Ok so Normally I would not post something like this, but I am sure my dear ladies will get a kick out of this


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Cool things about being a man from a woman's point of view.

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work ... more pay.

11. Wrinkles add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
thinking "He must be mad at me."

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might
become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33 Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
24th, in minutes.

37. The world is your urinal.


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10. They have breasts.

11. They have tight booties
[This message was edited Thu Dec 12 10:30:18 PST 2002 by Harlepolis]

:LOL: Good stuff...

I love men but I feel sorry for the Fact that alot of women Use them and fake orgasms and want them just for $. I think it's Horrendous and if you don't love the guy don't Lead them on. I think Men should Exercise more and make themselves look Sexually Inviting if they want us Ladies to Enjoy being with Them. It's all That. We Gotta be turned-on to be wet with you and if we are not wet well then you aren't doing something right guys. Please,nobody wants a guy with a Beer Gut or who Smells. Please guys Wash and Exercise if you are Gonna Drink and try Light Beer it's Good. Give us ladies something to Want! Read some Sex Books on the G-Spot and on Romance. Yes,it takes 2,but Really we gotta be turned on or else like Prince says we are gonna Fantasize or just find another. Women and men should have equal respect for each other and make equal wages. Please guys I love ya and all,but Sometimes you act like Lying fools just to get us in Bed and Guys I'm not Impressed by your Lies and Superficiality and I don't think alot of women are. Don't lie to get women. Tell us the Truth and let us fall in Love with Who you really are!! Don't be a Fake.!! Don't Front to Us. Tell the Truth and those who Love ya will Stay with ya regardless! Cause we will Accept the Real You! Be Real!!

Harlepolis said:


Hey I can open my own jars.


But I might have to use one of those rubber things to do it.

, although I know a someone (WB) who loves to talk for hours on the phone.

~And the world is my personal urinal too, I was raised in a desert.

~And...

... by the way, cute to read Harlepolis.