MarySharon said: Byron said: An Aries:
1. Prepare to be hunted. Aries is all about the chase. The ram loves a good challenge and enjoys being the seducer. Rams are often sexually dominant. Your job is to be a worthy of the effort. Aries is attracted to passion, intellect and intensity. Match Aries head to head, and your sex life will be amazing. 2. Be open-minded. Aries is a sexual explorer. So, flexibility on your part is a must. No conservatives need apply! Aries wants to try everything under the sun. Sex is an adventure. 3. Be energetic. Variety, spontaneity and excitement are key factors in keeping your Aries lover satisfied. The ram gets bored easily and will ultimately move one without remorse if things get dull. Sex is entertainment for Aries. So, make it a good show! 4. Reassure the ram. Though Aries is pretty self-assured, rejection is a huge fear. Your Aries lover needs to know that you're totally into them. 5. Be confident. Aries is not for soft-hearted. The ram is frank, calculated and unfeeling at times. You will need to be sure of yourself to deal with the ram's demanding presence. Arguments will most likely occur on a frequent basis, but your Aries lover is an artist when it comes to make-up sex. | |
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Byron said: A Leo:
1. Shower Leo with attention. These regal lions think highly of themselves and knowing that you do too is the biggest aphrodisiac for Leo. Admire Leo's beauty and intellect. Make bedroom eyes at the lion. Hold Leo's hand. Ask for an opinion on something. It doesn't matter how you do it, as long as Leo knows that you are totally into them. Doubt saps Leo's sex drive. 2. Verbalize your adoration. Your Leo lover is not averse to flattery. The sweet nothings you whisper in Leo's ear will surely keep them hot and bothered. 3. Work the preliminaries. Foreplay is like worshipping at the altar of Leo, and the lion enjoys every minute of it. Take the time to light a fire in Leo, and the sex will be unforgettable. 4. Explore. Leo is pleasure driven. Sex gives you an opportunity to take the lion to uncharted territory. Leo is not as easily bored as other signs, but the lion enjoys the excitement of new experiences. 5. Cater to the lion. Leo loves to be serviced. Make sure to include the lion's favorite activities, and your lover will be on cloud nine. What you don't remember never happened | |
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Byron said: A Sagittarius:
1. Match wits. Sagittarians have keen intellect, and can't imagine partnering with someone less capable. Join in the archer's search for truth, and Sagittarius will take you to new heights. Sex is a natural extension of the quest, and your Sagittarius lover finds answers in pleasure. 2. Communicate honestly. Sagittarians are open and straight forward. The archer has no qualms about voicing wants, needs and opinions. Be equally frank, and your Sagittarius lover will be grateful. 3. Be easy. Archers are naturally equipped with a fear of intimacy. They value freedom and independence above all things. Sagittarius is willing to forgo any relationship that becomes a burden. Give your Sagittarius lover plenty of breathing room. The archer will repay you with devotion and hot sex. 4. Live your life. Sagittarians love independence; they are attracted to like-minded partners. Archers find a mixture of distance and closeness intoxicating. Be confident and self-contained, and your Sagittarius lover will not be able to resist. Sex is always on the archer's mind. 5. Strap on your seatbelt. Archers love novelty. The Sagittarian drive to learn makes the archer a highly experimental and adept lover. Be ready for anything. Yep, I like it on the run! ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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Byron said: A Taurus:
1. Be open and honest. Taurus seeks security above all else. Good communication between lovers puts the bull's mind at ease. Let your Taurus lover know what you are thinking and feeling. Taureans are enamored by dependability. Keep the surprises few and far between. Stability excites the bull's sex drive. 2. Show affection. Taurus is romantic and relationship oriented. They enjoy feeling loved. Hand holding and passionate kissing sets Taurus aflame. Foreplay starts with you being present everyday. Sex is the ultimate show of devotion for your Taurus lover. 3. Shower Taurus with gifts. Wooing the bull is a must. Whether the gifts are material or emotional, Taurus enjoys being lavished with luxury. Trinkets are highly appreciated by Taureans. With sex, the bull sees all pleasure as gifts, but orgasms are the ultimate. 4. Pledge undying loyalty. This is undoubtedly the biggest aphrodisiac for the Taurus lover. If you are incapable of making a commitment, then steer clear of Taurus. Bulls don't share themselves without being fully invested and expect the same from their partners. you all have been warned. | |
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Byron said: A Taurus:
1. Be open and honest. Taurus seeks security above all else. Good communication between lovers puts the bull's mind at ease. Let your Taurus lover know what you are thinking and feeling. Taureans are enamored by dependability. Keep the surprises few and far between. Stability excites the bull's sex drive. 2. Show affection. Taurus is romantic and relationship oriented. They enjoy feeling loved. Hand holding and passionate kissing sets Taurus aflame. Foreplay starts with you being present everyday. Sex is the ultimate show of devotion for your Taurus lover. 3. Shower Taurus with gifts. Wooing the bull is a must. Whether the gifts are material or emotional, Taurus enjoys being lavished with luxury. Trinkets are highly appreciated by Taureans. With sex, the bull sees all pleasure as gifts, but orgasms are the ultimate. 4. Pledge undying loyalty. This is undoubtedly the biggest aphrodisiac for the Taurus lover. If you are incapable of making a commitment, then steer clear of Taurus. Bulls don't share themselves without being fully invested and expect the same from their partners. Yeah... I'd pretty much go with that... especially the bit about luxury... just a shame that I can't afford it 'Champagne Taste, Lemonade Budget' I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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Byron said: A Leo:
1. Shower Leo with attention. These regal lions think highly of themselves and knowing that you do too is the biggest aphrodisiac for Leo. Admire Leo's beauty and intellect. Make bedroom eyes at the lion. Hold Leo's hand. Ask for an opinion on something. It doesn't matter how you do it, as long as Leo knows that you are totally into them. Doubt saps Leo's sex drive. 2. Verbalize your adoration. Your Leo lover is not averse to flattery. The sweet nothings you whisper in Leo's ear will surely keep them hot and bothered. 3. Work the preliminaries. Foreplay is like worshipping at the altar of Leo, and the lion enjoys every minute of it. Take the time to light a fire in Leo, and the sex will be unforgettable. 4. Explore. Leo is pleasure driven. Sex gives you an opportunity to take the lion to uncharted territory. Leo is not as easily bored as other signs, but the lion enjoys the excitement of new experiences. 5. Cater to the lion. Leo loves to be serviced. Make sure to include the lion's favorite activities, and your lover will be on cloud nine. | |
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Byron said: A Virgo:
This is nothing like the Virgos I know.
1. Mind the details. Virgos are observant and romantic. It is the little things that will touch your Virgo lover. Bring out the roses and candle light. Virgos have a natural inclination to serve. Make the virgin feel special. 2. Communicate. Virgo has to maintain a certain level of reserve. Keep the lines of communication open to keep your Virgo lover updated and happy. 3. Seduce. Start slow. Your Virgo lover needs to coaxing to come out and play. Lots of foreplay will get Virgo's fire burning. Small talk and eye gazing are sure to turn Virgo on. Kissing and heavy petting are delicious to the virgin. 4. Be spontaneous. Virgo's prim and proper demeanor may appear stuffy. The virgin plans everything including sex. Your Virgo lover needs you to help them lighten up a bit. Don't take Virgo too far from the comfort zone or they will freak out. Use finesse. | |
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Byron said: Don't take Virgo too far from the comfort zone or they will freak out.
WRONG! most of it ain't me, actually. i think the libra one is pretty accurate for the libra i'm sleeping with though | |
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Byron said: A Scorpio:
1. Surrender. Or at least let Scorpio think that you have. Scorpios like to be in control. They like to be the seducer. It's okay to take charge of everything now and then for variety, but this too must be handled in a way that doesn't make Scorpio feel powerless. 2. Be fearless. Though Scorpios like to be in control, they don't like pushovers. Be bold and Scorpio will see you as a worthy conquest. 3. Play the game. Scorpios love a challenge. They are calculating and often think 3 moves ahead. Match Scorpio's intensity and intellect, and you'll keep the fire burning. 4. Spice it up. When it comes to sex, Scorpio wants to do everything humanly possible. Sex is a smorgasbord of pleasure and possibility. Routine will bore your Scorpio lover to tears. Keep it exciting and Scorpio will be your sex machine. 5. Go the distance. Scorpio's sex drive is untamable and yours needs to be comparable to it. You must be able to keep up! If you don't share Scorpio's adoration for frequent lusty encounters, then you'll be miserable and lose your lover's interest. Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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Vendetta1 said: Byron said: A Virgo:
This is nothing like the Virgos I know.
1. Mind the details. Virgos are observant and romantic. It is the little things that will touch your Virgo lover. Bring out the roses and candle light. Virgos have a natural inclination to serve. Make the virgin feel special. 2. Communicate. Virgo has to maintain a certain level of reserve. Keep the lines of communication open to keep your Virgo lover updated and happy. 3. Seduce. Start slow. Your Virgo lover needs to coaxing to come out and play. Lots of foreplay will get Virgo's fire burning. Small talk and eye gazing are sure to turn Virgo on. Kissing and heavy petting are delicious to the virgin. 4. Be spontaneous. Virgo's prim and proper demeanor may appear stuffy. The virgin plans everything including sex. Your Virgo lover needs you to help them lighten up a bit. Don't take Virgo too far from the comfort zone or they will freak out. Use finesse. Like I said . It does not fit me. With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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veronikka said: Serious said: Contrary to most women I am not really a fan of long foreplay . And I don't care for flowers . With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Byron said: A Sagittarius:
1. Match wits. Sagittarians have keen intellect, and can't imagine partnering with someone less capable. Join in the archer's search for truth, and Sagittarius will take you to new heights. Sex is a natural extension of the quest, and your Sagittarius lover finds answers in pleasure. 2. Communicate honestly. Sagittarians are open and straight forward. The archer has no qualms about voicing wants, needs and opinions. Be equally frank, and your Sagittarius lover will be grateful. 3. Be easy. Archers are naturally equipped with a fear of intimacy. They value freedom and independence above all things. Sagittarius is willing to forgo any relationship that becomes a burden. Give your Sagittarius lover plenty of breathing room. The archer will repay you with devotion and hot sex. 4. Live your life. Sagittarians love independence; they are attracted to like-minded partners. Archers find a mixture of distance and closeness intoxicating. Be confident and self-contained, and your Sagittarius lover will not be able to resist. Sex is always on the archer's mind. 5. Strap on your seatbelt. Archers love novelty. The Sagittarian drive to learn makes the archer a highly experimental and adept lover. Be ready for anything. Dead On It!!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Byron said: A Sagittarius:
1. Match wits. Sagittarians have keen intellect, and can't imagine partnering with someone less capable. Join in the archer's search for truth, and Sagittarius will take you to new heights. Sex is a natural extension of the quest, and your Sagittarius lover finds answers in pleasure. 2. Communicate honestly. Sagittarians are open and straight forward. The archer has no qualms about voicing wants, needs and opinions. Be equally frank, and your Sagittarius lover will be grateful. 3. Be easy. Archers are naturally equipped with a fear of intimacy. They value freedom and independence above all things. Sagittarius is willing to forgo any relationship that becomes a burden. Give your Sagittarius lover plenty of breathing room. The archer will repay you with devotion and hot sex. 4. Live your life. Sagittarians love independence; they are attracted to like-minded partners. Archers find a mixture of distance and closeness intoxicating. Be confident and self-contained, and your Sagittarius lover will not be able to resist. Sex is always on the archer's mind. 5. Strap on your seatbelt. Archers love novelty. The Sagittarian drive to learn makes the archer a highly experimental and adept lover. Be ready for anything. I'm a Sagittarius. But the looks of this post, it sounds like I'm not a very good one | |
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Ex-Moderator | Byron said: A Gemini:
1. Engage the mind. Geminis love mental titillation and they get bored easily. To please your Gemini lover, introduce them to new ways of thinking and being. Make sure that you can hold your own with them intellectually. 2. Be flexible. Gemini's dual personality and lust for novelty means change at the drop of a hat. Your Gemini lover will be enamored with your ability to go with the flow. 3. Be inventive. Find new ways to do the usual things. Experiment with oral and manual techniques. Be open to new positions and variations of old ones. Your Gemini lover is likely to try anything at least once. 4. Indulge all the senses. Looking good and smelling good are mandatory, but Geminis enjoy the full sensory experience. Leave no part of the body untouched. Use feathers, different fabrics and whatever you can think of to include more texture in your sex life. Try flavored lotions, foods or even edible underwear to excite the taste buds. And don't forget the sexiness of sounds. Let your lover know what pleases you. 5. Change it up. Variety is the spice of life and the key to pleasing the Gemini lover. Routine is a surefire way to kill Gemini's sex drive. edible underwear is gross. |
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evenstar3 said: Byron said: Don't take Virgo too far from the comfort zone or they will freak out.
WRONG! most of it ain't me, actually. i think the libra one is pretty accurate for the libra i'm sleeping with though I'm totally looking for a Libra. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Byron said: An Aries:
1. Prepare to be hunted. Aries is all about the chase. The ram loves a good challenge and enjoys being the seducer. Rams are often sexually dominant. Your job is to be a worthy of the effort. Aries is attracted to passion, intellect and intensity. Match Aries head to head, and your sex life will be amazing. 2. Be open-minded. Aries is a sexual explorer. So, flexibility on your part is a must. No conservatives need apply! Aries wants to try everything under the sun. Sex is an adventure. 3. Be energetic. Variety, spontaneity and excitement are key factors in keeping your Aries lover satisfied. The ram gets bored easily and will ultimately move one without remorse if things get dull. Sex is entertainment for Aries. So, make it a good show! 4. Reassure the ram. Though Aries is pretty self-assured, rejection is a huge fear. Your Aries lover needs to know that you're totally into them. 5. Be confident. Aries is not for soft-hearted. The ram is frank, calculated and unfeeling at times. You will need to be sure of yourself to deal with the ram's demanding presence. Arguments will most likely occur on a frequent basis, but your Aries lover is an artist when it comes to make-up sex. | |
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JustErin said: Byron said: An Aries:
1. Prepare to be hunted. Aries is all about the chase. The ram loves a good challenge and enjoys being the seducer. Rams are often sexually dominant. Your job is to be a worthy of the effort. Aries is attracted to passion, intellect and intensity. Match Aries head to head, and your sex life will be amazing. 2. Be open-minded. Aries is a sexual explorer. So, flexibility on your part is a must. No conservatives need apply! Aries wants to try everything under the sun. Sex is an adventure. 3. Be energetic. Variety, spontaneity and excitement are key factors in keeping your Aries lover satisfied. The ram gets bored easily and will ultimately move one without remorse if things get dull. Sex is entertainment for Aries. So, make it a good show! 4. Reassure the ram. Though Aries is pretty self-assured, rejection is a huge fear. Your Aries lover needs to know that you're totally into them. 5. Be confident. Aries is not for soft-hearted. The ram is frank, calculated and unfeeling at times. You will need to be sure of yourself to deal with the ram's demanding presence. Arguments will most likely occur on a frequent basis, but your Aries lover is an artist when it comes to make-up sex. yep, that's you. | |
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Byron said: A Virgo:
1. Mind the details. Virgos are observant and romantic. It is the little things that will touch your Virgo lover. Bring out the roses and candle light. Virgos have a natural inclination to serve. Make the virgin feel special. 2. Communicate. Virgo has to maintain a certain level of reserve. Keep the lines of communication open to keep your Virgo lover updated and happy. 3. Seduce. Start slow. Your Virgo lover needs to coaxing to come out and play. Lots of foreplay will get Virgo's fire burning. Small talk and eye gazing are sure to turn Virgo on. Kissing and heavy petting are delicious to the virgin. 4. Be spontaneous. Virgo's prim and proper demeanor may appear stuffy. The virgin plans everything including sex. Your Virgo lover needs you to help them lighten up a bit. Don't take Virgo too far from the comfort zone or they will freak out. Use finesse. that's like, not even close for me | |
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InsatiableCream said: Byron said: A Virgo:
1. Mind the details. Virgos are observant and romantic. It is the little things that will touch your Virgo lover. Bring out the roses and candle light. Virgos have a natural inclination to serve. Make the virgin feel special. 2. Communicate. Virgo has to maintain a certain level of reserve. Keep the lines of communication open to keep your Virgo lover updated and happy. 3. Seduce. Start slow. Your Virgo lover needs to coaxing to come out and play. Lots of foreplay will get Virgo's fire burning. Small talk and eye gazing are sure to turn Virgo on. Kissing and heavy petting are delicious to the virgin. 4. Be spontaneous. Virgo's prim and proper demeanor may appear stuffy. The virgin plans everything including sex. Your Virgo lover needs you to help them lighten up a bit. Don't take Virgo too far from the comfort zone or they will freak out. Use finesse. that's like, not even close for me Yeah the one for Virgo does not fit for any Virgo it seems. With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Byron said: A Leo:
1. Shower Leo with attention. These regal lions think highly of themselves and knowing that you do too is the biggest aphrodisiac for Leo. Admire Leo's beauty and intellect. Make bedroom eyes at the lion. Hold Leo's hand. Ask for an opinion on something. It doesn't matter how you do it, as long as Leo knows that you are totally into them. Doubt saps Leo's sex drive. 2. Verbalize your adoration. Your Leo lover is not averse to flattery. The sweet nothings you whisper in Leo's ear will surely keep them hot and bothered. 3. Work the preliminaries. Foreplay is like worshipping at the altar of Leo, and the lion enjoys every minute of it. Take the time to light a fire in Leo, and the sex will be unforgettable. 4. Explore. Leo is pleasure driven. Sex gives you an opportunity to take the lion to uncharted territory. Leo is not as easily bored as other signs, but the lion enjoys the excitement of new experiences. 5. Cater to the lion. Leo loves to be serviced. Make sure to include the lion's favorite activities, and your lover will be on cloud nine. MY SWEETIE: Byron said: A Libra:
1. Captivate the mind. Libra is an intellectual air sign that is immensely turned on by stimulating conversation. Libra is relationship-oriented and hopelessly romantic. The stronger the connection between you and Libra, the better the sex will be. 2. Seduce. Libra needs to feel desirable and enjoys being pursued. So, don't be afraid to make the first move. Make sure Libra knows how much you want them. It will certainly be worth it! 3. Play. Libra is excited by light-heartedness and passion building. Look into Libra's eyes and kiss them deeply. Foreplay is a must. Remember the body is a wonderland. 4. Teach. Libras love new experiences when it comes to sex. They enjoy partners who may be a little stronger than them—perhaps someone older, or at least more experienced than the Libra. Anyone who can help Libra become a better lover will be high on Libra's list. 5. Relax and enjoy. Libras have a deep-seated need to please. This will be evident in your sex life. Libras are highly attentive lovers who get pleasure from making sure their partners are satisfied. Both of these are dead on I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 | |
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Serious said: InsatiableCream said: Byron said: A Virgo: 1. Mind the details. Virgos are observant and romantic. It is the little things that will touch your Virgo lover. Bring out the roses and candle light. Virgos have a natural inclination to serve. Make the virgin feel special. 2. Communicate. Virgo has to maintain a certain level of reserve. Keep the lines of communication open to keep your Virgo lover updated and happy. 3. Seduce. Start slow. Your Virgo lover needs to coaxing to come out and play. Lots of foreplay will get Virgo's fire burning. Small talk and eye gazing are sure to turn Virgo on. Kissing and heavy petting are delicious to the virgin. 4. Be spontaneous. Virgo's prim and proper demeanor may appear stuffy. The virgin plans everything including sex. Your Virgo lover needs you to help them lighten up a bit. Don't take Virgo too far from the comfort zone or they will freak out. Use finesse. that's like, not even close for me Yeah the one for Virgo does not fit for any Virgo it seems. Exactly it's not even close I don't quite relate to it either... | |
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Byron said: A Libra:
1. Captivate the mind. Libra is an intellectual air sign that is immensely turned on by stimulating conversation. Libra is relationship-oriented and hopelessly romantic. The stronger the connection between you and Libra, the better the sex will be. 2. Seduce. Libra needs to feel desirable and enjoys being pursued. So, don't be afraid to make the first move. Make sure Libra knows how much you want them. It will certainly be worth it! 3. Play. Libra is excited by light-heartedness and passion building. Look into Libra's eyes and kiss them deeply. Foreplay is a must. Remember the body is a wonderland. 4. Teach. Libras love new experiences when it comes to sex. They enjoy partners who may be a little stronger than them—perhaps someone older, or at least more experienced than the Libra. Anyone who can help Libra become a better lover will be high on Libra's list. 5. Relax and enjoy. Libras have a deep-seated need to please. This will be evident in your sex life. Libras are highly attentive lovers who get pleasure from making sure their partners are satisfied. Live life as though each moment is as precious & beautiful as a rainbow after a spring rain. b positive, creative, kind, productive, resourceful & respectful of humankind, & feel free 2 know that U-R-A . i can feel it when u shine on me | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Byron said: A Sagittarius:
1. Match wits. Sagittarians have keen intellect, and can't imagine partnering with someone less capable. Join in the archer's search for truth, and Sagittarius will take you to new heights. Sex is a natural extension of the quest, and your Sagittarius lover finds answers in pleasure. 2. Communicate honestly. Sagittarians are open and straight forward. The archer has no qualms about voicing wants, needs and opinions. Be equally frank, and your Sagittarius lover will be grateful. 3. Be easy. Archers are naturally equipped with a fear of intimacy. They value freedom and independence above all things. Sagittarius is willing to forgo any relationship that becomes a burden. Give your Sagittarius lover plenty of breathing room. The archer will repay you with devotion and hot sex. 4. Live your life. Sagittarians love independence; they are attracted to like-minded partners. Archers find a mixture of distance and closeness intoxicating. Be confident and self-contained, and your Sagittarius lover will not be able to resist. Sex is always on the archer's mind. 5. Strap on your seatbelt. Archers love novelty. The Sagittarian drive to learn makes the archer a highly experimental and adept lover. Be ready for anything. Dead On It!!!!! I'm convinced . . . you're my fraternal twin. | |
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SCNDLS said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Dead On It!!!!! I'm convinced . . . you're my fraternal twin. "...I'm talking 'bout you and me.....Marvelous!!!...." MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: SCNDLS said: I'm convinced . . . you're my fraternal twin. "...I'm talking 'bout you and me.....Marvelous!!!...." Touch it . . . and explooooodddddeeeee! | |
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SCNDLS said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: "...I'm talking 'bout you and me.....Marvelous!!!...." Touch it . . . and explooooodddddeeeee! 'Cause we got it like that! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: SCNDLS said: Touch it . . . and explooooodddddeeeee! 'Cause we got it like that! Sho nuf do. | |
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Byron said: A Scorpio:
1. Surrender. Or at least let Scorpio think that you have. Scorpios like to be in control. They like to be the seducer. It's okay to take charge of everything now and then for variety, but this too must be handled in a way that doesn't make Scorpio feel powerless. 2. Be fearless. Though Scorpios like to be in control, they don't like pushovers. Be bold and Scorpio will see you as a worthy conquest. 3. Play the game. Scorpios love a challenge. They are calculating and often think 3 moves ahead. Match Scorpio's intensity and intellect, and you'll keep the fire burning. 4. Spice it up. When it comes to sex, Scorpio wants to do everything humanly possible. Sex is a smorgasbord of pleasure and possibility. Routine will bore your Scorpio lover to tears. Keep it exciting and Scorpio will be your sex machine. 5. Go the distance. Scorpio's sex drive is untamable and yours needs to be comparable to it. You must be able to keep up! If you don't share Scorpio's adoration for frequent lusty encounters, then you'll be miserable and lose your lover's interest. it's ALL so true... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon | |
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Holy crap.
I don't tend to put any stock in Horoscopes, but that Aries bit described me to a tee, good and bad. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Byron said: An Aquarius:
zombie 1. Flirt. Aquarius is a natural charmer and enjoys putting this skill on display. The water bearer loves sex and exudes sexual energy. Aquarius playfully alternates between overt sexuality and coquettishness. Match Aquarius's intensity and flexibility, and you'll have the water bearer hooked. 2. Share your intellect. Aquarians are thoughtful individuals who seek all kinds of knowledge. Aquarius wants to figure everything out. Water bearers are turned on by the sharing of ideas. Introduce your Aquarius lover to your world view, and the benefits will be plentiful in and out of the bedroom. 3. Offer Security. Intimacy is not Aquarius's strong suit. Aquarians are uncomfortable with vulnerability. Make the water bearer feel safe, and your Aquarius lover will share the deepest of secrets. 4. Give space. Though Aquarians adore friendship, they need space for individual pursuits. Smother your partner, and the water bearer will rebel. A little distance will keep your sex life hot and you relationship with your Aquarius lover even hotter. 5. Be creative. Aquarius is a bit of a hedonist. Sex is like an amusement park for Aquarians. The water bearer is constantly seeking new heights of pleasure. They love novelty and efficiency. The more ways you can find to get your Aquarius lover off the better. | |
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