What's the rudest thing somebody has done or said to you? And vice versa?

My older brother used to fart on my pillow seconds before I had to go to bed..

REDFEATHERS said:

I'm sorry, but




that is SO rude..

I'm not easily offended.

If folks want to show their ass on public display in front of me, thats on them.

when my gramma came over to stay for a week or so...she got my bed and i bunked with my older brother. I say bunked cuz he had the high part of the Different strokes type bunk bed. Since I was little, my mom made me sleep against the wall and my brother on the outside so that I wouldn't fall out.




OF COOOOUUUUURRSE I took this opportunity as a little brother and get even with prior wrongs done to me by pushing my brother out of the bed and giggle as I heard him thump on the grounnd like a bag of bones!

Did not come to pick up their kid for 3 days past when they were supposed to cuz they needed a break.

That was some rude shit.

johnart said:

oh hell no. I'd kick their ass on sight.

i'll send my boys over there, yall can have some ass kickin fun.

myfavorite said:

You tell me ahead of time and pick them up as scheduled and we won't have a problem.

I'll even supply pillows and icepacks for their beaten asses on the ride home.

JerseyKRS said:

It did not go well.

A friend on the phone got another call on call waiting, she switched over to the other person and never came back to me. Call waiting can be so RUDE!

like i need my kids to call and tell me to come pick their asses up while they talk shyt.

walk mutha-fukkas!

God, I'm American so I excel at being rude even when I'm not aware of it. I try to curb the tendency but sometimes it just slips out. If someone's being rude to me, and I think they're very unprofessional, I can get pretty nasty.

Probably the rudest thing that happened to me is when my old gym a few years ago wen bankrupt and sold their contracts to another gym. We had the option of taking the new contract or sending in a letter requesting to be dropped and 'making a case' for it. I opted for the letter.

Three months later I get a phone call from finance company for the new gym asking me why I was 3 months late. I explained to them I opted out.
The woman on the line said she had no record of that.
I then asked why I had never received a bill.
She couldn't explain why.
I told her I didn't like the new gym, it was too far away, and the facility was sub-par compared to the one I originally signed up for.


Her answer..... "So?"

I said, "what?"
She said, "So?"


I said, "put your manager on the phone you useless cunt"
I had to curse her and 2 managers out before I realized they were all useless cunts, and write the president.

I hate unprofessional behavior. It's one thing for a regular citizen to behave that way--I just expect people to have no class. It's another when you're representing a company and you behave that way. You deserve to be humiliated if you act like an ass.

fuckyou...fatasss...

Mushanga said:

It was those ones that lingered ALL night..

REDFEATHERS said:

OMG I totally laughed out loud on that one! hahahahahahahahaha

I have two step brothers. My brother Jason and the older step brother Darrell used to fart in the other step brother Darrick's bedroom. Darrell could fart on demand. Jason is always gasy too. When Darrick was away at football practice or something, Jason and Darrell would fart in Darrick's room and keep the door shut. It was like a fart dump. then Darrick would come home and open the door to his room and get his with a wall of fresh and stale fart. It was HYSTERICAL. Darrick probably thought it was rude, but who knows.

ernestsewell said:

I can just imagine.. I bet the air had a yellowish tinge to it..

Mushanga said:

Nasty. I can't talk though. When i was little i would stick my
finger between my toes and put my finger in my little sister's nose
as my childhood prank. That would be my payback for her getting
me in trouble.

ANOTHER roodboi appreciation thread??

I think one of the most shocking things was being at a country type club. My friend Tracy Penrod and I, and another couple of friends, went to go dancing. They did country dancing, which I wasn't into, but they had a live band and played all sorts of music. I had one a suit I had gotten at Jeans West. It was green with black, red and white plaid. It sounds LOUD, and it was, but it was VERY cool. The pants were baggies, and the jacket was HOT. (Remember, this was circa 1989, and I got the suits in 1987 in Philly).

Tracy and I were dancing. She was trying to show me the two-step. Some big cowboy hick walks up to me and says loudly, "You look like a total faggot!" I was stunned, but Tracy, being the big mouth that she was, went OFF on him. The bouncer was there in a hot second. The guy didn't get kicked out but we left shortly after. But not before Tracy flipped him the bird. I was so embarrassed and shocked someone would actually do that.

Oddly, I also wore the suit to a halloween party that year and went as The Joker. I had a purple hat that I wore with it.

High school, 1982, freshman year. After lunch, waiting outside my Algebra teacher's door for him to arrive so we could get into the classroom.

Some upper classman walks by, hocks a HUGE wad of snot and spit on my pants (I was wearing dress pants that day for some reason). All of his friends laughed as he spit on me. He said, "Hold that for me, would you?" and kept walking.

I was mortified.

ernestsewell said:

I would have beat the shit out of him for doing that.

I was always the fat kid in class, but didn't take shit off of anybody.

daPrettyman said:

I was chubby, not fat, and this guy was a huge football player. Total dickhead though.

ernestsewell said:

Aww, you could have drop kicked his ass. I did to a football player one time. This guy threw my trombone across the band hall. I found out who did it, walked over and punched his ass from behind and picked him up and dropped him on his ass. He tried to get me expelled, but that didn't happen. The principal sided with me and gave the guy detention. Needless to say, the guy never did that again and has avoided me as an adult also.