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Printablefec06 said: 1sexymf said: What hip hop song has that lyric, "rough sex, make it hurt" now I have that lyric in my head  I was referencing the John Cougar Mellencamp song?!? "Come baby make it hurt so good" Not sure which hip hop song you're referencing. Yes, I thought that was what you meant - I can't think of the name of the other song.  | |
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DesireeNevermind said: 1sexymf said: I am in the middle of the cycle; not recently ended or about to start. Last night I thought about this lawyer guy I know - not particularly hot  and had a sudden desire to bang the hell out of him. I must have thought up ten different scenarios. Now I just want sex dammit!!!!!oh now ur talking. that's your biological clock. I read all bout this shit. your body wants to make a baby. ur at your peak and ur drive is going up. u could stand next to a hot young guy and his olfactory glands will kick in and he will smell your baby making pheromones and want to bang you into oblivion. he wont even know why. male/female clocks are reversed ya know. you betta get yoself a dildo and quick lest you unlease a little sexymf onto the world!  LOL
Lawd, help me! If he knew what I was thinking, we would both be in trouble. I know he's attracted to me because he's told me in an indirect way but I never thought about him in that way b4 last night. All I got to say, if the Mr. can't take care of bidness tonight, I'ma hafta do an oops upside his head.  | |
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1sexymf said: DesireeNevermind said: oh now ur talking. that's your biological clock. I read all bout this shit. your body wants to make a baby. ur at your peak and ur drive is going up. u could stand next to a hot young guy and his olfactory glands will kick in and he will smell your baby making pheromones and want to bang you into oblivion. he wont even know why. male/female clocks are reversed ya know. you betta get yoself a dildo and quick lest you unlease a little sexymf onto the world! LOL
Lawd, help me! If he knew what I was thinking, we would both be in trouble. I know he's attracted to me because he's told me in an indirect way but I never thought about him in that way b4 last night. All I got to say, if the Mr. can't take care of bidness tonight, I'ma hafta do an oops upside his head. go for it go for it yes yes, i am so jealous now, reading that make me horny too. dammit lunch time  | |
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DesireeNevermind said: 1sexymf said: LOL
Lawd, help me! If he knew what I was thinking, we would both be in trouble. I know he's attracted to me because he's told me in an indirect way but I never thought about him in that way b4 last night. All I got to say, if the Mr. can't take care of bidness tonight, I'ma hafta do an oops upside his head. go for it go for it yes yes, i am so jealous now, reading that make me horny too. dammit lunch time Sowwy! Go eat and take ur mind off it - hurry - I might be contagious. | |
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1sexymf said: DesireeNevermind said: go for it go for it yes yes, i am so jealous now, reading that make me horny too. dammit lunch time Sowwy! Go eat and take ur mind off it - hurry - I might be contagious. gonna drink me a jamba and stare at the beefy construction workers. yum | |
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DesireeNevermind said: 1sexymf said: Sowwy! Go eat and take ur mind off it - hurry - I might be contagious. gonna drink me a jamba and stare at the beefy construction workers. yum I don't have any to stare at! 
No man candy around here. | |
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yup... biological clock and hormones team up to make me a sex crazed monster...
i check everyone i see out as a possibility! 
  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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1sexymf said: JustErin said: I think about sex all the time. I thought that was normal.
 No I mean like right now, right now. later, earlier...you get the point That's what I meant as well. | |
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emm said: yup... biological clock and hormones team up to make me a sex crazed monster...
i check everyone i see out as a possibility!
I was talking to a trainer at the gym today and wanted to hump the shit outta him 
I had to leave before I said something and embarassed myself.  | |
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1sexymf said: emm said: yup... biological clock and hormones team up to make me a sex crazed monster...
i check everyone i see out as a possibility!
I was talking to a trainer at the gym today and wanted to hump the shit outta him
I had to leave before I said something and embarassed myself. at least you have someone to take care of bidness 
it's been a few months... i have to rely on my bzz friend.She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: 1sexymf said: I was talking to a trainer at the gym today and wanted to hump the shit outta him
I had to leave before I said something and embarassed myself. at least you have someone to take care of bidness
it's been a few months... i have to rely on my bzz friend.Sucks. He ain't been on his game lately 
I might have to get a bzz friend. | |
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1sexymf said: OMG, what is wrong with me - I can not stop thinking about sex for the past few days - I'm turning into a horn dog- can women be horn dogs?
You're 35? You're hitting your sexual peak! I now know what it's like to be an 18 year old guy.
I want it a LOT.  | |
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hokie said: 1sexymf said: OMG, what is wrong with me - I can not stop thinking about sex for the past few days - I'm turning into a horn dog- can women be horn dogs?
You're 35? You're hitting your sexual peak! I now know what it's like to be an 18 year old guy.
I want it a LOT. Lol, I now have empathy for them I'm 39 - not 35 - this didn't happen at 35. | |
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1sexymf said: hokie said: You're 35? You're hitting your sexual peak! I now know what it's like to be an 18 year old guy.
I want it a LOT. Lol, I now have empathy for them I'm 39 - not 35 - this didn't happen at 35. Oh. Saw your age on your profile... I don't think there is anything wrong at all! Just enjoy it and go with it! | |
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1sexymf said: hokie said: You're 35? You're hitting your sexual peak! I now know what it's like to be an 18 year old guy.
I want it a LOT. Lol, I now have empathy for them I'm 39 - not 35 - this didn't happen at 35. Yes well, women hit their sexual peak at around 40 so...  It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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you sluts | |
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FuNkeNsteiN said: 1sexymf said: Lol, I now have empathy for them I'm 39 - not 35 - this didn't happen at 35. Yes well, women hit their sexual peak at around 40 so... Or a little earlier.... 
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Imago said: you sluts
Bitch please. 
You put my brother in a heart! | |
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hokie said: 1sexymf said: Lol, I now have empathy for them I'm 39 - not 35 - this didn't happen at 35. Oh. Saw your age on your profile... I don't think there is anything wrong at all! Just enjoy it and go with it! Oh - I joined here four years ago.  | |
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1sexymf said: hokie said: Oh. Saw your age on your profile... I don't think there is anything wrong at all! Just enjoy it and go with it! Oh - I joined here four years ago. Ahhh... | |
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FuNkeNsteiN said: 1sexymf said: Lol, I now have empathy for them I'm 39 - not 35 - this didn't happen at 35. Yes well, women hit their sexual peak at around 40 so... Sexual peaks are a total load of crap. | |
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Shawnt26 said: don't hide from me baby boy  | |
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JustErin said: FuNkeNsteiN said: Yes well, women hit their sexual peak at around 40 so... Sexual peaks are a total load of crap. Well, I don't know what happened to me but I changed.
Maybe it's cause I dropped the ex husband.  | |
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Imago said: you sluts
U know u love it Mister | |
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hokie said: FuNkeNsteiN said: Yes well, women hit their sexual peak at around 40 so... Or a little earlier....
It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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hokie said: FuNkeNsteiN said:
Yes well, women hit their sexual peak at around 40 so... Or a little earlier....
Damn, you're most likely ovulating and you're at your sexual peak? No wonder why you're so horny.   
Plus you're a regular member of the Org. We're all a bunch of horny sluts and manwhores who think about sex all the time! 
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728huey said: hokie said:
FuNkeNsteiN said:
Or a little earlier....
Damn, you're most likely ovulating and you're at your sexual peak? No wonder why you're so horny.
Me or Hokie - or both of us? [Edited 5/19/09 13:50pm] | |
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Dayum....look at all the hormones flowin' in here.... gonna be a while for me I think...the wife doesn't even want me in the house right now...apparently all this divorce talk doesn't do it for her...  | |
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CONDOMS ROSE!! CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS!! | |
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