A friend of mine is getting married next Friday and I have to write something in their wedding book. Should be something special of course not just a standard "I wish you all the best blablabla..."

I CANNOT think of anything, I'm going insane here!

Dan, I'm sure you can help me here. If you can't think of anything else, I'd also take something about Bratwürstchen and Kolben. Nothing about body odor though, please.

Phishanga said:

Or his house-sized penis..

How bout something by Prince?

johnart said:

Mushanga said:

That's a no-go, too.

johnart said:

I send these e-cards to people

do not rely on dan, ever.

That's what you should write

Mushanga said:

Why didn't I think of that earlier?




Remember when I met U, baby
U were on your way 2 be wed
U were such a sexy thing
I loved the way U walked, the things U said
And I was so nonchalant
I didn't want U 2 be misled
But I've gotta have U, baby
I gotta have U in my bed

And U said - "I'm just a virgin and I'm on my way 2 be wed
But U're such a hunk so full of spunk, I'll give U..."


Head till U're burnin' up
Head till U get enough
Head till U're love is red
Head - love U till U're dead

U know U're good, girl
I think U like 2 go down
U wouldn't have stopped but ah...
I came on your wedding gown

And U said - "I must confess, I wanna get undressed and go 2 bed"
With that, I jammed
U fool, U married me instead!
Now morning, noon, and night I give U...

HEAD!

johnart said:

Should do this actually just to see the reaction! Then run and hide.

Phishanga said:

Is that the song you recorded for 'em?

Phishanga said:

There's also a: "Sorry my toast ruined your honeymoon".
Are you making a toast?

Mushanga said:

Uhm....no.

Phishanga said:

Damn it should be.

johnart said:

I could do one spontaneously!

Mushanga said:

I couldn't possibly even think such nasty things...

Phishanga said:

You should. It would be the right thing to do.

I've known [insert name here] for _____ years, and
he's always had my faith and my trust.
Life presents itself many gifts, all of which are
for available to every man for the taking.
Often, we do not see what is given to us
even when it right here before our eyes.

The most powerful gift of all is choice.
Every man has to power to choose how he
wants to live and how they wishes to die.
[insert name here] has chosen to end his life this way.
And he has found that one special woman who can
end it for him more slowly and painfully
than anyone on earth.
[Edited 5/21/09 13:35pm]

Imago said:

This is a stock answer lest you think someone put 1 second of effort in courting you

Imago said:

Thanks!

Imago said:

"here's to wedded bliss...good luck you'll need it"


"rub a dub dub thanks for the wedding grub"


"you have now sealed your fate!"


"we who are about to dine, salute you"


"if any two were true, it was you. love always and with passion"



that'll be $10 plus tax, cash only please.