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PrintableImago said: Fauxie said: America sure got up to speed quickly, but it is funny sometimes how trumped up some Americans can be considering its youth as a nation proper. Look, we kicked your ass twice then rescued it a few times. You should be thankful for that. Dude, totally check out my P&R thread. I think it's going to be BIG. I mean Poodle man big. Hmm, no comment... but one thing I do know. Nobody has blown up more British tanks in the last 20 years than the Americans.  | |
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Dewrede said: build bridges , dykes and dams , grow weed
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PussiDelicious said: Dewrede said: build bridges , dykes and dams , grow weed
pathetic drug addicts  It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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KoolEaze said: PanthaGirl said: The Hellenic Republic....
* Because we are European Champions in football * Because we buy whole watermelons and not in slices * Because we buy whole lambs and not in pieces * Because nights in Greece finish in the morning * Because we take our coffee slowly, while smoking and not in 'shots' * Because flirting is our national hobby * Because sex is our national sport * Because we always moan about the public sector and everyone seeks to get a job in it * Because we are not puritans * Because we are not racists * Because we go out almost every night even if we are penniless * Because we know how to spend better that we know how to save * Because we never visit others empty handed * Because there is no way to explain to foreigners what is 'kapsoura' (burning desire for someone) * Because in Greece family is still something valuable * Because we do not share the petrol with those we take in our cars * Because we always make it, albeit in the last moment * Because for the sake of a woman we made war for 10 years (Trojan war) * Because we are everywhere around the planet * Because we love and hate with passion * Because 'filotimo' (friend of honor, helping someone because it is a shame not to) doesn't exist in any other language * Because whenever foreigners cannot find a word, they use one of ours * Because we spend our bad and low times with our friends and family, not with shrinks * Because Socrates, Pluto and Aristotle were Greek * Because we invented theatre * Because we gave birth to Democracy * Because we discovered logic * Because we jump started science * Because we are proud of our culture, not of our wars * Because when others were discovering meat, we already had cholesterol * Because when we were building the Parthenon, the others were still sleeping on trees * Because we gave the light to all these leaders who are 'striving' for peace by making wars * Because we can give anything up just to make love * Because thousands of women travel to Greece every summer just to get laid * Because we have a distinction between Eros (falling in love) & Agapi (innocent love), while we feel both passionately * Because Eros was a Greek God * Because when others used to be clothed with wolf skin, we're weaving see-through linen * Because 'Greeks do not fight as heroes, heroes fight like Greeks' (Winston Churchill, 1941) * Because we don't use ketchup with our food - it tastes good anyway * Because we gave our ancient alphabet to the Romans and our Medieval alphabet to the Slavs * Because we get angry quickly but we forget all about it even quicker * Because we are not ashamed to cry * Because we dance when we are sad * Because we work to live and we do not live to work * Because 97% of the stars' names are Greek * Because although we know danger well, we dare * Because when you shout 'brother' in the streets everyone turns around * Because we always talk about getting in a diet after we had our meal * Because we speak loudly and laugh even louder * Because we walk in the streets at 2:00 in the morning and there are traffic jams * Because we walk in the streets at 4:00 in the morning and there are traffic jams * Because we are direct * Because we never report people who cheat * Because we always have a solution to problems, even if usually indirect or illegal * Because we have tendencies to extremity * Because our parents do not forget that we exist when we reach 18 * Because when we want to sunbathe, we go to the beach, we don't crawl on grass or jump into fountains * Because we confront every difficulty with humor * Because the Olympic games were born here * Because with our (Olympic) light, we unite the world and pass the message of peace * Because our sky is blue, not gray * Because we have the cleanest seas on the planet * Because 40% of Oxford dictionary is made up with Greek words * Because we are a poor country with very rich citizens * Because we know what 'Kefi' (propensity to fun) means * Because we like to spend money and eat fish while they are still fresh * Because Homer wrote Iliad 3500 years ago and Hollywood turned it into a movie just recently (Troy) * Because in Greece nobody is hungry * Because in Greece nobody is homeless * Because we grow hallucigenic weed without biological engineering!! * Because our 'model for life' has many curves * Because we wear sandals without socks * Because we get paid on Friday and we end up owing money by Monday morning * Because we gave the oath 'freedom or death' * Because we have a small, poor country full of people with big hearts. I like those bolded parts because I see the same characteristics in my people (Turkish) and I think many Italians and Spaniards also share these traits. I´m thinking of going to a couple of Greek islands in the summertime. Do you think it´s possible for me to spend a few weeks there without getting into trouble because I´m Turkish ? I really would like to go there and see what it´s like and eat lots of fish and seafood. LOL wow that's a first. Yah mate of course it will be fine Turkish tourists visit Greece all the time and vice versa, has nothing to do with your ethnicity. Your not accountable, nor will be exiled or detained due to your nations past. Our countries and people have come a long way since the genocide. | |
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PanthaGirl said: The Hellenic Republic....
* Because we are European Champions in football * Because we buy whole watermelons and not in slices * Because we buy whole lambs and not in pieces * Because nights in Greece finish in the morning * Because we take our coffee slowly, while smoking and not in 'shots' * Because flirting is our national hobby * Because sex is our national sport * Because we always moan about the public sector and everyone seeks to get a job in it * Because we are not puritans * Because we are not racists * Because we go out almost every night even if we are penniless * Because we know how to spend better that we know how to save * Because we never visit others empty handed * Because there is no way to explain to foreigners what is 'kapsoura' (burning desire for someone) * Because in Greece family is still something valuable * Because we do not share the petrol with those we take in our cars * Because we always make it, albeit in the last moment * Because for the sake of a woman we made war for 10 years (Trojan war) * Because we are everywhere around the planet * Because we love and hate with passion * Because 'filotimo' (friend of honor, helping someone because it is a shame not to) doesn't exist in any other language * Because whenever foreigners cannot find a word, they use one of ours * Because we spend our bad and low times with our friends and family, not with shrinks * Because Socrates, Pluto and Aristotle were Greek * Because we invented theatre * Because we gave birth to Democracy * Because we discovered logic * Because we jump started science * Because we are proud of our culture, not of our wars * Because when others were discovering meat, we already had cholesterol * Because when we were building the Parthenon, the others were still sleeping on trees * Because we gave the light to all these leaders who are 'striving' for peace by making wars * Because we can give anything up just to make love * Because thousands of women travel to Greece every summer just to get laid * Because we have a distinction between Eros (falling in love) & Agapi (innocent love), while we feel both passionately * Because Eros was a Greek God * Because when others used to be clothed with wolf skin, we're weaving see-through linen * Because 'Greeks do not fight as heroes, heroes fight like Greeks' (Winston Churchill, 1941) * Because we don't use ketchup with our food - it tastes good anyway * Because we gave our ancient alphabet to the Romans and our Medieval alphabet to the Slavs * Because we get angry quickly but we forget all about it even quicker * Because we are not ashamed to cry * Because we dance when we are sad * Because we work to live and we do not live to work * Because 97% of the stars' names are Greek * Because although we know danger well, we dare * Because when you shout 'brother' in the streets everyone turns around * Because we always talk about getting in a diet after we had our meal * Because we speak loudly and laugh even louder * Because we walk in the streets at 2:00 in the morning and there are traffic jams * Because we walk in the streets at 4:00 in the morning and there are traffic jams * Because we are direct * Because we never report people who cheat * Because we always have a solution to problems, even if usually indirect or illegal * Because we have tendencies to extremity * Because our parents do not forget that we exist when we reach 18 * Because when we want to sunbathe, we go to the beach, we don't crawl on grass or jump into fountains * Because we confront every difficulty with humor * Because the Olympic games were born here * Because with our (Olympic) light, we unite the world and pass the message of peace * Because our sky is blue, not gray * Because we have the cleanest seas on the planet * Because 40% of Oxford dictionary is made up with Greek words * Because we are a poor country with very rich citizens * Because we know what 'Kefi' (propensity to fun) means * Because we like to spend money and eat fish while they are still fresh * Because Homer wrote Iliad 3500 years ago and Hollywood turned it into a movie just recently (Troy) * Because in Greece nobody is hungry * Because in Greece nobody is homeless * Because we grow hallucigenic weed without biological engineering!! * Because our 'model for life' has many curves * Because we wear sandals without socks * Because we get paid on Friday and we end up owing money by Monday morning * Because we gave the oath 'freedom or death' * Because we have a small, poor country full of people with big hearts. Hey there. I'll be visiting Greece this summer  | |
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SUPRMAN said: I'm American.
I don't have time to write that book.  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Imago said: Phishanga said: 
[Edited 5/17/09 12:18pm] oh shit 
I missed this.   I was so proud of that.Hey loudmouth, shut the fuck up, right? | |
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Phishanga said: Imago said: oh shit
I missed this. I was so proud of that.Germans build pretty cars. I like your designs more than Italian ones. Germans have some of the prettiest forests in the world. You dudes can build the absolute fuck out of a wooden koo koo clock. And lawd, do yall have nice asses. lawd lawd hammercy. | |
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greenpixies said: Maintaining its exceptionalism through the employment of its three core values: In God we trust, E pluribus unum and Liberty.
We do not kid ourselves by employing the value of equality. We are born equal but may not end up equal. It is up to the individual to determine their path but we do maintain that we have the freedom to pursue happiness, that we accept diversity while embracing Americanism through assimilation and that our motivation is guided by a higher power. = we kill / exploit the hell out of some brown people. nobody indoctrinates their youth to fear others like we do. we've got some of the worst public schooling in the western world. we pollute the planet and waste resources like nobody's business. we refuse to take care of ourselves or others who need help. we have individual senses of entitlement larger than the world has ever seen, which is the underlying reason for the above mess. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Let´s bring some balance in here
Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. ~Albert Einstein, The World As I See It, 1934 To him in whom love dwells, the whole world is but one family. ~Buddha I have no sense of nationalism, only a cosmic consciousness of belonging to the human family. ~Rosika Schwimmer You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race. ~George Bernard Shaw It is not easy to see how the more extreme forms of nationalism can long survive when men have seen the Earth in its true perspective as a single small globe against the stars. ~Arthur C. Clarke f I knew something that would serve my country but would harm mankind, I would never reveal it; for I am a citizen of humanity first and by necessity, and a citizen of France second, and only by accident. ~Montesquieu I am not an Athenian or a Greek, I am a citizen of the world. ~Socrates The stench of the trail of Ego in our History. It is ego - ego, the fountain cry, origin, sole source of war. ~George Meredith, Beauchamp's Career I couldn't help but say to [Mr. Gorbachev], just think how easy his task and mine might be in these meetings that we held if suddenly there was a threat to this world from another planet. [We'd] find out once and for all that we really are all human beings here on this earth together. ~Ronald Reagan, 1985  [Edited 5/18/09 11:34am] " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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KoolEaze, you're in Turkey, right?
I'm spending June of next year in Istanbul. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: greenpixies said: Maintaining its exceptionalism through the employment of its three core values: In God we trust, E pluribus unum and Liberty.
We do not kid ourselves by employing the value of equality. We are born equal but may not end up equal. It is up to the individual to determine their path but we do maintain that we have the freedom to pursue happiness, that we accept diversity while embracing Americanism through assimilation and that our motivation is guided by a higher power. = we kill / exploit the hell out of some brown people. nobody indoctrinates their youth to fear others like we do. we've got some of the worst public schooling in the western world. we pollute the planet and waste resources like nobody's business. we refuse to take care of ourselves or others who need help. we have individual senses of entitlement larger than the world has ever seen, which is the underlying reason for the above mess. I'd disagree with the second one. I'm pretty sure there are quite a few countries doing a good job of indoctrinating their youth to fear/hate others, including the USA. Ooh! Here I go again, fallin' in love all over
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PussiDelicious said: Dewrede said: build bridges , dykes and dams , grow weed
pathetic drug addicts fucking crap  | |
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PsychoNeverHands said: INSATIABLE said: = we kill / exploit the hell out of some brown people. nobody indoctrinates their youth to fear others like we do. we've got some of the worst public schooling in the western world. we pollute the planet and waste resources like nobody's business. we refuse to take care of ourselves or others who need help. we have individual senses of entitlement larger than the world has ever seen, which is the underlying reason for the above mess. I'd disagree with the second one. I'm pretty sure there are quite a few countries doing a good job of indoctrinating their youth to fear/hate others, including the USA. From where I stand, we've got major issues in this department. Whether we're the 'worst' at it globally is hardly relevant. When most of the people I care about cannot identify with non-American perspectives and needs, I'd say something is dangerously wrong. The whole "I won't support _____ in need until all Americans' needs are met" argument makes no sense to me. By the way, that is the best username, period. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: KoolEaze, you're in Turkey, right?
I'm spending June of next year in Istanbul. Sometimes I am but I was born and raised in Germany and had a lot of German, American,Turkish, Arabic, Kurdish, Portuguese, Nigerian, Yugoslavian and Korean friends and feel way too cosmopolitan to really subscribe to ethnic or religious or even racial categories.Then again, it is society and people that kind of force you ( or at least force me) to reconsider my cosmopolitan stance. But back to your post....good for you ! It´s an interesting city but I find it a bit too hectic for my taste. I prefer the Aegaen coast, that´s where my roots are. But I have many relatives in Istanbul. Did you see those gorgeous pictures that Byron took when he was in Santorini and Istanbul ? You must definitely check them out, he posted them here, maybe you can use the search function. If I can be of any help to you , just drop me a line. I might even be there then. " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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INSATIABLE said: PsychoNeverHands said: I'd disagree with the second one. I'm pretty sure there are quite a few countries doing a good job of indoctrinating their youth to fear/hate others, including the USA. From where I stand, we've got major issues in this department. Whether we're the 'worst' at it globally is hardly relevant. When most of the people I care about cannot identify with non-American perspectives and needs, I'd say something is dangerously wrong. The whole "I won't support _____ in need until all Americans' needs are met" argument makes no sense to me. By the way, that is the best username, period. I hear you, and I agree. I just disagree that "nobody" does it like we do. Thanks.  I created it as a joke a few years ago after admitting on a misheard lyrics thread that that's what I thought Prince was singing.Ooh! Here I go again, fallin' in love all over
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KoolEaze said: INSATIABLE said: KoolEaze, you're in Turkey, right?
I'm spending June of next year in Istanbul. Sometimes I am but I was born and raised in Germany and had a lot of German, American,Turkish, Arabic, Kurdish, Portuguese, Nigerian, Yugoslavian and Korean friends and feel way too cosmopolitan to really subscribe to ethnic or religious or even racial categories.Then again, it is society and people that kind of force you ( or at least force me) to reconsider my cosmopolitan stance. But back to your post....good for you ! It´s an interesting city but I find it a bit too hectic for my taste. I prefer the Aegaen coast, that´s where my roots are. But I have many relatives in Istanbul. Did you see those gorgeous pictures that Byron took when he was in Santorini and Istanbul ? You must definitely check them out, he posted them here, maybe you can use the search function. If I can be of any help to you , just drop me a line. I might even be there then. Fantastic. Most of my overseas family lives in Germany. When I finally visit there, I cannot wait to visit the Turkish neighborhoods; several in the family have Turkish spouses. And Auf der anderen Seite was one of my favorite films of '07.  It's one of the things that solidified my decision to get out there.
As for the hectic-ness of Istanbul, you're not the first person to tell me this. I hope to make it out as far as the Aegan when I'm there, as I should have plenty of time to do so. As for Byron's pictures, I remember the thread. I'll go searching. Thank you! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Dewrede said: PussiDelicious said: pathetic drug addicts fucking crap this from a drug addict... yeah you matter (*) that much | |
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TitWankSymphonyInGMINOR said: What does your country do better than any other country in the world?' eat make music and film plant mcdonalds all over the globe. | |
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hokie said: MarySharon said:  and.... 
[Edited 5/17/09 18:15pm] Manolo is spanish 
And Jimy Choo is chinese 
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INSATIABLE said: greenpixies said: Maintaining its exceptionalism through the employment of its three core values: In God we trust, E pluribus unum and Liberty.
We do not kid ourselves by employing the value of equality. We are born equal but may not end up equal. It is up to the individual to determine their path but we do maintain that we have the freedom to pursue happiness, that we accept diversity while embracing Americanism through assimilation and that our motivation is guided by a higher power. = we kill / exploit the hell out of some brown people. nobody indoctrinates their youth to fear others like we do. we've got some of the worst public schooling in the western world. we pollute the planet and waste resources like nobody's business. we refuse to take care of ourselves or others who need help. we have individual senses of entitlement larger than the world has ever seen, which is the underlying reason for the above mess. don't forget your healthcare system  | |
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ZombieKitten said: INSATIABLE said: = we kill / exploit the hell out of some brown people. nobody indoctrinates their youth to fear others like we do. we've got some of the worst public schooling in the western world. we pollute the planet and waste resources like nobody's business. we refuse to take care of ourselves or others who need help. we have individual senses of entitlement larger than the world has ever seen, which is the underlying reason for the above mess. don't forget your healthcare system Totally.  Guess I kinda govereneralized with the whole 'we don't take care of ourselves'.
Despite our countless issues, I hope you enjoyed yourself while you were here!  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: ZombieKitten said: don't forget your healthcare system Totally. Guess I kinda govereneralized with the whole 'we don't take care of ourselves'.
Despite our countless issues, I hope you enjoyed yourself while you were here!
absolutely!   I had a great time playing spot the difference (not so many!  )
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Genesia said: SUPRMAN said: I'm American.
I don't have time to write that book.  you don't have a postage stamp and 20 seconds? 
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Aelis said: PanthaGirl said: The Hellenic Republic....
* Because we are European Champions in football * Because we buy whole watermelons and not in slices * Because we buy whole lambs and not in pieces * Because nights in Greece finish in the morning * Because we take our coffee slowly, while smoking and not in 'shots' * Because flirting is our national hobby * Because sex is our national sport * Because we always moan about the public sector and everyone seeks to get a job in it * Because we are not puritans * Because we are not racists * Because we go out almost every night even if we are penniless * Because we know how to spend better that we know how to save * Because we never visit others empty handed * Because there is no way to explain to foreigners what is 'kapsoura' (burning desire for someone) * Because in Greece family is still something valuable * Because we do not share the petrol with those we take in our cars * Because we always make it, albeit in the last moment * Because for the sake of a woman we made war for 10 years (Trojan war) * Because we are everywhere around the planet * Because we love and hate with passion * Because 'filotimo' (friend of honor, helping someone because it is a shame not to) doesn't exist in any other language * Because whenever foreigners cannot find a word, they use one of ours * Because we spend our bad and low times with our friends and family, not with shrinks * Because Socrates, Pluto and Aristotle were Greek * Because we invented theatre * Because we gave birth to Democracy * Because we discovered logic * Because we jump started science * Because we are proud of our culture, not of our wars * Because when others were discovering meat, we already had cholesterol * Because when we were building the Parthenon, the others were still sleeping on trees * Because we gave the light to all these leaders who are 'striving' for peace by making wars * Because we can give anything up just to make love * Because thousands of women travel to Greece every summer just to get laid * Because we have a distinction between Eros (falling in love) & Agapi (innocent love), while we feel both passionately * Because Eros was a Greek God * Because when others used to be clothed with wolf skin, we're weaving see-through linen * Because 'Greeks do not fight as heroes, heroes fight like Greeks' (Winston Churchill, 1941) * Because we don't use ketchup with our food - it tastes good anyway * Because we gave our ancient alphabet to the Romans and our Medieval alphabet to the Slavs * Because we get angry quickly but we forget all about it even quicker * Because we are not ashamed to cry * Because we dance when we are sad * Because we work to live and we do not live to work * Because 97% of the stars' names are Greek * Because although we know danger well, we dare * Because when you shout 'brother' in the streets everyone turns around * Because we always talk about getting in a diet after we had our meal * Because we speak loudly and laugh even louder * Because we walk in the streets at 2:00 in the morning and there are traffic jams * Because we walk in the streets at 4:00 in the morning and there are traffic jams * Because we are direct * Because we never report people who cheat * Because we always have a solution to problems, even if usually indirect or illegal * Because we have tendencies to extremity * Because our parents do not forget that we exist when we reach 18 * Because when we want to sunbathe, we go to the beach, we don't crawl on grass or jump into fountains * Because we confront every difficulty with humor * Because the Olympic games were born here * Because with our (Olympic) light, we unite the world and pass the message of peace * Because our sky is blue, not gray * Because we have the cleanest seas on the planet * Because 40% of Oxford dictionary is made up with Greek words * Because we are a poor country with very rich citizens * Because we know what 'Kefi' (propensity to fun) means * Because we like to spend money and eat fish while they are still fresh * Because Homer wrote Iliad 3500 years ago and Hollywood turned it into a movie just recently (Troy) * Because in Greece nobody is hungry * Because in Greece nobody is homeless * Because we grow hallucigenic weed without biological engineering!! * Because our 'model for life' has many curves * Because we wear sandals without socks * Because we get paid on Friday and we end up owing money by Monday morning * Because we gave the oath 'freedom or death' * Because we have a small, poor country full of people with big hearts. Hey there. I'll be visiting Greece this summer
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PanthaGirl said: Aelis said: Hey there. I'll be visiting Greece this summer
That is quality and too cool mate I know for a fact it will be the time of your life... can't wait | |
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TitWankSymphonyInGMINOR said: Genesia said: you don't have a postage stamp and 20 seconds?
That would be my commentary on countries better than the U.S. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. |
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