when was the last time you were speechless?... what was it over?

coupla weeks ago i visited a dude i haven't seen in 10 years... we were recording some music together and i started singing some lyrics i wrote years ago.... his girlfriend (i'd never met her before this visit) told me she really liked the lyrics and that she writes poetry.... anyway,..... later in the evening she handed me this laminated coloured paper with a poem on it.... it had flowers and stuff drawn on it kinda like you'd expect a 12 year old girl to do

it was a 'love' poem to my friend

it started out fairly tame with the generic 'you've made my world complete' type lines... but then.... it stated getting rude.... morphing into details of how she loved it when he threw her against the wall and did her with his big thick 8 inches of manliness... and it just got more and more graphic ... swallowing ... anal... the whole bit

my buddy was sitting on the couch... looking mortified... i finished reading it (because i wasn't sure what else to do) and she asked me what i thought.... i said nothing.... absolutely nothing.... for quite a while

*shudder*

if someone looks at me a certain way, it'll cut my breath short

I think you were being punked.

usedtobebliss said:

you make my world a lil better every time you come back.

irrisistableB said:

na... she was just really weird

Vendetta1 said:

i got rid of my old email addy... i'll have to remember to give you a new one before i splitski

sammij said:

in a good way?

usedtobebliss said:

I know.

usedtobebliss said:

i hate it but love it at the same time lol

sammij said:

that's the good stuff

s'weird how some people can chemically affect us.... like we have no conscious choice in the matter

A friend telling me his mistress was pregnant.

usedtobebliss said:

you ain't neva lied

When I got the call that Jeremy had died...

usedtobebliss said:

that's like a piece of performance art

Actually, make that 5 minutes ago. In a Thai chat room I go to they were having a 'debate' about whether the first or second born of twins is the older sibling. One person said they would need to go and research it or 'ask someone older' to find out or they wouldn't be able to get to sleep.

Fauxie said:

Oh shit.

sammij said:

Byron said:

neh, not quite.

Byron said:

Yes, the look of a serial killer always takes my breath away...

hokie said:

And now asking can I meet up to hang out with him and his girl today and have one last big drinking session because he's going to quit and get fit after this to make a good impression with her family, because they're getting married on the 27th!

He's got a 2 year old boy by his current wife.

I'm going to support him in what he's doing though. We've been through so much. I just want him to be happy and one day, hopefully, please please please can he be settled!

Fauxie said:

Wait...how can he get married on the 27th if he's got a current wife?

When a crush(this person does not i have a crush on) gave me a present for my birthday. it was a little thing. but it meant so much to me. the person will never know how much joy it brought to me. I thank this person for the gift. i think this person will one day realize my true feelings.

usedtobebliss said:

Tonight when Kara Dioguardi sang bikini girl under the table, and then ripped her dress off to show up bikini girl.

Adam singing with fucking KISS.

Awesome moments. Left me a little speechless. Before that....who knows. It's hard to shut me up.

ALTHOUGH my friend Pam who is 49 (50 in December, and I've known her for about 18 years), has never been married, barely dated and kissed only a few times (but a fine looking sistah) is dating something and it's serious. THAT left me speechless when I found out last week.

Fauxie said:

heavy

sammij said:

actually... there was this one time http://prince.org/msg/7/308619

It seems like ages ago.
Late winter 2007. To call it winter in Tampa in early November is sort of a joke though. Average day time temperature of 80-something degrees and at night you're lucky if it dips below 70.

But I rowed my kayak out to the bay, along the Bradenton beaches and out by a mangrove swamp. I was alone this time, so I could stay out as long as I wanted, and not have to be on anybody's schedule but my own.
I witnessed the sunset over the Gulf of Mexico, and it went from yellow to orange to turning the sky completely pink, the large clouds actually looked like huge cotton candy balls stained these magnificent colors.
The breeze was warm but starting to cool a bit, slow, and quiet. You could hear the water lapping up against my boat, it was so quiet.
As if that was pretty enough already, there was a pod of dolphin about 30 yards away from me swimming by.

I don't care what anybody says. The Florida Gulf is one of the most beautiful places on earth, especially when the sun is setting. I sat there and watched the sun sink below the horizon, and the stars come out over this incredible navy blue then pitch black sky.

I then paddled my way back, got in my car, and broke up with my ex girlfriend.


It was a magnificent evening.

Imago said:

that all sounds really quaint and stuff..but I love how you pointed out that the dolphins were swimming, just in case anybody got them confused with seagulls or something and thought those fuckers would be flying by...

roodboi said:

it's FLORIDA dude

roodboi said: