rice or maybe some beans left. One day my son was hungry and He wanted me to make the cake. Joking, I told him to bake it himself. I come in the kitchen and he's already mixing and stirring lucky we always have frosting left. Or cook breakfast all day As a kid I remember when my mom was laid off sometimes we'd just have rice and beans and fried eggs. I was a fat fat kid, we never went hungry. a bit of smoked turkey, Pinto beans, rice and cornbread we ate like kings | |
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RenHoek said: CalhounSq said: GOOD GOD, you mf's are freaking me OUT!!!
Sounds to me like you got something to add... I really don't My idea of pathetic is lunch meat, melted cheese, no bread. But the hurl stories are getting to me, it's just SO gross! I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: RenHoek said: Sounds to me like you got something to add... I really don't My idea of pathetic is lunch meat, melted cheese, no bread. But the hurl stories are getting to me, it's just SO gross!you've led a sheltered life...  [Edited 5/21/09 14:24pm] A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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CalhounSq said: RenHoek said: Sounds to me like you got something to add... I really don't My idea of pathetic is lunch meat, melted cheese, no bread. But the hurl stories are getting to me, it's just SO gross!Now the lunch meat with melted cheese, I can get with that, too...although heybaby suddenly has me craving bologna  [Edited 5/21/09 14:25pm] | |
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My step mom got really drunk one time when we were camping. It was hilarious and we were all having a good time around the campfire.
Suddenly she starts yelling "They're cigarette butts!!! They're cigarette butts!!!" and she laughing her head off. We're all wondering what the hell she's going on about. We finally figure out that she'd THOUGHT she was eating popcorn from a bowl when she was really eating cigarette butts out of an ashtray. 
She was confused and couldn't figure out why the popcorn was so tough. I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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When I was younger, I couldn't make pancakes so I would make toast and drench it in butter and syrup
matter of fact, I still do it
Oh another story, before I was born and older cousins were 2 and 5, my mom was playing with the 2 year old and the 5 year old (who's now 44) got jealous and walked out the room for awhile, while my mom went to go do something, the 5 year old gave the 2 year old some "chocolate" my mom came back and my cousin said "I gave her some chocolate".....then my mom smelled it.... that was NO chocolate "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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How about a cup of noodles sandwhich? Prepare the soup like you normally would, when done drain the juice and put the noodles on a piece of bread then place another slice ontop of noodles. It's more filling than just soup 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Nothinbutjoy said: My step mom got really drunk one time when we were camping. It was hilarious and we were all having a good time around the campfire.
Suddenly she starts yelling "They're cigarette butts!!! They're cigarette butts!!!" and she laughing her head off. We're all wondering what the hell she's going on about. We finally figure out that she'd THOUGHT she was eating popcorn from a bowl when she was really eating cigarette butts out of an ashtray.
She was confused and couldn't figure out why the popcorn was so tough. Did she just think they were extra charred? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Nothinbutjoy said: My step mom got really drunk one time when we were camping. It was hilarious and we were all having a good time around the campfire.
Suddenly she starts yelling "They're cigarette butts!!! They're cigarette butts!!!" and she laughing her head off. We're all wondering what the hell she's going on about. We finally figure out that she'd THOUGHT she was eating popcorn from a bowl when she was really eating cigarette butts out of an ashtray.
She was confused and couldn't figure out why the popcorn was so tough. Did she just think they were extra charred? YES!!!!! I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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rice with italian salad dressing
toast with chilli sauce on it | |
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johnart said: ernestsewell said: Crackers with pickles, and mustard and mayo.
After my dad left in 1980 we had no money. He never sent money at the time and we struggled hard. My brother (six years younger than I, and around 5 or 6 at the time) and I used to pretend they were hor'dourves.  It was tough, but luckily it lasted less than a year. Once mom filed for divorce a few months later, and dad had to pay child support, things looked better. It was YEARS before I ever had a saltine or a pickle on the same plate again. My brother and I can laugh about it now, but it was so NOT funny at the time. haha | |
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ernestsewell said: johnart said: It was tough, but luckily it lasted less than a year. Once mom filed for divorce a few months later, and dad had to pay child support, things looked better. It was YEARS before I ever had a saltine or a pickle on the same plate again. My brother and I can laugh about it now, but it was so NOT funny at the time. haha It's amazing the resilience of kids because we felt like we were in Beverly Hills when mom would bake a Mama Celeste Pizza on Fridays And the rare times we got to go to Jack in the Box the breakfast Jack was like fine dining 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: ernestsewell said: It was tough, but luckily it lasted less than a year. Once mom filed for divorce a few months later, and dad had to pay child support, things looked better. It was YEARS before I ever had a saltine or a pickle on the same plate again. My brother and I can laugh about it now, but it was so NOT funny at the time. haha It's amazing the resilience of kids because we felt like we were in Beverly Hills when mom would bake a Mama Celeste Pizza on Fridays And the rare times we got to go to Jack in the Box the breakfast Jack was like fine dining 
kids are so receptive to the power of suggestion. If it's just me and the boys for dinner, I can make any old thing very very special just by talking it up months later I'll get: "mummy! we haven't had bread with butter on it for ages now, can we have it again like we did that one time when daddy wasn't home?  " and I'm like, "what? " | |
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