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What NOT 2 Wipe Your Bum With. OUCH, a roll of cheese graterz.  This should wipe yo azz.....clean off! 
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Do not wipe your ass with a warthog, either. Trust me on this. | |
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toilet tissue....
yuck! use these, they feel better and get the job done! Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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It's not nearly as soft as it looks  | |
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Never tried it, but I heard it's advised not to wipe with him
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The cat...
They tend not to like that.  | |
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Anxiety said:
Do not wipe your ass with a warthog, either. Trust me on this. LOL  [Edited 5/15/09 18:10pm] | |
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Not only is it not very absorbent, but uou can't really use it to buy anything afterwards  ... | |
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 Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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usedtobebliss said: It's so ancient, it would fall apart if U touched it. 
Try this:  Don't 4get 2 flush!  [Edited 5/15/09 18:05pm] | |
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SCORPI09 said: It's so ancient that it would fall apart if U even touched it.
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usedtobebliss said:
SCORPI09 said: It's so ancient that it would fall apart if U even touched it.
Yeah well, that 2. [Edited 5/15/09 18:18pm] | |
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usedtobebliss said: actually, i find it deceptively absorbent!  | |
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Do not wipe your bum with the cast of STOMP. | |
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oddly, i just realized the things i listed on this thread are the exact same things i listed in the "what do you like in your burrito?" thread! | |
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 Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: oops  | |
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Lammastide said: Is that a book or what? | |
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 Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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I found this out the hard way [Edited 5/16/09 1:32am] Facebook, I haz it - https://www.facebook.com/Nikster1969
Yer booteh maeks meh moodeh Differing opinions do not equal "hate" | |
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Socks, Newspaper, Yellowpages
oops 2 late You're so glam, every time I see you I wanna slam! | |
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usedtobebliss said: oh, but it feels so good. | |
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Anxiety said: usedtobebliss said: oh, but it feels so good. 
yeah i know... but he's not worthy of my poop | |
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this thread has so much potential | |
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